FBE - DISCLAIMER - I don't own anything to do with X-men. All my credit
goes to Stan Lee. He is a genius.
Interviews with Superheroes!
FBE : Hi! Welcome to Interviews with Superheroes! Today we're going to interview Bruce Banner, a.k.a The Hulk. You know 'em, the jolly green giant dude.
FBE : Well hi there Bruce! Can I call you Bruce? Because I think it sounds a lot tougher than "Hulk." I mean, "Hulk" makes me thing of a Little Debbie snack. Bruce.Bruce is catchy.
Hulk blows steam out of his nostrils.
FBE : That.that was different. So Bruce, how did you get your big jolly green appearance?
Hulk : Hulk get to much exposure to gamma radiation in fathers lab.
FBE : Ohh.I see.and what did that make you feel like?
Hulk : Crap.
FBE : Oh, so it hurt?
Hulk : Gamma radiation hurt Hulk. Hulk no like gamma radiation.
FBE : I like you.
Hulk : You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
FBE : I wouldn't think so. Your very cool lookin.can I touch you?
Hulk : Hulk no care.
FBE touches Hulk's arm.
FBE : EWW! That feels like a snake. Hold on a minute.
FBE picks up a stick and starts poking the Hulk with it.
FBE : WHOA! The best things in life ARE free! . would you like a Moon Pie?
Hulk : NOO! HULK NO LIKE POKE STICK ON HULK SKIN! HULK SMASH!
FBE : Hey there Mr. Grumpy Greens, someone needs a nap!
FBE continues to poke Hulk with stick. FBE is very entertained.
Hulk : HULK WILL KILL YOU!
FBE : That doesn't sound good. GUARDS!
Three huge Hulk things 3 times bigger than Bruce carry him away.
FBE : HAHA! Stupid Green Thing! O well. Bye!
Interviews with Superheroes!
FBE : Hi! Welcome to Interviews with Superheroes! Today we're going to interview Bruce Banner, a.k.a The Hulk. You know 'em, the jolly green giant dude.
FBE : Well hi there Bruce! Can I call you Bruce? Because I think it sounds a lot tougher than "Hulk." I mean, "Hulk" makes me thing of a Little Debbie snack. Bruce.Bruce is catchy.
Hulk blows steam out of his nostrils.
FBE : That.that was different. So Bruce, how did you get your big jolly green appearance?
Hulk : Hulk get to much exposure to gamma radiation in fathers lab.
FBE : Ohh.I see.and what did that make you feel like?
Hulk : Crap.
FBE : Oh, so it hurt?
Hulk : Gamma radiation hurt Hulk. Hulk no like gamma radiation.
FBE : I like you.
Hulk : You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
FBE : I wouldn't think so. Your very cool lookin.can I touch you?
Hulk : Hulk no care.
FBE touches Hulk's arm.
FBE : EWW! That feels like a snake. Hold on a minute.
FBE picks up a stick and starts poking the Hulk with it.
FBE : WHOA! The best things in life ARE free! . would you like a Moon Pie?
Hulk : NOO! HULK NO LIKE POKE STICK ON HULK SKIN! HULK SMASH!
FBE : Hey there Mr. Grumpy Greens, someone needs a nap!
FBE continues to poke Hulk with stick. FBE is very entertained.
Hulk : HULK WILL KILL YOU!
FBE : That doesn't sound good. GUARDS!
Three huge Hulk things 3 times bigger than Bruce carry him away.
FBE : HAHA! Stupid Green Thing! O well. Bye!