Author's Note: YAY! NEW CHAPTER! Sorry about taking so long, I was very
busy. Just don't hit me with rotten tomatoes or anything. (SPLAT) AHHH! NO
CHEESE EITHER!
Know Your Stars
Shimouro: Hey everybody! Can I have your attention? (Everybody goes quiet) I have good news and bad news, what do you want to hear first?
Cast: THE GOOD NEWS!
Shimouro: Okay! Guess what! I named my nickel Philip!
Hiei: Okay, so what's the bad news, twerp?
Shimouro: It's a girl nickel! (anime fall) Just kidding! No, really, the good news is that we're taking a break from nursery rhymes and stuff!
Cast: YES!!!
Shimouro: The bad news is.we're doing remakes of Know Your Stars from All That!
Yahiko: So what does that mean? Are we doing right now?
Shimouro: Yup! (Lights dim and soft, cool, music starts up. A chair is put in the center of the room.)
Hiei: WHAT! We don't even know our lines yet!
Shimouro: You won't need them! Now come on, you're up first!
Hiei: But I can't do this! I- (Gets shoved into chair)
Shimouro: Yes you can! Ready.ACTION!
(Lighting effects start)
Speaker Dude: Hiei Jaganshi (is that how you spell it?) .his resume says that he has played the part of the itsy bitsy spider, little Miss Muffet, and many other 'small' parts! (See Koganeiro Kitsune's YYH humor fic. If the spelling doesn't work, then switch the i and the e around.)
Hiei: What on earth is a resume! Hey! Those weren't small parts! I was the main character!
Kyoda: That's not what you said.
Hiei: Keep your mouth shut!
Speaker Dude: Hiei Jaganshi.he's in love with ice cream!
Hiei: ICE CREAM! MUST HAVE ICE CREAM! (starts drooling)
Speaker Dude: Hiei Jaganshi.he screams like a girl!
Hiei: I do not! Why would anybody think a thing like tha- (Tiny metal compartment slams down over him) EEEEEEK!!!! (Hiei gets carried off the stage in box, still screaming)
Shimouro: Next up! Yusuke Urameshi!
Yusuke: This better pay good lady!
Speaker Dude: Yusuke Urameshi.he had anger management problems!
Yusuke: I do not you little #$%@! Wait till I get my hands on you and $%#@* throttle you *$%#$%!
Speaker Dude: Yusuke Urameshi.he just cursed two times in one sentence!
Yusuke: NO, THREE TIMES, YOU #$#@$%!
Speaker Dude: Yusuke Urameshi.he forgot to take his medicine this morning!
Yusuke: I DON'T EVEN TAKE MEDICINE YOU LITTLE $%&*#$@*$#&@@$#%$%##&$%@! (Gets taken off stage in a straightjacket)
Shimouro: Now, Youko Kurama! (Walks onstage)
Speaker Dude: Youko Kurama.he often gets mistaken for a girl!
Youko: I DO NOT! GRRR! COME OUT AND FIGHT YOU COWARD!
Speaker Dude: Whatever you say.missy.
Youko: AUUGH!
Speaker Dude: Youko Kurama.his father was a chipmunk!
Youko: NO HE WAS NOT! He was a FOX for your information!
Speaker Dude: You look like one too.
Youko: I am going to wring your neck just wait till after the show!!! (Walks off, cursing)
Shimouro: Now here's a special guest, Kaiba!
Speaker Dude: Seto Kaiba(is that how you spell it?) .he stole that dress!
Kaiba: I'm not even wearing a dress you fool! Anyway, if I wanted one, I could just buy it myself, since I have so much money.
Speaker Dude: Where's the receipt?
Kaiba: THERE IS NO RECEIPT, BECAUSE THERE IS NO DRESS!
Speaker Dude: Sure.
Kaiba: I hate people like you.
Speaker Dude: Seto Kaiba.he has a full beard!
Kaiba: This is insane! I don't have a beard, and I never will have one! I shave!
Speaker Dude: Whatever you say.beardo.
Kaiba: NO LOOK! Smooth skin(rubs face) smooth skin! (Gets dragged away)
Shimouro: And here's our last guest, Miroku!
Speaker Dude: Miroku.what can we say, he's a pervert!
Miroku: Yup! And proud of it! Runs over and touches Sango's rear. (HENTAI)
Shimouro: Well that's the end of our show for today! (Miroku shrieks as Sango comes at him with her boomerang.) (Keiko storms up to Yusuke) Keiko: Yusuke! How could you curse like that! SLAP!
Yusuke: Owww.
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Know Your Stars
Shimouro: Hey everybody! Can I have your attention? (Everybody goes quiet) I have good news and bad news, what do you want to hear first?
Cast: THE GOOD NEWS!
Shimouro: Okay! Guess what! I named my nickel Philip!
Hiei: Okay, so what's the bad news, twerp?
Shimouro: It's a girl nickel! (anime fall) Just kidding! No, really, the good news is that we're taking a break from nursery rhymes and stuff!
Cast: YES!!!
Shimouro: The bad news is.we're doing remakes of Know Your Stars from All That!
Yahiko: So what does that mean? Are we doing right now?
Shimouro: Yup! (Lights dim and soft, cool, music starts up. A chair is put in the center of the room.)
Hiei: WHAT! We don't even know our lines yet!
Shimouro: You won't need them! Now come on, you're up first!
Hiei: But I can't do this! I- (Gets shoved into chair)
Shimouro: Yes you can! Ready.ACTION!
(Lighting effects start)
Speaker Dude: Hiei Jaganshi (is that how you spell it?) .his resume says that he has played the part of the itsy bitsy spider, little Miss Muffet, and many other 'small' parts! (See Koganeiro Kitsune's YYH humor fic. If the spelling doesn't work, then switch the i and the e around.)
Hiei: What on earth is a resume! Hey! Those weren't small parts! I was the main character!
Kyoda: That's not what you said.
Hiei: Keep your mouth shut!
Speaker Dude: Hiei Jaganshi.he's in love with ice cream!
Hiei: ICE CREAM! MUST HAVE ICE CREAM! (starts drooling)
Speaker Dude: Hiei Jaganshi.he screams like a girl!
Hiei: I do not! Why would anybody think a thing like tha- (Tiny metal compartment slams down over him) EEEEEEK!!!! (Hiei gets carried off the stage in box, still screaming)
Shimouro: Next up! Yusuke Urameshi!
Yusuke: This better pay good lady!
Speaker Dude: Yusuke Urameshi.he had anger management problems!
Yusuke: I do not you little #$%@! Wait till I get my hands on you and $%#@* throttle you *$%#$%!
Speaker Dude: Yusuke Urameshi.he just cursed two times in one sentence!
Yusuke: NO, THREE TIMES, YOU #$#@$%!
Speaker Dude: Yusuke Urameshi.he forgot to take his medicine this morning!
Yusuke: I DON'T EVEN TAKE MEDICINE YOU LITTLE $%&*#$@*$#&@@$#%$%##&$%@! (Gets taken off stage in a straightjacket)
Shimouro: Now, Youko Kurama! (Walks onstage)
Speaker Dude: Youko Kurama.he often gets mistaken for a girl!
Youko: I DO NOT! GRRR! COME OUT AND FIGHT YOU COWARD!
Speaker Dude: Whatever you say.missy.
Youko: AUUGH!
Speaker Dude: Youko Kurama.his father was a chipmunk!
Youko: NO HE WAS NOT! He was a FOX for your information!
Speaker Dude: You look like one too.
Youko: I am going to wring your neck just wait till after the show!!! (Walks off, cursing)
Shimouro: Now here's a special guest, Kaiba!
Speaker Dude: Seto Kaiba(is that how you spell it?) .he stole that dress!
Kaiba: I'm not even wearing a dress you fool! Anyway, if I wanted one, I could just buy it myself, since I have so much money.
Speaker Dude: Where's the receipt?
Kaiba: THERE IS NO RECEIPT, BECAUSE THERE IS NO DRESS!
Speaker Dude: Sure.
Kaiba: I hate people like you.
Speaker Dude: Seto Kaiba.he has a full beard!
Kaiba: This is insane! I don't have a beard, and I never will have one! I shave!
Speaker Dude: Whatever you say.beardo.
Kaiba: NO LOOK! Smooth skin(rubs face) smooth skin! (Gets dragged away)
Shimouro: And here's our last guest, Miroku!
Speaker Dude: Miroku.what can we say, he's a pervert!
Miroku: Yup! And proud of it! Runs over and touches Sango's rear. (HENTAI)
Shimouro: Well that's the end of our show for today! (Miroku shrieks as Sango comes at him with her boomerang.) (Keiko storms up to Yusuke) Keiko: Yusuke! How could you curse like that! SLAP!
Yusuke: Owww.
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