Disclaimer: Digimon will be a passion of mine but never mine to own.
Rika: "Last time on Brother of Fire Flamon was having some odd thoughts about his sister while the Dark Warriors found out that Grumblemon's essence could be used in the Beast Spirit of Earth and that meant bad news for Ranamon. But the real problem happend when FlameWizardmon started a rumble with Flamon and used the Human Spirit of Flames to become Evil Agunimon, Flamon used up the last of his energy to Fractalize him and used the Spirit to barbeque the wannabe. The fight left Alen drained and Ranamon moved in to steal his D-scanner but couldn't for some reason and Mercurymon kept track of all of it but now someone wants the Flame Spirits for herself. Man what else could be going against the good guys?"
TJ: *bandages allover* Yo
Rika: Whow! How bad did Rikumon beat you?
Rikumon: *phases in* Wasn't me.
Rika: What happend?
TJ: Errr we ran into Impmon..
Rikumon: More like ran OVER him..
Rika: And he did THIS to you?
TJ and Rikumon: He warped to Beelzemon
Rika: I said it before and I'll say it again.. Boys!
TJ: Whatever, hey everybody! I have special guests in this chapter but only one of them belongs to me!
Rika: Who?
TJ: *grinning* Ohh some friends to who I will give credit to later so's not to spoil.
Digimon Brother of Fire
By TJ and Rikumon
Chapter Fire
Village of the Shadow Fighters
Alen was finally getting up, much to his mental complaints of his mind to his body. He struggled to stay at rest, but most of his body was crying out 'HEY WE'RE HURT HERE! MUCH ACHING SO GET UP!' and his body was right. His arms and torso were aching all over and his legs felt a bit numb from not being used for some time. But what did surprised him was that were he felt some residual pain that had healed were bits of cloth and what felt like some kind of medical cream that soothed what little pain was left.
'Ok this is weird....I remember taking FlameWizardmon's Fractal code, then....then......I blacked out, but I don't remember bandaging myself up.......wait I don't know first aid, and.....Im on a bed?' slowly Alen opened his eyes, and saw a roof of straws above his head, he was in a hut. Picking himself up as best he could, Alen looked at the bedspread he was on, it was actually a bundle of leafs set up rather nicely, had a pleasant smell to it. "Wish I was in my Spirit form to really enjoy it, hey wait a nano! WHERE AM I?!" Alen shouted to no one, standing up on his feet somewhat do to the fact that they were asleep he walked over to the doorway that was from the opposite side of the bed he found himself on.
Grasping the doorway Alen saw that his arms were expertly bandaged as he felt when his eyes were shut, Alen looked this way and that and saw that he was in a village of huts, some high in the air on polls and some seemed half buried "HELLO? ANYBODY THERE?" but no reply came. Alen was quickly felling nervous, whenever he felt a bit alone or stranded he'd just use his site to see a Digimon, but he could see or hear anything around him. "Ok, I pass out wake up in an organic village that's deserted and I have been medically treated by seemingly no one. Can anyone say 'Freaky'?"
Out of no where a small squeaky voice said playfully "Freaky"
"AHH!" Alen shouted as he did a quick three sixty, and hastily tripping and landing on his rear "OOW!" Alen looked about to find the source of the voice but there was no one there, even with his inhuman sight he saw no one. "It's official, I've lost it!" he complained as he pulled himself up. Suddenly his D-Scanner began to beep madly, reaching into his pocket and holding out the Digitized device in front of him a bubble map appeared again. But this time not one but two dots glowed, one was pure white while the other was black as night, both were side by side and only a few feet away "...two Spirits? And close by, man this is way to good to be true! Well I have to check it out at least, if it is the Spirits I have to get them before Charubimon does.."
Walking into the hut that his D-Scanner pointed to, Alen indeed saw two Spirits both were being displayed as the treasures that they were. To the right was an idle of a human warrior warring silvery armor with a helmet that resembled a wolf, and the left was of another human warrior but his armor was solid black and its torso, head, and, shoulders had lion heads on them. Behind the shelf that the Spirits were kept were two symbols that for some reason Alen recognized, facing the silver idols symbol Alen said breathlessly "Spirit of the Light.....and that's the Spirit of Darkness...." aiming his D-Scanner at the two, Alen was ready to take the Spirits into his custody. But he put his D-Scanner down slowly "No, someone lives here. Id be as bad as Charubimon if I just took them, whoever lives here better get back soon......just hope that they let me take them."
Slowly walking back to the door way, Alen heard a small noise "Finally.." taking a faster pace he was about to set foot out the door when his foot tripped on something causing him to fall face first with a small Thud "Owww! What the?" examining his foot, Alen saw a small thin but strong rope had been placed there. Picking himself back up and taking a few steps around to see he said "Ok, whose idea was thaAAHH!" unfortunately for Alen, he found another particle joke, the classic banana peal slipping falling flat on his back now "Owww my back!" As he strained to pick himself up again, Alen heard a small giggling coming from his stomach. Looking to where the sounds were coming from, he saw a small round lilac Digimon with a fox tail giggling at him. But not only had the little Digimon been amusing itself in his humiliation, it had his D-Scanner in its mouth "HEY GIVE ME THAT!" he shouted at the little Digimon quickly reaching for the device, but both it and the Digimon vanished into thin air "WHAT THE!?!"
From behind him a small girl voice said playfully "Ooooover here"Alen shot straight up and saw the little lilac Digimon siting on the other side of the raised hut, with his D-Scanner waving, what Alen now assumed was a girl, her tail to an tho.
Alen darted forward reaching for his device, but as he stepped under the hut his foot was yanked high into he air with himself following as he dangled upside down from the end of a vine, facing the ground no to far bellow him, the little Digimon giggling at him "NOT FUNNY! PUT ME DOWN NOW!!!"
Above Alen a young male voice said "OK." Alen quickly looked up and saw that the hut had a trap door and from the inside of it was a little Digimon that resembled the lilac one but its fur was black who was currently nibbling on the vine.
Alen's eyes darted from the Digimon nibbling on the vine and the ground below, and one thought can to mind that he quickly stated "DON'T PUT ME DOWN!!!" suddenly, more Digimon began to appear out of thin air, he only recognized one though that was standing next the little lilac Digimon. It was an armor class Digimon who stood tall next to the little Digimon, it wore desert like white cloths and had two large leafs as shoulder pads and its arms and legs seemed to be made of twisted vines that ended with twisted ninja stars and a larger ninja star on its back,, was a ninja type Digimon Shurimon.
'Oh man! One thing to do' Just as the little black Digimon bit through the vine, Alen slammed his fist to his chest shouting "MYSTIC SPIRIT EVOLUTION! FLAMON!" and again Alen had become the Creator Warrior of Flames, falling and landing nimbly landing on all fours "WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!!"
"Allow me answer that with NINJA STAR!" Shurimon shouted as he threw the giant ninja on his back right at Flamon.
Flamon quickly jumped into the air, or as best he could considering that the hut was above him for about a second then he bursted though the top of it "Opps!....AH!" not only had he made the mistake of going though the hut but then came face to face with a yellow humanoid fox wearing purple arm type gloves with the Ying Yang symbol who grabbed him by the tail and tossed the flame wielder back to the ground hard.
"Owww cant a guy get a break!....! SPIRIT!" Flamon shouted as suddenly his D-Scanner began to glow in front of the small lilac Digimon and shot straight into his hand "PAY BACK TIME! EXECUTE! SPIRIT EVOLUTION! AGUNIMON!!" Flamon shouted as he became the stronger form of the Human Spirit of Flames the armored Agunimon. "PYRO.." he roared as the flames erupted from his gauntlets.
"Show us what you've got.." Shurimon replied as the fox and several other Digimon gathered.
"ENOUGH!!" a voice shouted over the commotion.
Agunimon looked around for the voices owner "Who is it this time!!" suddenly a black humanoid Digimon wearing torn navi blue jeans and a chasse belt was standing in front of him "Oh.."
"I am Rikumon, Im the village leader. Im sorry for what happend Legendary Warrior." he said with a small bow.
Shurimon moved over to Rikumon looking angry, "Rikumon this is an enemy!"
"He isn't, he isn't allied with Charubimon or his servants." Rikumon replied with a stern look.
Agunimon looked between the two Digimon, he seemed both confused and a bit wobbly "Agg can someone tell me what I missed?" he said holding his shoulder.
"Perhaps we should explain it after you've been looked at." another voice from next to Agunimon said as a lilac fox Digimon that looked like the other two foxes but she, judging from her voice, wearing armor and carrying two kenta's with rose symbols forged into them, nearly giving Agunimon a heart attack.
"AH! STOP THAT!!" Agunimon complained holding his chest.
"Sorry." she apologized.
The black fox, now finished arguing with Shurimon, walked over to the Warrior of Flames and his fellow fox type "Please if you'll follow us, I will explain everything." he said to Agunimon motioning to the hut Agunimon woke in.
"Fine.."
Shortly after changing back to Flamon and being examined, embarassing the barer of flames somewhat, by the lilac fox called WarriorRenamon Rikumon explained what was wrong with the villagers "So you see after being attacked so many times by Charubimon's subjects, the villagers have become rather restless."
"Really?" Flamon said sarcastically "Well what was up with the In-Trainings?"
WarriorRenamon chuckled a bit as she applied some new bandages to replace the burnt ones do to Flamon's evolution "Sorry, our children just wanted to be their mischievous selves."
"Your children?" said a shocked Flamon.
Rikumon sighed "Yes, ok you two apologize."
Suddenly the two little Digimon appeared out of thin air in front of Flamon, bowing "Sorry, didn't mean to hurt you." said the black one.
"We just wanted to play." the lilac added.
"Fine, but first who are you two?"
"Im SwordReremon." the lilac one said with a smile
"And Im Tenshimon were twins!" the black one quipped.
"And Im surpized I didn't see the family resemblance." Flamon said eyeing the family of fox types "By the way if you wanted to play just ask because giving people a reason to say 'Im tied up at the moment' isn't the way to do it."
"Sorry." the twin's said vanishing from sight.
"For crying out loud, can EVERYONE in the village do that?" Flamon groaned.
Rikumon chuckled "Im afraid so, the twins just learned it themselfs and love to show it off."
"Well other then minor bruises your in perfect health." WarriorRenamon said finishing the last bandage.
"If only the doctors said that" Flamon mumbled "Listen, I know you have the Spirits of Darkness and Light here so may I have them?"
Rikumon looked very serous for a moment "And what may I ask will you do with them?"
"Cant do anything really....OH! No, I just need to take them so they'll be safe from Charubimon's goons. I was sent here by Ophanimon, honest!"
"I believe you, but Im afraid I cant let you have them. We here at the village need them to protect the village from Charubimon's servants."
Flamon looked thoughtful for a moment, then stood up and walked towards the doorway "Alright then, keep them for now. But! I will be back to make sure there safe from that jerk. And if Charubimon gets them, your in trouble by me Rikumon."
Rikumon smirked knowing full well what the Warrior of Flames meant "You have my word that if that happens you'll be first in line to make me pay."
"Well at least I have a place to go when I need to, sayonara." Flamon said with a wave and walked out the door....and tripping over the twins well placed vine again "GRR I HATE THAT!"
Meanwhile as the twins laughed at their antics, Ranamon watched a fair distance away "Hmhmhm, have ta admit those tikes know how ta trip up ol' Flamon. At least Ah know where he'll head to after we lose track o' him."
However Ranamon wasn't alone, high in the air above the small village was the silhouette of what could only be described as a demon "Now when you leave the village your Spirits will belong to me!"
****End of Chapter Five*****
Rika: "Well looks like Flamon's in trouble, and we finally see who this Digimon is. But what's going to happen, will it be a clash of Digital Titans? Or is the Warrior of Flames in trouble? To find out you have to be here for the next Digimon Brother of Fire!"
TJ: Guess Hotshot will be glade to see this up!
Rikumon: Whoppy, Im in the fic of your's -_-;;
TJ: Cheer up Riku-san! Ok now I'll disclaimer ownerships! Rikumon and Tenshimon are mine..PS I cant wait to see Takara's reaction to see you and WR with kids! ^_^
Rikumon: GRRR!
TJ: WarriorRenamon and SwordReremon belong to Takara! WELCOME TO MY WORLD, MYHAHAHAHHA!
Rika *slaps TJ across the head* Cut it out!
TJ *rubs head* Hey! Im beat up enough!!!
Rikumon: Really? *cracks knuckles*
TJ: O_O;;; BYE PEOPLE! *runs away with Rikumon chasing after him shouting 'STOP EMBARASSING ME!'*
Rika: I said it before and I'll say it again, boys...
Rika: "Last time on Brother of Fire Flamon was having some odd thoughts about his sister while the Dark Warriors found out that Grumblemon's essence could be used in the Beast Spirit of Earth and that meant bad news for Ranamon. But the real problem happend when FlameWizardmon started a rumble with Flamon and used the Human Spirit of Flames to become Evil Agunimon, Flamon used up the last of his energy to Fractalize him and used the Spirit to barbeque the wannabe. The fight left Alen drained and Ranamon moved in to steal his D-scanner but couldn't for some reason and Mercurymon kept track of all of it but now someone wants the Flame Spirits for herself. Man what else could be going against the good guys?"
TJ: *bandages allover* Yo
Rika: Whow! How bad did Rikumon beat you?
Rikumon: *phases in* Wasn't me.
Rika: What happend?
TJ: Errr we ran into Impmon..
Rikumon: More like ran OVER him..
Rika: And he did THIS to you?
TJ and Rikumon: He warped to Beelzemon
Rika: I said it before and I'll say it again.. Boys!
TJ: Whatever, hey everybody! I have special guests in this chapter but only one of them belongs to me!
Rika: Who?
TJ: *grinning* Ohh some friends to who I will give credit to later so's not to spoil.
Digimon Brother of Fire
By TJ and Rikumon
Chapter Fire
Village of the Shadow Fighters
Alen was finally getting up, much to his mental complaints of his mind to his body. He struggled to stay at rest, but most of his body was crying out 'HEY WE'RE HURT HERE! MUCH ACHING SO GET UP!' and his body was right. His arms and torso were aching all over and his legs felt a bit numb from not being used for some time. But what did surprised him was that were he felt some residual pain that had healed were bits of cloth and what felt like some kind of medical cream that soothed what little pain was left.
'Ok this is weird....I remember taking FlameWizardmon's Fractal code, then....then......I blacked out, but I don't remember bandaging myself up.......wait I don't know first aid, and.....Im on a bed?' slowly Alen opened his eyes, and saw a roof of straws above his head, he was in a hut. Picking himself up as best he could, Alen looked at the bedspread he was on, it was actually a bundle of leafs set up rather nicely, had a pleasant smell to it. "Wish I was in my Spirit form to really enjoy it, hey wait a nano! WHERE AM I?!" Alen shouted to no one, standing up on his feet somewhat do to the fact that they were asleep he walked over to the doorway that was from the opposite side of the bed he found himself on.
Grasping the doorway Alen saw that his arms were expertly bandaged as he felt when his eyes were shut, Alen looked this way and that and saw that he was in a village of huts, some high in the air on polls and some seemed half buried "HELLO? ANYBODY THERE?" but no reply came. Alen was quickly felling nervous, whenever he felt a bit alone or stranded he'd just use his site to see a Digimon, but he could see or hear anything around him. "Ok, I pass out wake up in an organic village that's deserted and I have been medically treated by seemingly no one. Can anyone say 'Freaky'?"
Out of no where a small squeaky voice said playfully "Freaky"
"AHH!" Alen shouted as he did a quick three sixty, and hastily tripping and landing on his rear "OOW!" Alen looked about to find the source of the voice but there was no one there, even with his inhuman sight he saw no one. "It's official, I've lost it!" he complained as he pulled himself up. Suddenly his D-Scanner began to beep madly, reaching into his pocket and holding out the Digitized device in front of him a bubble map appeared again. But this time not one but two dots glowed, one was pure white while the other was black as night, both were side by side and only a few feet away "...two Spirits? And close by, man this is way to good to be true! Well I have to check it out at least, if it is the Spirits I have to get them before Charubimon does.."
Walking into the hut that his D-Scanner pointed to, Alen indeed saw two Spirits both were being displayed as the treasures that they were. To the right was an idle of a human warrior warring silvery armor with a helmet that resembled a wolf, and the left was of another human warrior but his armor was solid black and its torso, head, and, shoulders had lion heads on them. Behind the shelf that the Spirits were kept were two symbols that for some reason Alen recognized, facing the silver idols symbol Alen said breathlessly "Spirit of the Light.....and that's the Spirit of Darkness...." aiming his D-Scanner at the two, Alen was ready to take the Spirits into his custody. But he put his D-Scanner down slowly "No, someone lives here. Id be as bad as Charubimon if I just took them, whoever lives here better get back soon......just hope that they let me take them."
Slowly walking back to the door way, Alen heard a small noise "Finally.." taking a faster pace he was about to set foot out the door when his foot tripped on something causing him to fall face first with a small Thud "Owww! What the?" examining his foot, Alen saw a small thin but strong rope had been placed there. Picking himself back up and taking a few steps around to see he said "Ok, whose idea was thaAAHH!" unfortunately for Alen, he found another particle joke, the classic banana peal slipping falling flat on his back now "Owww my back!" As he strained to pick himself up again, Alen heard a small giggling coming from his stomach. Looking to where the sounds were coming from, he saw a small round lilac Digimon with a fox tail giggling at him. But not only had the little Digimon been amusing itself in his humiliation, it had his D-Scanner in its mouth "HEY GIVE ME THAT!" he shouted at the little Digimon quickly reaching for the device, but both it and the Digimon vanished into thin air "WHAT THE!?!"
From behind him a small girl voice said playfully "Ooooover here"Alen shot straight up and saw the little lilac Digimon siting on the other side of the raised hut, with his D-Scanner waving, what Alen now assumed was a girl, her tail to an tho.
Alen darted forward reaching for his device, but as he stepped under the hut his foot was yanked high into he air with himself following as he dangled upside down from the end of a vine, facing the ground no to far bellow him, the little Digimon giggling at him "NOT FUNNY! PUT ME DOWN NOW!!!"
Above Alen a young male voice said "OK." Alen quickly looked up and saw that the hut had a trap door and from the inside of it was a little Digimon that resembled the lilac one but its fur was black who was currently nibbling on the vine.
Alen's eyes darted from the Digimon nibbling on the vine and the ground below, and one thought can to mind that he quickly stated "DON'T PUT ME DOWN!!!" suddenly, more Digimon began to appear out of thin air, he only recognized one though that was standing next the little lilac Digimon. It was an armor class Digimon who stood tall next to the little Digimon, it wore desert like white cloths and had two large leafs as shoulder pads and its arms and legs seemed to be made of twisted vines that ended with twisted ninja stars and a larger ninja star on its back,, was a ninja type Digimon Shurimon.
'Oh man! One thing to do' Just as the little black Digimon bit through the vine, Alen slammed his fist to his chest shouting "MYSTIC SPIRIT EVOLUTION! FLAMON!" and again Alen had become the Creator Warrior of Flames, falling and landing nimbly landing on all fours "WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!!"
"Allow me answer that with NINJA STAR!" Shurimon shouted as he threw the giant ninja on his back right at Flamon.
Flamon quickly jumped into the air, or as best he could considering that the hut was above him for about a second then he bursted though the top of it "Opps!....AH!" not only had he made the mistake of going though the hut but then came face to face with a yellow humanoid fox wearing purple arm type gloves with the Ying Yang symbol who grabbed him by the tail and tossed the flame wielder back to the ground hard.
"Owww cant a guy get a break!....! SPIRIT!" Flamon shouted as suddenly his D-Scanner began to glow in front of the small lilac Digimon and shot straight into his hand "PAY BACK TIME! EXECUTE! SPIRIT EVOLUTION! AGUNIMON!!" Flamon shouted as he became the stronger form of the Human Spirit of Flames the armored Agunimon. "PYRO.." he roared as the flames erupted from his gauntlets.
"Show us what you've got.." Shurimon replied as the fox and several other Digimon gathered.
"ENOUGH!!" a voice shouted over the commotion.
Agunimon looked around for the voices owner "Who is it this time!!" suddenly a black humanoid Digimon wearing torn navi blue jeans and a chasse belt was standing in front of him "Oh.."
"I am Rikumon, Im the village leader. Im sorry for what happend Legendary Warrior." he said with a small bow.
Shurimon moved over to Rikumon looking angry, "Rikumon this is an enemy!"
"He isn't, he isn't allied with Charubimon or his servants." Rikumon replied with a stern look.
Agunimon looked between the two Digimon, he seemed both confused and a bit wobbly "Agg can someone tell me what I missed?" he said holding his shoulder.
"Perhaps we should explain it after you've been looked at." another voice from next to Agunimon said as a lilac fox Digimon that looked like the other two foxes but she, judging from her voice, wearing armor and carrying two kenta's with rose symbols forged into them, nearly giving Agunimon a heart attack.
"AH! STOP THAT!!" Agunimon complained holding his chest.
"Sorry." she apologized.
The black fox, now finished arguing with Shurimon, walked over to the Warrior of Flames and his fellow fox type "Please if you'll follow us, I will explain everything." he said to Agunimon motioning to the hut Agunimon woke in.
"Fine.."
Shortly after changing back to Flamon and being examined, embarassing the barer of flames somewhat, by the lilac fox called WarriorRenamon Rikumon explained what was wrong with the villagers "So you see after being attacked so many times by Charubimon's subjects, the villagers have become rather restless."
"Really?" Flamon said sarcastically "Well what was up with the In-Trainings?"
WarriorRenamon chuckled a bit as she applied some new bandages to replace the burnt ones do to Flamon's evolution "Sorry, our children just wanted to be their mischievous selves."
"Your children?" said a shocked Flamon.
Rikumon sighed "Yes, ok you two apologize."
Suddenly the two little Digimon appeared out of thin air in front of Flamon, bowing "Sorry, didn't mean to hurt you." said the black one.
"We just wanted to play." the lilac added.
"Fine, but first who are you two?"
"Im SwordReremon." the lilac one said with a smile
"And Im Tenshimon were twins!" the black one quipped.
"And Im surpized I didn't see the family resemblance." Flamon said eyeing the family of fox types "By the way if you wanted to play just ask because giving people a reason to say 'Im tied up at the moment' isn't the way to do it."
"Sorry." the twin's said vanishing from sight.
"For crying out loud, can EVERYONE in the village do that?" Flamon groaned.
Rikumon chuckled "Im afraid so, the twins just learned it themselfs and love to show it off."
"Well other then minor bruises your in perfect health." WarriorRenamon said finishing the last bandage.
"If only the doctors said that" Flamon mumbled "Listen, I know you have the Spirits of Darkness and Light here so may I have them?"
Rikumon looked very serous for a moment "And what may I ask will you do with them?"
"Cant do anything really....OH! No, I just need to take them so they'll be safe from Charubimon's goons. I was sent here by Ophanimon, honest!"
"I believe you, but Im afraid I cant let you have them. We here at the village need them to protect the village from Charubimon's servants."
Flamon looked thoughtful for a moment, then stood up and walked towards the doorway "Alright then, keep them for now. But! I will be back to make sure there safe from that jerk. And if Charubimon gets them, your in trouble by me Rikumon."
Rikumon smirked knowing full well what the Warrior of Flames meant "You have my word that if that happens you'll be first in line to make me pay."
"Well at least I have a place to go when I need to, sayonara." Flamon said with a wave and walked out the door....and tripping over the twins well placed vine again "GRR I HATE THAT!"
Meanwhile as the twins laughed at their antics, Ranamon watched a fair distance away "Hmhmhm, have ta admit those tikes know how ta trip up ol' Flamon. At least Ah know where he'll head to after we lose track o' him."
However Ranamon wasn't alone, high in the air above the small village was the silhouette of what could only be described as a demon "Now when you leave the village your Spirits will belong to me!"
****End of Chapter Five*****
Rika: "Well looks like Flamon's in trouble, and we finally see who this Digimon is. But what's going to happen, will it be a clash of Digital Titans? Or is the Warrior of Flames in trouble? To find out you have to be here for the next Digimon Brother of Fire!"
TJ: Guess Hotshot will be glade to see this up!
Rikumon: Whoppy, Im in the fic of your's -_-;;
TJ: Cheer up Riku-san! Ok now I'll disclaimer ownerships! Rikumon and Tenshimon are mine..PS I cant wait to see Takara's reaction to see you and WR with kids! ^_^
Rikumon: GRRR!
TJ: WarriorRenamon and SwordReremon belong to Takara! WELCOME TO MY WORLD, MYHAHAHAHHA!
Rika *slaps TJ across the head* Cut it out!
TJ *rubs head* Hey! Im beat up enough!!!
Rikumon: Really? *cracks knuckles*
TJ: O_O;;; BYE PEOPLE! *runs away with Rikumon chasing after him shouting 'STOP EMBARASSING ME!'*
Rika: I said it before and I'll say it again, boys...