(This episode is for Vikki thanks for the help)
Maurice: Forget about it there is no way I'm doing this topic.
Producer: Listen Maurice you don't really have a choice, ether you do this topic or we will replace you for today's show I'm serious.
Maurice: Fine go rigth ahead Mr. Big Shot Producing Asshole let's see what you can come up with.
Maurice stands up and leaves the studio.
Producer: ...well shit. That's didn't go well at all...Hey I got an idea...
The show restarts with a new host...BARRY STARK
Barry: Hello all you lovely people. As you know this is me Barry Stark and on today's show we will be talking about nudity...finally. With me I have a few guests who are also nude and for the first time not behind a barrier.
Cameraman (From Off-Screen): Dear god please end my life.
Barry: AHEM...anyway our first guest is one whom is a larger then life naturalist. Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Fatman.
A nude Fatman walks through the door. Off-screen a gunshot is heard.
Producer: Umm we're gonna need a new cameraman here...preferably not suicidal...or armed.
A new cameraman is brought onto the set.
Barry: Right...anyway Fatman welcome to the show. Our next guest is author of the book 'The Nude Marine.' Everyone please welcome Scott Dolph.
Scott Dolph walks onto the set.
Vamp (At his house watching the show): HELL YEAH DOLPHY ALL FOR VAMP.
Barry: Our final guest is a self procalimed philanthropist. Ladies and Gentlemen Otacon.
Snake (Also at home spits out the beer he was drinking): There...is no...god.
Barry: Ok gentlemen welcome. Now my first question is how; does it feel to be nude?
Otacon and Dolph: Great.
Fatman: Sweaty.
Another gunshot is heard.
Producer: Damn that's two cameramen in one day. Next.
Barry: So Fatman when did you discover the great world of nudism.
Fatman: Well it all began about when I was 12...
An hour and five more dead cameramen later.
Fatman: And that's when I first went nude...
Barry: I'm sorry Fatman but the producer told me we're out of expandable cameramen so we are gonna have to move on. Dolph why don't you tell us your tale of discovery.
Dolph: Well I was just walking around my daughter's house when Vamp had just stepped out of the shower...
Fatman: Um Dolph no the story of when you and 'Vamp" met. He means when you first went nude.
Dolph: Oh...I just like taking my clothes off I don't know what to say.
Otacon: Is it my turn yet?
Barry: Fine Otacon go right ahead.
Otacon: Well my life is so screwed up at this point I thought what the hell I'll just be a nudist.
Barry: What exactly happened to you to screw up your life.
Otacon: Well I did sleep with my mother...
Barry: OK that is enough information.
Otacon: Wait I meant my stepmother...
Fatman laughs.
Dolph: Sure you did buddy.
Barry: Wow and I thought I was messed up. Anyway now that we know why you chosee to be nude tell us how does it feel.
Dolph: Relaxing.
Otacon: Weird.
Fatman: Hungry.
Barry: Hungry!?
Dolph (whispering to Barry): Umm Barry he is extrodinarily fat...if you haven't noticed.
Barry: Oh anyway we'll take a break and then open up the phone lines.
**During the Commercial**
Producer: Ok we got to stop this we're losing viewers.
Director: Hey don't look at me I said not to bring a naked fat guy on the show.
Producer (Sighs): Damn...ok guess I'll go apologize to Maurice.
The producer walks to Maurice's dressing room and knocks on the door.
Producer: Maurice...you can be the host again. (Silence)...we'll let you kill Barry(Even More Silence)...we'll let you kill Fatman. (Suddenly...silence) Damn what the hell.
He walks into the room. He stops in a bit of schok because the whole room has been torn apart. He sees a note in the corner. On it is wrote: THE BREAK DANCERS WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
Producer (Snake Style): ... what the hell?
**After Commercial Break**
Barry: Ok boys lets take a few of those calls.
Caller #1: Hi Barry I was just wondering...WHAT THE FUGGING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN DAMN AND FATMAN WILL YOU PUT SOME CLOTHES ON I MEAN GOD DAMN YOUR SCARING THE LITTLE CHILDREN IN THE AREA.
Fatman (Gulps): Solidus???
Caller #1 (Solidus): YA DAMN RIGHT IT'S SOLIDUS NOW PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. BYE...PEACE TO ALL MY HOMIES.
Barry: Well that was rude...and did he seriously just say peace to all my homies.
Otacon: That was just wrong homes.
Dolph: True dat.
Barry justs stares at the two.
Dolph: WHAT?
Barry: Nothing...
Otacon: You know what I think I just wanna wears clothes again.
Dolph: Yea and probaly get some from your mom again.
Everyone except Otacon laughs.
Otacon: IT WAS MY STEPMOM I'M OUTTA HERE I WANT MY CLOTHES AGAIN.
Fatman: Maybe the mother lover is right its startign to feel drafty in here.
Dolph: Yea let's get outta here I wanna spend some time with my Vampy.
They all get dressed and leave the studio.
Barry: GOD DAMMIT.
He takes out a cell phone.
Barry: Hello...you got him good...no they have clothes on now...yes I can't wait to see the newspapers tommrow either...ok good-bye...Mr. President...errr I mean Liquid.
IS BARRY PART OF THE PLOT?
WILL LIQUID BE IN THE NEXT EPISODE? WILL OCELOT MAKE ANOTHER TOPLESS VIDEO? WILL I EVER ACTUALLY MAKE A GOOD FANFIC?
THE ANSWERS WILL BE FIGURED OUT...RIGHT NOW...YES,YES,NO,NO
Maurice: Forget about it there is no way I'm doing this topic.
Producer: Listen Maurice you don't really have a choice, ether you do this topic or we will replace you for today's show I'm serious.
Maurice: Fine go rigth ahead Mr. Big Shot Producing Asshole let's see what you can come up with.
Maurice stands up and leaves the studio.
Producer: ...well shit. That's didn't go well at all...Hey I got an idea...
The show restarts with a new host...BARRY STARK
Barry: Hello all you lovely people. As you know this is me Barry Stark and on today's show we will be talking about nudity...finally. With me I have a few guests who are also nude and for the first time not behind a barrier.
Cameraman (From Off-Screen): Dear god please end my life.
Barry: AHEM...anyway our first guest is one whom is a larger then life naturalist. Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Fatman.
A nude Fatman walks through the door. Off-screen a gunshot is heard.
Producer: Umm we're gonna need a new cameraman here...preferably not suicidal...or armed.
A new cameraman is brought onto the set.
Barry: Right...anyway Fatman welcome to the show. Our next guest is author of the book 'The Nude Marine.' Everyone please welcome Scott Dolph.
Scott Dolph walks onto the set.
Vamp (At his house watching the show): HELL YEAH DOLPHY ALL FOR VAMP.
Barry: Our final guest is a self procalimed philanthropist. Ladies and Gentlemen Otacon.
Snake (Also at home spits out the beer he was drinking): There...is no...god.
Barry: Ok gentlemen welcome. Now my first question is how; does it feel to be nude?
Otacon and Dolph: Great.
Fatman: Sweaty.
Another gunshot is heard.
Producer: Damn that's two cameramen in one day. Next.
Barry: So Fatman when did you discover the great world of nudism.
Fatman: Well it all began about when I was 12...
An hour and five more dead cameramen later.
Fatman: And that's when I first went nude...
Barry: I'm sorry Fatman but the producer told me we're out of expandable cameramen so we are gonna have to move on. Dolph why don't you tell us your tale of discovery.
Dolph: Well I was just walking around my daughter's house when Vamp had just stepped out of the shower...
Fatman: Um Dolph no the story of when you and 'Vamp" met. He means when you first went nude.
Dolph: Oh...I just like taking my clothes off I don't know what to say.
Otacon: Is it my turn yet?
Barry: Fine Otacon go right ahead.
Otacon: Well my life is so screwed up at this point I thought what the hell I'll just be a nudist.
Barry: What exactly happened to you to screw up your life.
Otacon: Well I did sleep with my mother...
Barry: OK that is enough information.
Otacon: Wait I meant my stepmother...
Fatman laughs.
Dolph: Sure you did buddy.
Barry: Wow and I thought I was messed up. Anyway now that we know why you chosee to be nude tell us how does it feel.
Dolph: Relaxing.
Otacon: Weird.
Fatman: Hungry.
Barry: Hungry!?
Dolph (whispering to Barry): Umm Barry he is extrodinarily fat...if you haven't noticed.
Barry: Oh anyway we'll take a break and then open up the phone lines.
**During the Commercial**
Producer: Ok we got to stop this we're losing viewers.
Director: Hey don't look at me I said not to bring a naked fat guy on the show.
Producer (Sighs): Damn...ok guess I'll go apologize to Maurice.
The producer walks to Maurice's dressing room and knocks on the door.
Producer: Maurice...you can be the host again. (Silence)...we'll let you kill Barry(Even More Silence)...we'll let you kill Fatman. (Suddenly...silence) Damn what the hell.
He walks into the room. He stops in a bit of schok because the whole room has been torn apart. He sees a note in the corner. On it is wrote: THE BREAK DANCERS WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
Producer (Snake Style): ... what the hell?
**After Commercial Break**
Barry: Ok boys lets take a few of those calls.
Caller #1: Hi Barry I was just wondering...WHAT THE FUGGING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN DAMN AND FATMAN WILL YOU PUT SOME CLOTHES ON I MEAN GOD DAMN YOUR SCARING THE LITTLE CHILDREN IN THE AREA.
Fatman (Gulps): Solidus???
Caller #1 (Solidus): YA DAMN RIGHT IT'S SOLIDUS NOW PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. BYE...PEACE TO ALL MY HOMIES.
Barry: Well that was rude...and did he seriously just say peace to all my homies.
Otacon: That was just wrong homes.
Dolph: True dat.
Barry justs stares at the two.
Dolph: WHAT?
Barry: Nothing...
Otacon: You know what I think I just wanna wears clothes again.
Dolph: Yea and probaly get some from your mom again.
Everyone except Otacon laughs.
Otacon: IT WAS MY STEPMOM I'M OUTTA HERE I WANT MY CLOTHES AGAIN.
Fatman: Maybe the mother lover is right its startign to feel drafty in here.
Dolph: Yea let's get outta here I wanna spend some time with my Vampy.
They all get dressed and leave the studio.
Barry: GOD DAMMIT.
He takes out a cell phone.
Barry: Hello...you got him good...no they have clothes on now...yes I can't wait to see the newspapers tommrow either...ok good-bye...Mr. President...errr I mean Liquid.
IS BARRY PART OF THE PLOT?
WILL LIQUID BE IN THE NEXT EPISODE? WILL OCELOT MAKE ANOTHER TOPLESS VIDEO? WILL I EVER ACTUALLY MAKE A GOOD FANFIC?
THE ANSWERS WILL BE FIGURED OUT...RIGHT NOW...YES,YES,NO,NO