Chapter 5: Titania

E=MC2: We're heading for Titania.

Dr. Mario: I've heard that it's a barren desert planet.

Luigi: There's a gremlin on the wing!!!!!

Roy: But the rocket got no wings.

Luigi: But I really saw the wing with a gremlin on it!

Roy: Who hanged the poster of a gremlin on the wing onto the window?

Luigi: Phew, I thought we're crashing in space.

G&W: What's that white round thing out there?

Pichu: It's my volleyball! That's where it went after DK slapped it on the moon! I want it back!

Computron: Activating mechanical arm to bring in volleyball.

Pichu: Yeah, got it back!

Soon afterwards...

Computron: We have now reached Titania. Put on your spacesuits.

Marth: Looks like a sandstorm.

E=MC2: Titania is always having a sandstorm.

Mewtwo: Bones are everywhere.

Pikachu: This is dogs' heaven.

E=MC2: There are living things found in Titania.

DK: Is that one?

They saw a huge t-rex-looking creature.

Link: Amazing...

YL: Unbelievable...

Fox: I never saw one alive.

Luigi: AHHHH!!!!!!

E=MC2: I always dreamed of seeing a living Gora!

Falco: Run!!!!!

The Gora attacked them.

Ganondorf: I'm gonna report you to the court!

Samus: Take that! (Fire missiles)

Link: We'll cut off its legs! (Strikes) My sword is bent!

Fox: Shoot! (Fires laser)

E=MC2: I gotta picture this! (Takes picture) Let's see. Jigglypuff! Don't get in front of the camera!

Jigglypuff: I want to be photographed.

Mario: He's going for our shippa!

Bowser: He's going to destroy it!

Computron: I'll fly the rocket to safety first.

Suddenly, a spaceship flew in and out came...

Barney: Hello!

Smashers: AHHHH!!!!!!!

Bowser: Scram! (Grab Barney's tail and swings him around)

Bowser threw Barney into the Gora and smashed it into pieces.

Mario: Hooray for Bowsa!

Bowsa: Say my name properly! And type my name properly!

Luigi: Let's get out of here!

So they left Titania.

To be contined...