Disclaimer: I don't own ANY of the anime shows portrayed in this fic. I
wish I did, but I don't. I do own Shimouro. She is MY property!
Okay, this time we're getting back on track and doing a normal, (Well okay
not normal) chapter. This time we're going to do Christmas songs! For those
of you who don't do Christmas, sorry. But first, I'm gonna interview some
of our characters to get some POSITIVE feedback on this.
Shimouro: (Holds out mike) Miroku! What do you think of our performance so far?
Miroku: Well other than having to wear a pig nose and being embarrassed by some guy over an intercom, it's pretty good. I can't wait for all the pretty showgirls to come on!
Shimouro: Uhhh. . . Miroku, there aren't going to be any showgirls. That's why it's called BISHONEN TORTURE not LETS WATCH MIROKU SLAP THE SHOW GIRL'S BUTT!
Miroku: WHAT! NO PRETTY SHOWGIRLS!? NOOO!!!! Oh well, I've always been the authoress type anyway. . .hehehe
Shimouro: Miroku, what are thinking about in that sick mind of yours? Oh no. (Miroku gets an evil look on his face) AACK!!! (Runs offstage) HELP ME!!!
Sango: (Takes mike) Well, unfortunately, Shimouro can't do anymore interviews, so I'll start up the show while she gets the pepper spray from her trailer. What! She gets a trailer! NO FAIR! *Sigh* At least I'm not Yahiko. He's stuck in the port-a-potty out back.
Hiei: I didn't need to hear that. (flush)
Yahiko: @%#$! My costume fell in the toilet! Ack! Kenshin! Don't press the lever!
Kurama: Apparently, Kenshin and Yahiko share a 'dressing room'
Hiei: Eww. . .
Kenshin: Go on little costume! Go on to a better place! *Sniff* they grow up so fast!
Yahiko: That was so wrong.
Sango: Okay people! (yells into megaphone) Shimouro is still fighting off Miroku with bat, so lets get started! Take your place Yahiko!
Yahiko: What a load of $%#@#$$@%!
Kenshin: Oooh, potty mouth Yahiko. Heeheehee. . . Sango: We now present, Bob and the button factory song! Wait, that's not it. START OVER!!
Inuyasha: (Groan)
Sango: YO YO YO!! WE AH PLAYIN' THUH BOB AN' DA BUTTON FACTORY SONG!! WASSUP DAWG!! Wait no. That's not it either. CUT!
Inuyasha: Pick something woman!
Sango: Thank ya, thank ya very much. Weez playing tonight Bob and the buton factory song, uh huh. No, no no! AGAIN!
Hiei: I'm gonna kill her very soon. . .
Sango: This is the last time! I promise! Okay! HOWDY Y'ALL! WE'RE PLAYIN' THE BOB AND THE BUTTON FACTRY SONG! YEE HAW! Oh I give up. Here's our show. Bob and the button factory. LIGHTS!
Inuyasha: It's about time!
(Lights dim and a factory backdrop falls down)
Yahiko: (Walks onstage wearing some borrowed pants shirt and suspenders. He has on a fake mustache and a pillow stuffed in his shirt to make him look fat) *grumble* Hi my name is Bob. I work in a button factory. I push the button with my right foot.
Hiei: (Walks on dressed up as a button) Lalala. I am a button. Button button button.
Yahiko: (Kicks Hiei) I LOVE THIS JOB!
Hiei: I'M GONNA KILL YOU NINGEN!! ARRGH! (Chases Yahiko offstage)
Sango: NO! WAIT! IT'S NOT OVER YET! I'M DOOMED!
Inuyasha: Well I'm not doomed! I got it all on tape! I wonder how much I'll get for this. . .
Kenshin: FREE THE BUTTON COSTUME!
Kurama: Uhh guys? We better stay clear of Kenshin.
Inuyasha: Duh. He's lost his mind.
Kurama: More like intoxicated. I found five empty bottles of sake in his 'dressing room'
Inuyasha: Oh no. WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!
Kenshin: (Hugs random costume) Let's get married!
Shimouro: (Walks back in) Hi Sango! How'd it go? (Hiei runs by chasing Yahiko)
Sango: What do you think?
Shimouro: I see. It was a good first try though. You did your best.
Kenshin: (glomps costume) We're meant for each other. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Shimouro: Uhh. . . why is Kenshin putting a veil on the donkey costume?
Sango: Don't ask.
Miroku: (stumbles over with his hands over his eyes) Ouch.
Shimouro: You won't do that again, now will you?
Miroku: No mam.
Shimouro: Good.
Kenshin: (kiss) I luv you my widdle snookums!
Miroku: EYES! THEY BURN!
Shimouro: Okay,note to self: NEVER LET SANGO DIRECT AGAIN!
Hope ya liked! I'm interviewing Hiei next time! Oh, and I need you guys to vote: What should I do next? Pop Goes the weasel or Down by the station? REVIEW OR I WILL SEND MY DUCKIE UMBRELLA AND THE ATTACK SHEEP OF DOOM!
Shimouro: (Holds out mike) Miroku! What do you think of our performance so far?
Miroku: Well other than having to wear a pig nose and being embarrassed by some guy over an intercom, it's pretty good. I can't wait for all the pretty showgirls to come on!
Shimouro: Uhhh. . . Miroku, there aren't going to be any showgirls. That's why it's called BISHONEN TORTURE not LETS WATCH MIROKU SLAP THE SHOW GIRL'S BUTT!
Miroku: WHAT! NO PRETTY SHOWGIRLS!? NOOO!!!! Oh well, I've always been the authoress type anyway. . .hehehe
Shimouro: Miroku, what are thinking about in that sick mind of yours? Oh no. (Miroku gets an evil look on his face) AACK!!! (Runs offstage) HELP ME!!!
Sango: (Takes mike) Well, unfortunately, Shimouro can't do anymore interviews, so I'll start up the show while she gets the pepper spray from her trailer. What! She gets a trailer! NO FAIR! *Sigh* At least I'm not Yahiko. He's stuck in the port-a-potty out back.
Hiei: I didn't need to hear that. (flush)
Yahiko: @%#$! My costume fell in the toilet! Ack! Kenshin! Don't press the lever!
Kurama: Apparently, Kenshin and Yahiko share a 'dressing room'
Hiei: Eww. . .
Kenshin: Go on little costume! Go on to a better place! *Sniff* they grow up so fast!
Yahiko: That was so wrong.
Sango: Okay people! (yells into megaphone) Shimouro is still fighting off Miroku with bat, so lets get started! Take your place Yahiko!
Yahiko: What a load of $%#@#$$@%!
Kenshin: Oooh, potty mouth Yahiko. Heeheehee. . . Sango: We now present, Bob and the button factory song! Wait, that's not it. START OVER!!
Inuyasha: (Groan)
Sango: YO YO YO!! WE AH PLAYIN' THUH BOB AN' DA BUTTON FACTORY SONG!! WASSUP DAWG!! Wait no. That's not it either. CUT!
Inuyasha: Pick something woman!
Sango: Thank ya, thank ya very much. Weez playing tonight Bob and the buton factory song, uh huh. No, no no! AGAIN!
Hiei: I'm gonna kill her very soon. . .
Sango: This is the last time! I promise! Okay! HOWDY Y'ALL! WE'RE PLAYIN' THE BOB AND THE BUTTON FACTRY SONG! YEE HAW! Oh I give up. Here's our show. Bob and the button factory. LIGHTS!
Inuyasha: It's about time!
(Lights dim and a factory backdrop falls down)
Yahiko: (Walks onstage wearing some borrowed pants shirt and suspenders. He has on a fake mustache and a pillow stuffed in his shirt to make him look fat) *grumble* Hi my name is Bob. I work in a button factory. I push the button with my right foot.
Hiei: (Walks on dressed up as a button) Lalala. I am a button. Button button button.
Yahiko: (Kicks Hiei) I LOVE THIS JOB!
Hiei: I'M GONNA KILL YOU NINGEN!! ARRGH! (Chases Yahiko offstage)
Sango: NO! WAIT! IT'S NOT OVER YET! I'M DOOMED!
Inuyasha: Well I'm not doomed! I got it all on tape! I wonder how much I'll get for this. . .
Kenshin: FREE THE BUTTON COSTUME!
Kurama: Uhh guys? We better stay clear of Kenshin.
Inuyasha: Duh. He's lost his mind.
Kurama: More like intoxicated. I found five empty bottles of sake in his 'dressing room'
Inuyasha: Oh no. WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!
Kenshin: (Hugs random costume) Let's get married!
Shimouro: (Walks back in) Hi Sango! How'd it go? (Hiei runs by chasing Yahiko)
Sango: What do you think?
Shimouro: I see. It was a good first try though. You did your best.
Kenshin: (glomps costume) We're meant for each other. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Shimouro: Uhh. . . why is Kenshin putting a veil on the donkey costume?
Sango: Don't ask.
Miroku: (stumbles over with his hands over his eyes) Ouch.
Shimouro: You won't do that again, now will you?
Miroku: No mam.
Shimouro: Good.
Kenshin: (kiss) I luv you my widdle snookums!
Miroku: EYES! THEY BURN!
Shimouro: Okay,note to self: NEVER LET SANGO DIRECT AGAIN!
Hope ya liked! I'm interviewing Hiei next time! Oh, and I need you guys to vote: What should I do next? Pop Goes the weasel or Down by the station? REVIEW OR I WILL SEND MY DUCKIE UMBRELLA AND THE ATTACK SHEEP OF DOOM!