Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, or Inuyasha. I am
just making a pathetic attempt at writing a story about my favorite anime
characters.
This is the Participating Cast: Inuyasha, Miroku, Kenshin, Jin, Hiei, and Yahiko.
This is the Non- Participating: Shimouro (me), Fred, Attack Sheep, Misao, Botan, and Sango.
Okay, basic summary: All my favorite anime guys are being forced to take part in a play that features those doofy songs and rhymes you heard when you were a kid. There's one girl from each TV show to blackmail the guys. Fred the duckie umbrella is my evil partner in crime, because he's scaring the guys into doing this with the attack sheep, pint-sized zombie sheep that guard my locker. (Fred's new nickname is Winston.) OKAY! LET'S GET STARTED! (Everybody does happy dance.) ^_^
Scene 1: The Little Piggies
Shimouro: Places, places everyone! Hiei, you're up 1st.
Botan: Sango! Get me the camcorder, quick!
Hiei: There is no possible way for you to make me perform in this cheesy play of yours!
Shimouro: Fred, please take Hiei down to the attack sheep. They need to have a little chat.
Fred: QUACK!
Hiei: Okay, Okay, I'll go! Just PLEASE don't make me go to the sheep! To. wooly. for comfort!
Shimouro: Hooray! Now, let's begin. (Lights dim and curtain rises up.)
Shimouro: This little piggy went to market. (Hiei is pushed onstage wearing one of those rubber pig noses.)
Hiei: I am NO pig! I'm calling my lawyer!
Botan: This is rich! I gotta get copies made of this!
Shimouro: This little piggy stayed home. (Spotlight is put on Jin as he's shoved out wearing a nose like Hiei's.)
Jin: Aye, I still have me own free will, there's no forcing me here! (Botan whaps him over the head with a bat.)
Jin: (Wobbling around, swirly-eyed.) Oink. oink. yes, I'm a little piggy. OINK! (Falls onto the floor unconscious.)
Shimouro: This little piggy had roast pork. (Yahiko wearing pig nose is shown scarfing it down.)
Yahiko: Mm! This is good-CLANG! (Drops fork and food starts falling out of his mouth in rivers.) PORK! Well, who did you cook to make this!
Miroku: (Walking by.) Hey, has anybody seen Kenshin? Last time I saw him he was in the kitchen.
Yahiko: NOOOOOO! WAAAHHHHH! Kenshin was my best friend! But. (Lowers his voice to a whisper.) just between you and me, even though he was love by all, HE TASTED REAL GOOD!
Shimouro: This little piggy had none. (Inuyasha is pushed out wearing nose.)
Inuyasha: Humph! At least we are NOT talking cannibalism here!
Sango: Wait till Kagome sees this! Hahahaha! (Falls on the floor laughing.)
Yahiko: WAAAAHHHHH! Kenshin!
Kenshin: (Walks onstage.) What's wrong Yahiko? Didn't you like the roast I made?
Yahiko: Roast? Y. y.you made? Bbbut I thought y.you were- KENSHIN! YOU'RE ALIVE! (He throws his arms around Kenshin's neck, giving bug-eyes.)
Kenshin: Oro.
Shimouro: And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
Miroku: (Wearing nose) I am NOT going to go wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
Fred: QUACK!
Sheep: Baaaa. Baaaa. BAAAA!
Miroku: Ack! Okay, Okay! (Fred chases him offstage with sheep in hot pursuit.)
Miroku: Wee, wee, wee- ACK! HELP ME!
Shimouro: THE END!
Sango, Misao, and Botan: OH THE BLACKMAIL! (Gives each other high-fives.) Shimouro: Okay, so that was not like Hiei. I couldn't help putting that in. But can you imagine Inuyasha wearing a fake rubber pig nose! LOL! Now. PRESS THE REVIEW BUTTON AND REVIEW BEFORE YOU FACE THE WRATH OF FRED! Thank you. ^_^
This is the Participating Cast: Inuyasha, Miroku, Kenshin, Jin, Hiei, and Yahiko.
This is the Non- Participating: Shimouro (me), Fred, Attack Sheep, Misao, Botan, and Sango.
Okay, basic summary: All my favorite anime guys are being forced to take part in a play that features those doofy songs and rhymes you heard when you were a kid. There's one girl from each TV show to blackmail the guys. Fred the duckie umbrella is my evil partner in crime, because he's scaring the guys into doing this with the attack sheep, pint-sized zombie sheep that guard my locker. (Fred's new nickname is Winston.) OKAY! LET'S GET STARTED! (Everybody does happy dance.) ^_^
Scene 1: The Little Piggies
Shimouro: Places, places everyone! Hiei, you're up 1st.
Botan: Sango! Get me the camcorder, quick!
Hiei: There is no possible way for you to make me perform in this cheesy play of yours!
Shimouro: Fred, please take Hiei down to the attack sheep. They need to have a little chat.
Fred: QUACK!
Hiei: Okay, Okay, I'll go! Just PLEASE don't make me go to the sheep! To. wooly. for comfort!
Shimouro: Hooray! Now, let's begin. (Lights dim and curtain rises up.)
Shimouro: This little piggy went to market. (Hiei is pushed onstage wearing one of those rubber pig noses.)
Hiei: I am NO pig! I'm calling my lawyer!
Botan: This is rich! I gotta get copies made of this!
Shimouro: This little piggy stayed home. (Spotlight is put on Jin as he's shoved out wearing a nose like Hiei's.)
Jin: Aye, I still have me own free will, there's no forcing me here! (Botan whaps him over the head with a bat.)
Jin: (Wobbling around, swirly-eyed.) Oink. oink. yes, I'm a little piggy. OINK! (Falls onto the floor unconscious.)
Shimouro: This little piggy had roast pork. (Yahiko wearing pig nose is shown scarfing it down.)
Yahiko: Mm! This is good-CLANG! (Drops fork and food starts falling out of his mouth in rivers.) PORK! Well, who did you cook to make this!
Miroku: (Walking by.) Hey, has anybody seen Kenshin? Last time I saw him he was in the kitchen.
Yahiko: NOOOOOO! WAAAHHHHH! Kenshin was my best friend! But. (Lowers his voice to a whisper.) just between you and me, even though he was love by all, HE TASTED REAL GOOD!
Shimouro: This little piggy had none. (Inuyasha is pushed out wearing nose.)
Inuyasha: Humph! At least we are NOT talking cannibalism here!
Sango: Wait till Kagome sees this! Hahahaha! (Falls on the floor laughing.)
Yahiko: WAAAAHHHHH! Kenshin!
Kenshin: (Walks onstage.) What's wrong Yahiko? Didn't you like the roast I made?
Yahiko: Roast? Y. y.you made? Bbbut I thought y.you were- KENSHIN! YOU'RE ALIVE! (He throws his arms around Kenshin's neck, giving bug-eyes.)
Kenshin: Oro.
Shimouro: And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
Miroku: (Wearing nose) I am NOT going to go wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
Fred: QUACK!
Sheep: Baaaa. Baaaa. BAAAA!
Miroku: Ack! Okay, Okay! (Fred chases him offstage with sheep in hot pursuit.)
Miroku: Wee, wee, wee- ACK! HELP ME!
Shimouro: THE END!
Sango, Misao, and Botan: OH THE BLACKMAIL! (Gives each other high-fives.) Shimouro: Okay, so that was not like Hiei. I couldn't help putting that in. But can you imagine Inuyasha wearing a fake rubber pig nose! LOL! Now. PRESS THE REVIEW BUTTON AND REVIEW BEFORE YOU FACE THE WRATH OF FRED! Thank you. ^_^