Red headed Twit
By: Ronsgf4ever
A/N~ Ok the characters here are basically my puppets but the have their own mind. . . it's plot less and makes absolutely no sense at all. . . you've been warned!
Disclaimer- Stick it up yo ass modafoca!!!!
So. . . our story begins with our red headed hero. . .
Ron- Hi!
. . . 's sidekick
Ron- Hey!!!!
So this guy is walking along in the castle thingy and BAM!
Ron- Ouch!
Shut up! So he ran into our curly headed friend. . .
Hermione- Hello
. . . sure her hair is frizzy and untamed and kind of looks like a mass of tangled wire.
Hermione- *scoff* bitch. . .
SHUT IT WHORE! So anyways they ran into each other
Ron- Hi Hermione
Hermione- hi Ron. . . what's goin on?
*clears throat* Now, being the incredible smart guy Ron is. . .
Ron- ^.^
. . .NOT! Tells Hermione she's fat
Ron- What the- you're fat- hell?
Hermione- *slaps Ron*
Ron- WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?
Hermione- You called me fat!!!!!
Ron- You're not fat! She made me do it *points randomly towards me*
Shut up or I'll chop it off!!! (his finger you perv. . . -_-') Now Ron starts babbling like an idiot. . .
Ron- I wo- bla bla bladdy blaa ugly you blaaaaa
Hermione- *slaps him*
Now Ron confesses his undying love for Hermione. . .
Ron- WHAT!?
Do it!!!
Ron- Noooo- I Love you!!!- ooooo
Hermione- O_O . . .
Ron- I DIDN'T MEAN I MEAN SHE UHH SHE MADE ME DO IT!!!!!
Hermione- *starts crying*
Ron gapes like a fish. . .
Ron- *gape*
Hermione runs away like a slut and Ron chases after her
Ron- *grabs hold of a statue* I'M NOT CHASING AFTER HER! *pops up behind her* WTF?!?
Kiss her NOW!!!!
Ron- Nuh uh!!! Nooo *starts leaning in* YOU'RE EVIL!!!!!! *kiss*
And now a comet falls on Hogwarts and kills everybody and the squirrels ran free
THE END
Harry- *walks in* WHAT ABOUT ME?!?
Your dead. . .
Harry- But I'm . . . ME *points at scar* I HAVE THE HIDEOUS DEFORMITY ON MY FACE!!! I'M THE STAR!!!
So. . . ?
Harry- I'M THE HERO!!! I'M THE STAR!!! I WAN'T ATTENTION!!!
Go fuck yourself. . .
Harry- Is that possible?
Dunno. . . .
Harry- *starts to break dance* Weeeeeeee!!!!!
Ok. . . Later. . .
A/N~ Review. . . flames will be used to heat my room at night. . . HAPPY KILL JOY! Mwahahaha!!!!
By: Ronsgf4ever
A/N~ Ok the characters here are basically my puppets but the have their own mind. . . it's plot less and makes absolutely no sense at all. . . you've been warned!
Disclaimer- Stick it up yo ass modafoca!!!!
So. . . our story begins with our red headed hero. . .
Ron- Hi!
. . . 's sidekick
Ron- Hey!!!!
So this guy is walking along in the castle thingy and BAM!
Ron- Ouch!
Shut up! So he ran into our curly headed friend. . .
Hermione- Hello
. . . sure her hair is frizzy and untamed and kind of looks like a mass of tangled wire.
Hermione- *scoff* bitch. . .
SHUT IT WHORE! So anyways they ran into each other
Ron- Hi Hermione
Hermione- hi Ron. . . what's goin on?
*clears throat* Now, being the incredible smart guy Ron is. . .
Ron- ^.^
. . .NOT! Tells Hermione she's fat
Ron- What the- you're fat- hell?
Hermione- *slaps Ron*
Ron- WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?
Hermione- You called me fat!!!!!
Ron- You're not fat! She made me do it *points randomly towards me*
Shut up or I'll chop it off!!! (his finger you perv. . . -_-') Now Ron starts babbling like an idiot. . .
Ron- I wo- bla bla bladdy blaa ugly you blaaaaa
Hermione- *slaps him*
Now Ron confesses his undying love for Hermione. . .
Ron- WHAT!?
Do it!!!
Ron- Noooo- I Love you!!!- ooooo
Hermione- O_O . . .
Ron- I DIDN'T MEAN I MEAN SHE UHH SHE MADE ME DO IT!!!!!
Hermione- *starts crying*
Ron gapes like a fish. . .
Ron- *gape*
Hermione runs away like a slut and Ron chases after her
Ron- *grabs hold of a statue* I'M NOT CHASING AFTER HER! *pops up behind her* WTF?!?
Kiss her NOW!!!!
Ron- Nuh uh!!! Nooo *starts leaning in* YOU'RE EVIL!!!!!! *kiss*
And now a comet falls on Hogwarts and kills everybody and the squirrels ran free
THE END
Harry- *walks in* WHAT ABOUT ME?!?
Your dead. . .
Harry- But I'm . . . ME *points at scar* I HAVE THE HIDEOUS DEFORMITY ON MY FACE!!! I'M THE STAR!!!
So. . . ?
Harry- I'M THE HERO!!! I'M THE STAR!!! I WAN'T ATTENTION!!!
Go fuck yourself. . .
Harry- Is that possible?
Dunno. . . .
Harry- *starts to break dance* Weeeeeeee!!!!!
Ok. . . Later. . .
A/N~ Review. . . flames will be used to heat my room at night. . . HAPPY KILL JOY! Mwahahaha!!!!