Chapter 3: To the Moon

The nuclear-powered rocket has launched into space.

Radio: Tooneria to Nuclear Rocket, do you hear me?

Fox: Everyone except me has fainted.

Computron: And me.

Fox: Oh yeah, and him.

Falco: And me.

Fox: Him also.

Kirby: And me.

Samus: Me too.

Bowser: Me three.

Fox: Everyone's awake!

CF: zzz...

Fox: Except him.

CF: Who said I'm not awake?

Jigglypuff: The hatch on the floor is opening!

Luigi: What a violent earthquake just now!

DK: Never met one for years.

Mario: What are you doing here?

Luigi: We decided to clean the storage room before the rocket takes off.

DK: The rocket leaves at 1:34 PM, right? Now it's only 2:10 AM. We still have a long hour to wait.

E=MC2: My dear friend, the rocket launches at 1:34 AM, not PM. Both of you are now in space with us.

Luigi: WHAT?!?!?!

DK: This can't be!

Mewtwo: How old are you and still can't tell the difference between AM and PM?

E=MC2: Anyway, we have unlimited supply of oxygen.

Pikachu: Where are we going anyway?

E=MC2: First, we'll go to the moon and then visit the 3 inner planets before returning to Tooneria.

Falco: Wasn't it four?

Samus: Planet Dweeds is destroyed*.

*See "Return of Giygas"

Ganondorf: What lovely golden lever! (Pulls lever)

Suddenly, everyone floats into the air.

E=MC2: You turned off the artificial gravity!

DK: The banana is flying out the peel!

Bowser: My cup of vodka turned into a sphere in flew into the air!

Ness: I can fly!

YL: This is fun!

Kirby: I'm bored of flying.

Samus turned on the artificial gravity and everyone fell to the ground.

Bowser: Wah! The floating sphere of vodka splashed all over me!

Computron: In 30 minutes, we will reach the moon.

Popo: That golf ball is the moon?

30 minutes later...

Samus: It's fun on the moon; you weigh six times lighter and can do amazing jumps.

Computron: Don't forget your spacesuit.

Samus: I have my own power suit already.

Everyone went out into the moon and played.

Yoshi: There's no restaurant around here.

DK: No trees either.

Ganondorf: Not a single treasure.

Roy: There are no beauties on the moon too.

Link: The moon is boring.

YL: I can make a standing jump!

Ness: I can do a back flip easily!

Mario: Just look-a at Tooneria.

Nana: It's such a lovely planet when viewed from the moon.

Pichu: Let's play volleyball!

DK: Good idea! (Hits ball into space)

After 10 minutes...

Pichu: Where's the ball?

Marth: I'm bored.

Fox: You'll get used to it.

Luigi: I don't like this spacesuit.

Bowser: What's that purple thing flying in?

A purple spaceship came in.

Barney: Hello!

Smashers: AHHH!!!!!!!

Barney: We're on the moon!

CF: SCRAM!!!! (Falcon Punch Barney into space)

E=MC2: Let's get moving.

So the Smasher entered the rocket and flew off.

To be continued...