Author Kara - Hi everyone ! What's up ? I apologize for taking this long to update and once again I would like to thank everyone who reviewed my story -TK Macintosh and Dragon of death ( Takara my friend , the wheeler syndrome is actually getting to your brain , so try and catch the Kaiba syndrome to get rid of it okay ? ) . So now that I finally updated , her's chapter four everyone :

Disclaimer - YuGiOh ! Unfortunately , does'nt belong to me ...yet .

How I Spent my Summer Vacation - YuGiOh! Style !!

Chapter 5 - Yugi's Breakdown and The Letter .

Everyone turned around and saw ..- " YUGI !!! "

Tristin - " Yugi ? Huh ? Are we dead ? "

Mai - " Are you alive ? "

Tristan - " Yeah. I think so . "

Mai - " Are you hungry ? "

Tristan - " You Bet ! "

Mai - " Then , it does'nt take a genius to figure out the answer ."

Tristin - " So are we dead ? "

Everyone - " NO ! "

Joey - " You Could have fooled me . "

Mai - " Yes , but you're not a genius , are you ? "

Joey ( -_- )

Kaiba to Yugi - " What happened to your taller side ? "

Yugi -" He said he needed time to think of something to get you back , -- Wait ! Are you calling me short ? "

Everyone behind Yugi was shaking their heads frantically .

Kaiba - " Ah , no . I was'nt calling you short . "

Yugi calmed down , - " Oh , okay . " , he turned to pick up a vase that fell and he began to clean the room .

Kaiba - " What was that about ? "

Bakura - " Um , Yugi's a bit sensitive about his height . He kinda get's angry when you mention it . "

Kaiba smirked - " Then I should keep that as a future reference , just incase he get's on my nerves ."

Joey - " Don't say we did'nt warn ya . "

Tristin laughed - " Yeah , you should know Joey ."

Joey - " Tristan , Kaiba does'nt care so don't bother to say anything . "

Kaiba - " So , wheeler , you don't think I should hear this ? "

Joey nervously smiled - " Yeah , it's not that important really …"

Kaiba smirked turns to Tristan , Tea ,Bakura and Mai - " In that case ,I want to hear what happened ." Joey nearly fainted .

Tristan glanced at Joey - " Okay Well , last year during the halloween party at Tea's house , Yugi dressed up as a Pumpkin --- "

Mai - " - and knowing Joey's pathetic sense of humor - "

Joey - " Hey ! I'll have you know that I could be very funny sometimes ! "

Kaiba - " Yes , funny looking , now carry on with the story . " he turned to Mai . Joey glared at Kaiba dangerously .

Mai - " - he decided it would be amusing to scare Yugi . "

* Flashback -1 year ago at Tea's Halloween party *



Joey snickered as he hid behind the bush at the back of tea's house .

Joey ' I can't wait to see the look on Yugi's face ! ' . He quickly put on the monster mask he found in the attic and waited until he heard Yugi's voice .

Yugi entered the backyard-" Joey ! Where are you ? The party is about to begin ! "

Joey jumped out from the bushes - " Mwhahahaha !!!! I have come to steal your soul , little midget !!! Mwhahahahahahaha----"

BONK !

Yugi - " I AM NOT A MIDGET YOU OVERSIZED BEASTLY FREAK !!!!!!!! " Yugi punched the beast again which fell to the floor .

Joey ,gasped - " Yugi ! It's me , Joey ! "

Yugi stopped moving - " Joey , is that really you ? " Joey removed the mask .

Joey - " Ouch !!! Man , you hit hard ! " he slowly got up .

Yugi went red - " Sorry Joey …I did'nt realize that was you."

Awkward silence …

Yugi -" Do you want to get some cake ? "

Joey - " Cake !!! " , he ran inside the house

*End of Flashback *

Everyone was laughing .

Joey looked down - " I never forgot that day ,when I called Yugi a midget …", someone tapped Joey on the back , Joey ignored it , " Even though it is true - "

Bakura - " Joey ? "

Joey - " What ? "

Bakura - " Look behind you . " , Joey turned around a very annoyed Yugi standing behind him .

Yugi - " Ahem . "

Joey - " YUGI ! Uh .. I could explain .. " , he looks at Kaiba who was laughing with tears in his eyes , " IT WAS HIM !!!!! "

Kaiba who was laughing , stopped - " --hahahaha ! Yugi the midget !!! " , then it hit him , " WHAT ?! I DID'NT DO ANYTHING !!!! WHEELER !!! " , he dived at Joey , knocking over Bakura in the process .

Bakura sighed - " I can't handle this madness anymore .. " , Yami Bakura took over .

Yugi fumed, he pulled a butcher knife out of nowhere - " KAIBA , YOU CALLED ME SHORT !!!! YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS !!!"

Yami Bakura smirked and sat down with a bag of popcorn ( Don't ask where he got it from ) - " Now this is my kinda show ! "

Joey stepped in - " Sorry squirt ! But I'm gonna kill him first !!!! Get in line like the rest of us ! "

Everyone - " JOEY !!!!!!!!! "

Joey - " What ? Yugi is'nt a midget , he's just sh- "

Yugi held the knife in the air , ready to attack - " What did you say ?" , Yami Bakura was laughing his head off .

Joey twisted his hands together - " Uh , what I meant was , you're not a midget , just ..sh..sh. - I GOTTA USE THE BATHROOM !!!! " , he raced out of the room at top speed , " See-ya later ! ", in thought , ' Sheesh , That was close ! Me and my big mouth ! ' .

Tea was standing there trying to think of something that would help - " Yugi , what Joey was trying to say is , you're not exactly on the tall side , but that does'nt mean you're short ! "

Yugi looked at Tea , eyes watering - " OH ! SO NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME SHORT TOO !!! Tea , how could you ?! I thought you were my friend .. " , he sniffed , Tea looked guilty .

Mai walked over to Yugi and patted him on the back - " Don't cry hun . I'm sure none of them meant to call you a midget , even if you are short . "

Yugi broke down completely , - " I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ! ! ! ! ! WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST ADMIT IT ! ! ! ! YUGI'S SHORT ! ! ! ! JUST SAY IT ! ! ! ! I DO'NT CARE ! ! ! ! ! ! " , he sobbed .

Yami Bakura still laughing his head off- " Yugi's short - Mwhahahahahahahahahahaha - I.. can't .. breathe ..hahaha ! ! ! ! "

Yugi walked over to him - " Here , let me help you ... " . WHAM ! Yami Bakura fell to the floor in pain .

Everyone O_O .

Mai - " That was completely unexpected . "

Yami Bakura got up slowly , the millennium ring glowing - " MORTAL ! ! ! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT --"

Tristan interrupted - " Guys ! While you all were having your 'short ' conversation. I found the letter . " , he held the letter up .

Yami Bakura held a hand up to silence him - " Don't interrupt me mortal ! As I was saying YUGI WILL DIE !!! NO MORTAL WILL EVER -- " , comprehension finally dawned on him , " What ?... YOU FOUND THE LETTER AND YOU DID'NT SAY ANYTHING ?! " , He glared at Tristan .

Tea was about to say something when Kaiba tapped her on the shoulder .

Kaiba - " Don't say anything . "

Mai shook her head - " He's just a sad , sad , little man . "

Tea understood - " Poor Bakura . "

10 minutes later ....

Yugi was back to normal ( well almost ) , Yami Bakura was back in the millennium ring , everyone was quietly sitting down , Joey was still in the bathroom and Tristan was reading the letter since Yugi told him it was okay for him to read it . Tristan opened the envelope and pulled out a letter .

Tristan began to read aloud - " To : Mr.Yugi Motou , you are invited to the first ever , annual Duelist Central in London, England .This first class competiton will be held to decide once and for all who is the greatest duelist in the world . Only the best duelists are invited , friends and family are welcomed to watch . Transportation includes the duelist central coach bus stationed at the entrance of Kaiba land . The bus leaves this Saturday at 10:00 am , the fee is $ 5000.00 for everyone . Thank-you , we hope to see you at the competition . " , Tristan looked at everyone else , " And there's a list of all the duelist invited ... "

Yugi - " Yeah ! We're all invited ! "

Mai - " We're going all the way to Europe ? I have so much packing to do ! "

Tea stars in her eyes - " Yeah , I know what you mean ... "

Kaiba looked mildly surprised - " Well , I guess all of you low class duelists are also invited . Then it's settled , I am going to win this competition and none of you better get in my way . " , he turns to Yugi , " I expect a rematch Yugi ." , he got up and went to the door .

Yugi - " Yes , and may the best duelist win ! "

Kaiba - " I plan to . " , he left the game shop .

Joey who just returned from the bathroom , clenched his fists - " Why I outta - "

Yugi - " Joey ! You're back , and guess what ? You're also invited to the duelist central in Europe . "

Joey brightened - " Really ? That's great Yug ! I'll finally have a chance to beat Kaiba !"

Mai stood up - " So , I'll see you all tommorow ! " , she began to walk away , " I wonder if 7 suitcases will be enough ? "

Joey (O.o) - " 7 Suitcases ? Is she planning to bring her entire wadrobe ? "

Tristan sighed - " You never know pal . "

Tea walked out of the game shop and waved - " Okay , Bye guys ! See you in the morning ! " .

Bakura Ryou also left - " Goodbye you all , I also need to get home and start packing . "

Yugi - " Bye ! " he said as Bakura walked out .

Joey - " So Yugi , about this dueling central , how are we going to get there ? "

Yugi - " The bus leaves at 10:00 am. tomorrow morning Joey ."

Tristan - " Yeah , and it's a coach bus too ! The one with the TVs , snacks and air conditioned ! "

Joey jumped in the air - " Wow ! All this for free ? "

Yugi suddenly realized something - " Oh yeah ! I almost forgot , there's a $5000.00 fee for the bus ride to Europe . "

Joey stopped in mid-jump - " Okay , so who's gonna pay ? "

Yugi thoughtful - " I don't know . "

Tristan - " Let's think , so who do we know that has 5 thousand dollars to spare ..excluding Kaiba since he's paying for lunch . "

Yugi and Tristan looked at Joey smiling manically .

Joey - " What ?...Oh no . Stop looking at me like that . There ain't no way I'm gonna pay ! "