A strange little one-shot. It is my first EE story. Read and gag...er, enjoy.

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Gary skipped into the bar. "Hi, everyone, I get tomorrow's newspaper today!

Bar: "Hi, Gary."

Gary: "No, you don't get it, it's what I DO, you see!"

Bar: "Free beer! Free beer!"

Gary: "But I'm out there saving people's lives!"

Bar: "Beer! Beer! Beer!"

Gary: *singing* "Time! Time has come today!"

Bar: "GIVE...US...BEER!"

Gary: "And my soul has been psychadelizised! TIME!"

Bar: "BEER, NOW!"

Gary: "I don't know why, but every morning..."

Bar: "RAHHH!!" *attack*

Patrick: "Hey, Mr. Hobson! We just got a whole shipment of extra beer!"

Bar: "YAY!"

Woman: *googly eyes* "Oh Gary, you're so nice!"

Gary: "What? What did I do? All I know is, that I have 24 hours to set things straight..."

Chuck: *rolls eyes and whaps him over the head with a barstool*

Bar: YAAY!!

Woman: "Oh, Chuck! My hero!"

Chuck: "Well, the world does need heroes." *wink*

THE END.