Chapter 2: Space Trainings
Computron: I have now taken the form of this robot. I will guide you around the space center and do some training for space. Please wear these suits to protect you from the radioactivity in the nuclear room.
After a while...
Pikachu: That machine is big!
Computron: Natural uranium, which comes in thin metal rods, is converted into plutonium, which will be used to power the rocket. Look at that machine; uranium contains about 99% of U238 and 1% of U235. Once the uranium is inside the machine, an atom of U235 splits, releasing two or three neutrons. An atom of U238 will absorb one or other of these, which will he transmuted into plutonium. The other neutrons will continue through the machine and end up by hitting one of the rare atoms of U235. These in their turn split and release two or three neutrons again.
Luigi: I need a recap.
Ganondorf: What shiny gold button! (Presses button)
Speaker: WARNING! WARNING! SELF-DESTRUCTION TIMER BEGAN! 5 MINUTES TILL EXPLOSION!
Computron: WHAT HAVE YOU PRESSED?!?!?!?!
Ganondorf: Uh...
Link: We're done for!!!
Computron: Leave this to me! (Works on computer)
Speaker: SELF-DESTRUCTION TIMER DEACTIVATED.
Computron: Please don't press anything you see.
Ganondorf: Sorry.
Some hours later...
Samus: DK will be our guinea pig for the spacesuit test.
DK: I'm a guinea pig?
Samus: It means an experimental person or object. Please wear this spacesuit we built the right size for you. You will stay in this room while I change the temperature and pressure. You have a built-in radio, so whenever you talk, we can hear you from the outside.
DK: Ready when you are.
Samus: I'm changing the pressure now. Felt anything?
DK: My butt is itching.
Samus: I'm now lowering the temperature. Use the buttons on your suit to change the temperature inside you.
DK: Brr... It's freezing. I better change my suit temperature.
Samus: Try moving around.
DK: Man, this suit is heavy!
Suddenly, DK starts to run and jump around like mad.
Samus: Not bad.
DK: HELP ME!!!!
Samus: What?
DK: I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!
Mario: We better go see-a him. (Enters room) WAH! It's-a freezing!
Samus: I forgot to turn the temperature up.
After taking off DK's suit, mice came out from his suit.
DK: That was horrible!
Samus: Those were the mice I used in the first test. Sorry to forget taking them out.
Peach: AHH!!!!!!
Mario: What's da matter, Peachy?
Peach: Mice!!!!!
Some hours later...
Fox: Because the rocket moves at high speed, you could get dizzy or sick. We shall test your speed endurance. See how well you can endure moving around at extremely high speed. Can Falcon and Pichu get into this pod?
CF: I need some speed.
Pichu: Is this like roller coaster?
Fox: Get ready. (Activates speed)
The pod starts moving in circles.
CF: Not fast enough!
Pichu: This is fun!
Fox: Increasing speed.
CF: That's better.
Pichu: Fun!
Fox: Increase speed again.
CF: This is what I call a speed demon!
Pichu: Whoa!
Fox: Increase speed again.
CF: YAHOO!!!!!
Pichu: I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!
CF: TOO FAST AND FUN!!!!!
Pichu: HELP!!!!!!
Fox: Enough for now. Stop.
CF: That was amazing!
Fox: Where's Pichu?
CF: And notice that the pod's glass is broken?
Pichu: I'm up here hanging onto the light!
Some days later...
Marth: I need a stroll.
Roy: Let's walk around the center.
Marth was walking behind some TV screen and fell to ground.
Marth: The ground slips.
Roy: EEEEEEEEK!!!!!
Marth: (Runs to Roy) What happened?
Roy: I sss-saw a sss-skeleton behind that screen...
Marth: But there's nothing behind that screen.
Roy: But I really saw one.
Marth: If you saw it again, scare him back.
Roy: I'm sure I saw one. Oops, dropped my sword. (Bends down to pick it)
Marth: EEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!
Roy: What?
Marth: I also sss-saw the sss-skeleton behind th-th-that sss-sss-screen...
Roy: So I wasn't dreaming just now.
Both of them went behind the screen. It turns out they were behind the x- ray screen, so anyone at the back of the screen will be viewed as a skeleton from the front.
A month later...
E=MC2: The time has come for us to go to space. Most of you wanted to go, except for Peach, Zelda, Luigi, and DK.
Peach: I don't want to go to that boring place.
Zelda: The space is dangerous.
Luigi: It's a scary place.
DK: I want to be with nature.
E=MC2: So now it's me, Computron, and the other 21 Smashers going to space. We shall leave today at 1:34 AM. Get all your stuffs onto the rocket and be ready.
Everyone packed his or her stuffs onto the rocket. Soon, the time came.
Mario: Good-bye, Peachy.
Peach: Look after yourself.
Luigi: Let me help you move these luggages into the rocket.
DK: I'm helping you also.
Zelda: Beware.
E=MC2: Let's get moving.
Fox: Farewell, Nintendo Planet.
Falco: I thought it was renamed Tooneria.
Fox: Then farewell, Tooneria.
So the chosen ones entered the rocket.
Workers: 20 minutes till the rocket blastoff.
Inside the rocket...
E=MC2: Every part of the rocket has a machine that converts carbon dioxide into oxygen, so we don't have to worry about getting low in oxygen.
Kirby: Very good of you to invent that.
E=MC2: Lie on your bunks, it is the best position when the rocket launches. We might all blackout when the rocket launches. Computron, who has now become the rocket, will take over until we are awake.
Soon the time is up and the rocket launches into space.
Peach: I hope they're all right.
Zelda: Please come back safely.
Peach: By the way, have you seen Luigi and DK?
How will their space journey be? And where are Luigi and DK? Wait for the next exciting space adventure!
Computron: I have now taken the form of this robot. I will guide you around the space center and do some training for space. Please wear these suits to protect you from the radioactivity in the nuclear room.
After a while...
Pikachu: That machine is big!
Computron: Natural uranium, which comes in thin metal rods, is converted into plutonium, which will be used to power the rocket. Look at that machine; uranium contains about 99% of U238 and 1% of U235. Once the uranium is inside the machine, an atom of U235 splits, releasing two or three neutrons. An atom of U238 will absorb one or other of these, which will he transmuted into plutonium. The other neutrons will continue through the machine and end up by hitting one of the rare atoms of U235. These in their turn split and release two or three neutrons again.
Luigi: I need a recap.
Ganondorf: What shiny gold button! (Presses button)
Speaker: WARNING! WARNING! SELF-DESTRUCTION TIMER BEGAN! 5 MINUTES TILL EXPLOSION!
Computron: WHAT HAVE YOU PRESSED?!?!?!?!
Ganondorf: Uh...
Link: We're done for!!!
Computron: Leave this to me! (Works on computer)
Speaker: SELF-DESTRUCTION TIMER DEACTIVATED.
Computron: Please don't press anything you see.
Ganondorf: Sorry.
Some hours later...
Samus: DK will be our guinea pig for the spacesuit test.
DK: I'm a guinea pig?
Samus: It means an experimental person or object. Please wear this spacesuit we built the right size for you. You will stay in this room while I change the temperature and pressure. You have a built-in radio, so whenever you talk, we can hear you from the outside.
DK: Ready when you are.
Samus: I'm changing the pressure now. Felt anything?
DK: My butt is itching.
Samus: I'm now lowering the temperature. Use the buttons on your suit to change the temperature inside you.
DK: Brr... It's freezing. I better change my suit temperature.
Samus: Try moving around.
DK: Man, this suit is heavy!
Suddenly, DK starts to run and jump around like mad.
Samus: Not bad.
DK: HELP ME!!!!
Samus: What?
DK: I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!
Mario: We better go see-a him. (Enters room) WAH! It's-a freezing!
Samus: I forgot to turn the temperature up.
After taking off DK's suit, mice came out from his suit.
DK: That was horrible!
Samus: Those were the mice I used in the first test. Sorry to forget taking them out.
Peach: AHH!!!!!!
Mario: What's da matter, Peachy?
Peach: Mice!!!!!
Some hours later...
Fox: Because the rocket moves at high speed, you could get dizzy or sick. We shall test your speed endurance. See how well you can endure moving around at extremely high speed. Can Falcon and Pichu get into this pod?
CF: I need some speed.
Pichu: Is this like roller coaster?
Fox: Get ready. (Activates speed)
The pod starts moving in circles.
CF: Not fast enough!
Pichu: This is fun!
Fox: Increasing speed.
CF: That's better.
Pichu: Fun!
Fox: Increase speed again.
CF: This is what I call a speed demon!
Pichu: Whoa!
Fox: Increase speed again.
CF: YAHOO!!!!!
Pichu: I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!
CF: TOO FAST AND FUN!!!!!
Pichu: HELP!!!!!!
Fox: Enough for now. Stop.
CF: That was amazing!
Fox: Where's Pichu?
CF: And notice that the pod's glass is broken?
Pichu: I'm up here hanging onto the light!
Some days later...
Marth: I need a stroll.
Roy: Let's walk around the center.
Marth was walking behind some TV screen and fell to ground.
Marth: The ground slips.
Roy: EEEEEEEEK!!!!!
Marth: (Runs to Roy) What happened?
Roy: I sss-saw a sss-skeleton behind that screen...
Marth: But there's nothing behind that screen.
Roy: But I really saw one.
Marth: If you saw it again, scare him back.
Roy: I'm sure I saw one. Oops, dropped my sword. (Bends down to pick it)
Marth: EEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!
Roy: What?
Marth: I also sss-saw the sss-skeleton behind th-th-that sss-sss-screen...
Roy: So I wasn't dreaming just now.
Both of them went behind the screen. It turns out they were behind the x- ray screen, so anyone at the back of the screen will be viewed as a skeleton from the front.
A month later...
E=MC2: The time has come for us to go to space. Most of you wanted to go, except for Peach, Zelda, Luigi, and DK.
Peach: I don't want to go to that boring place.
Zelda: The space is dangerous.
Luigi: It's a scary place.
DK: I want to be with nature.
E=MC2: So now it's me, Computron, and the other 21 Smashers going to space. We shall leave today at 1:34 AM. Get all your stuffs onto the rocket and be ready.
Everyone packed his or her stuffs onto the rocket. Soon, the time came.
Mario: Good-bye, Peachy.
Peach: Look after yourself.
Luigi: Let me help you move these luggages into the rocket.
DK: I'm helping you also.
Zelda: Beware.
E=MC2: Let's get moving.
Fox: Farewell, Nintendo Planet.
Falco: I thought it was renamed Tooneria.
Fox: Then farewell, Tooneria.
So the chosen ones entered the rocket.
Workers: 20 minutes till the rocket blastoff.
Inside the rocket...
E=MC2: Every part of the rocket has a machine that converts carbon dioxide into oxygen, so we don't have to worry about getting low in oxygen.
Kirby: Very good of you to invent that.
E=MC2: Lie on your bunks, it is the best position when the rocket launches. We might all blackout when the rocket launches. Computron, who has now become the rocket, will take over until we are awake.
Soon the time is up and the rocket launches into space.
Peach: I hope they're all right.
Zelda: Please come back safely.
Peach: By the way, have you seen Luigi and DK?
How will their space journey be? And where are Luigi and DK? Wait for the next exciting space adventure!