Liquid Gear: Hey whats up. Yea I know it's been a while but college can be
a real bitch sometimes. Anyway I'd like to thank all of the fans.all 5 of
you out there...for coming back to this beloved fanfic err I mean show and
enjoying all the crazy hijinks of Snake, Liquid, and the always nude Barry.
Before I begin once again I just wanted to tell you that Maurice will no
longer be with us. Something about a green card or something I don't know.
So now I will be your faithful and of course loving host. Now for today's
show it's time for the inevitable crossover episode. So today in the studio
I have from Vice City Tommy Vercetti, the Mulleted Champion Solid Snake,
and last but not least for all the rpg fans out there The One Winged Angel
himself Sephiroth. Gentlemen welcome.
Snake: Let's get one thing straight Gear if you ever call me the "Mulleted Champion" again I will shoot you so many times that even Raiden will feel sorry for you.
Liquid Gear: Uhhh understood. Now Sephiroth you being a famous rpg character villain not a lot of people who play Metal Gear would know who you are wanna give us a little stuff about you.
Sephiroth: Well let me see hmmm I murdered hundreds in an attempt to summon a giant meteor to destroy all life on earth...ummm I enjoy long walks on beaches and warm summer nights.
Liquid Gear: ...right uh anything else?
Sephiroth whips out his Masamune (It's a really big sword...get your minds out of the gutter)
Sephiroth: I got a really big sword.
Liquid Gear: DUDE!
Snake smirks.
Snake: Blades are for wimps.
He whips out his gun. (God this episode is turning out a lot wronger sounding then expected)
Snake: This is for real men.
Sephiroth raises his sword and rapidly slices around Snake. The gun turns into small pieces of scrap metal.
Snake: ...Understood I will refrain from making fun of swords while you're here.
Liquid Gear: Ok as much as I love seeing shiny things. I think it's time we let our third guest speak. Tommy please tell us a little about yourself.
Tommy: It's about damn time. I pretty much own all of Vice City you know. Gotta deal with a lot of assholes too but nothing I can do about that.
Snake: Wow sounds really familiar do you have to deal with a blonde haired backstreet boy wanna be, or a too?
Tommy: Nah I got this moron of a lawyer who will never just shut the hell up.
Snake: Well close enough you ever just get the urge to shoot him.
Tommy: Nah but sometimes I like to lock him in the truck of a car then leave him in there for like a week or so.
Snake: ...hmmmmm that has some potential.
Snake imagines Raiden locked in a trunk singing Jimmy cracks corn and laughs.
Liquid Gear: What's so funny?
Snake: Errr just a little something i am planning for later.
He laughs again
Liquid Gear: Ok good. You know Tommy and Snake it's really amazing how much you really have in common. You both have people that piss you off. The public think of you as badasses. (He snickers) You both love living in the 80's.
Snake: GOD DAMMIT GEAR STOP JOKING ABOUT MY MULLET.
Liquid Gear (Laughing): I'm sorry it's just you know business in the front and all party in the back man come on.
Snake is shaking with rage.
Producer: Ummm I think we should have a commercial now.
Sephiroth: Am I even in this any more?
You wanna lose weight but don't know how. Well there's only one person you need to call FATMAN.
That's right Fatman's Dieting Service is #1 in all of your weight lose needs. How does it work you ask well it's quite simple:
All you have to do is dial this special number and Fatman will arrive at your house in 2 to 4 weeks. Then he will wire you up with his magical C4 Suit and BOOM Lose all your body weight immediately.
So remember when you wanna lose weight the painful and fatal way just call Fatman's Dieting Service at 1-800-LIQUIDGEARHASRUNOUTOFCOMMERCIALIDEAS
Liquid Gear: And we're back...
Snake: Your lucky to still be breathing you mullet dissing bastard.
Liquid Gear: Errr anyway time to take your calls where the really odd people ask any question they want to anyone of our guests.
Caller #1: MULLET MULLET MULLET MULLET MULLET MULLET MULLET
Liquid Gear: Uhhh what kind question is that?
Caller #1: Nothing just had to get it off my chest.
Snake yells and fires off a bullet at Liquid but miraculously it bounces right off of his chest. The bullet travels to a close by apartment. The person living in the apartment is Raiden.
Raiden: CRACKS CORN AND I DON'T CARE. JIMMY CRACKS CORN AND I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
The bullet goes through the window and hits him causing him to collapse and the readers to cheer.
Snake: That's weird why didn't it kill you.and why do I have this happy feeling.
Liquid Gear: Comon I'm the author to you puny people I am god.
Snake: Right.
Tommy: For the love of...listen me and Sephiroth have gotten like two words this entire friggin episode.
Liquid Gear: Cool down Tommy in fact this next caller is for you.
Caller #2: Tommy is that you man listen man i've been in this trunk for like two weeks man I think I maybe need food...or water...or you know oxygen.
Tommy: You know something this is stupid...I'm going to my strip club anyone wanna join.
Liquid Gear, Snake, Sephiroth: HELL YEAH
Tommy: Great then let's get the hell outta here and go this episodes died anyway.
They all leave the studio.
Caller #2: Tommy...buddy...
(Well it's been too long and I like that there are people still reading this. I have a little break in my classes so the next episode. THE CHRISTMAS SPEICAL Will be a lot better. Thank you all who have been loyal and reading this your reviews are really cool. Until next time.)
Snake: Let's get one thing straight Gear if you ever call me the "Mulleted Champion" again I will shoot you so many times that even Raiden will feel sorry for you.
Liquid Gear: Uhhh understood. Now Sephiroth you being a famous rpg character villain not a lot of people who play Metal Gear would know who you are wanna give us a little stuff about you.
Sephiroth: Well let me see hmmm I murdered hundreds in an attempt to summon a giant meteor to destroy all life on earth...ummm I enjoy long walks on beaches and warm summer nights.
Liquid Gear: ...right uh anything else?
Sephiroth whips out his Masamune (It's a really big sword...get your minds out of the gutter)
Sephiroth: I got a really big sword.
Liquid Gear: DUDE!
Snake smirks.
Snake: Blades are for wimps.
He whips out his gun. (God this episode is turning out a lot wronger sounding then expected)
Snake: This is for real men.
Sephiroth raises his sword and rapidly slices around Snake. The gun turns into small pieces of scrap metal.
Snake: ...Understood I will refrain from making fun of swords while you're here.
Liquid Gear: Ok as much as I love seeing shiny things. I think it's time we let our third guest speak. Tommy please tell us a little about yourself.
Tommy: It's about damn time. I pretty much own all of Vice City you know. Gotta deal with a lot of assholes too but nothing I can do about that.
Snake: Wow sounds really familiar do you have to deal with a blonde haired backstreet boy wanna be, or a too?
Tommy: Nah I got this moron of a lawyer who will never just shut the hell up.
Snake: Well close enough you ever just get the urge to shoot him.
Tommy: Nah but sometimes I like to lock him in the truck of a car then leave him in there for like a week or so.
Snake: ...hmmmmm that has some potential.
Snake imagines Raiden locked in a trunk singing Jimmy cracks corn and laughs.
Liquid Gear: What's so funny?
Snake: Errr just a little something i am planning for later.
He laughs again
Liquid Gear: Ok good. You know Tommy and Snake it's really amazing how much you really have in common. You both have people that piss you off. The public think of you as badasses. (He snickers) You both love living in the 80's.
Snake: GOD DAMMIT GEAR STOP JOKING ABOUT MY MULLET.
Liquid Gear (Laughing): I'm sorry it's just you know business in the front and all party in the back man come on.
Snake is shaking with rage.
Producer: Ummm I think we should have a commercial now.
Sephiroth: Am I even in this any more?
You wanna lose weight but don't know how. Well there's only one person you need to call FATMAN.
That's right Fatman's Dieting Service is #1 in all of your weight lose needs. How does it work you ask well it's quite simple:
All you have to do is dial this special number and Fatman will arrive at your house in 2 to 4 weeks. Then he will wire you up with his magical C4 Suit and BOOM Lose all your body weight immediately.
So remember when you wanna lose weight the painful and fatal way just call Fatman's Dieting Service at 1-800-LIQUIDGEARHASRUNOUTOFCOMMERCIALIDEAS
Liquid Gear: And we're back...
Snake: Your lucky to still be breathing you mullet dissing bastard.
Liquid Gear: Errr anyway time to take your calls where the really odd people ask any question they want to anyone of our guests.
Caller #1: MULLET MULLET MULLET MULLET MULLET MULLET MULLET
Liquid Gear: Uhhh what kind question is that?
Caller #1: Nothing just had to get it off my chest.
Snake yells and fires off a bullet at Liquid but miraculously it bounces right off of his chest. The bullet travels to a close by apartment. The person living in the apartment is Raiden.
Raiden: CRACKS CORN AND I DON'T CARE. JIMMY CRACKS CORN AND I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
The bullet goes through the window and hits him causing him to collapse and the readers to cheer.
Snake: That's weird why didn't it kill you.and why do I have this happy feeling.
Liquid Gear: Comon I'm the author to you puny people I am god.
Snake: Right.
Tommy: For the love of...listen me and Sephiroth have gotten like two words this entire friggin episode.
Liquid Gear: Cool down Tommy in fact this next caller is for you.
Caller #2: Tommy is that you man listen man i've been in this trunk for like two weeks man I think I maybe need food...or water...or you know oxygen.
Tommy: You know something this is stupid...I'm going to my strip club anyone wanna join.
Liquid Gear, Snake, Sephiroth: HELL YEAH
Tommy: Great then let's get the hell outta here and go this episodes died anyway.
They all leave the studio.
Caller #2: Tommy...buddy...
(Well it's been too long and I like that there are people still reading this. I have a little break in my classes so the next episode. THE CHRISTMAS SPEICAL Will be a lot better. Thank you all who have been loyal and reading this your reviews are really cool. Until next time.)