DISCLAIMER: Sadly, I don't own DBZ, nor do I own Casey At The Bat: which this poem is a parody of....(personally, I think MY version is better!)
VEGETA THAT PRAT!
He certainly isn't brilliant, that's all I can say,
Thing could have gone so easily if Vegeta hadn't been in the way.
Freeza wasn't easy, and Cell was the same,
But when it comes to why it took so long, we all know who to blame.
He led Freeza to Planet Namik.
He let Gero turn the androids on.
He even let Cell absorb those androids, what do you say to that?
I think I speak for all the Z fighters when I say "Vegeta, that Prat!"
But some of you disagree, you say "Honest Mistake"
But if you have half a mind, you know Vegeta's such a flake.
Upon that weakling's face I spat;
"Vegeta you are such a Prat!".
I've lost count how many times Goku's had to save his rear.
He's useless, that much is pretty clear.
He brags too much about his power,
I doubt he has any at all,
And not without reason, look at this guy, he's what? Five feet tall?
How many times has Goku had to carry Vegeta's unconscious form away,
When he should've been trying to save the day?
He's ugly, and ungrateful, there's no mistake about that.
So it is with uttermost disgust we say; "Vegeta, that Prat!"
He's arrogant and annoying, pretty stupid too,
Why's he always saying "Kakkarot", What, too hard for him to say Goku?
He's a rotten dad, and neglectful at that!
That's why Trunks sympathizers yell "Vegeta, that Prat!"
When it comes to respect, he's worth less than dirt.
And what's up with that pink Bad Man shirt?
He always claims that he's the best,
Claims he let Cell go to put his power to the test.
Goku defeats him easily, and always saves his sorry hide,
Can't those two just make amends? Well, at least Goku tried..
All he does is train, obsessed with being stronger than Goku.
"I'm the Prince of all Sayins," Vegeta says.
Yeah, which is how many? Two?
I think he's a little confused from being hit too many times in the head,
Which is funny when you think how big it is...eh, all the good jokes have been said.
"I will destroy the androids! I will kill Cell!" is what he did shout,
He said he'd defeat them by himself, yeah, we know how THAT turned out.
When it comes to the details of his failures, we could write a song,
But there's so much more wrong with him, so let's try to move on.
He acts all tough, but worms make him queasy,
Did you see 18 kick his ass? It was way too easy!
When it comes to Super Sayins, he's just talk.
The others watched their friends die, he got hit by a rock.
He's cocky, all he thinks about is his pride.
I said I wouldn't mention his failures, but I lied.
How many times has arrogance cost him a fight?
I'd list them, but It'd take all night.
Hey look he's fighting Majin Buu, watch him go!
Oh look, Buu took him out with a single blow.
Oh, somewhere people are praying Goku will hurry and win this fight.
People are waiting somewhere, For Goku to show his true might.
But he's too busy trying to save his fallen ally, "VEGETA!" he does shout,
but there is no hope of reaching him --
For once again, Vegeta has passed out.
VEGETA THAT PRAT!
He certainly isn't brilliant, that's all I can say,
Thing could have gone so easily if Vegeta hadn't been in the way.
Freeza wasn't easy, and Cell was the same,
But when it comes to why it took so long, we all know who to blame.
He led Freeza to Planet Namik.
He let Gero turn the androids on.
He even let Cell absorb those androids, what do you say to that?
I think I speak for all the Z fighters when I say "Vegeta, that Prat!"
But some of you disagree, you say "Honest Mistake"
But if you have half a mind, you know Vegeta's such a flake.
Upon that weakling's face I spat;
"Vegeta you are such a Prat!".
I've lost count how many times Goku's had to save his rear.
He's useless, that much is pretty clear.
He brags too much about his power,
I doubt he has any at all,
And not without reason, look at this guy, he's what? Five feet tall?
How many times has Goku had to carry Vegeta's unconscious form away,
When he should've been trying to save the day?
He's ugly, and ungrateful, there's no mistake about that.
So it is with uttermost disgust we say; "Vegeta, that Prat!"
He's arrogant and annoying, pretty stupid too,
Why's he always saying "Kakkarot", What, too hard for him to say Goku?
He's a rotten dad, and neglectful at that!
That's why Trunks sympathizers yell "Vegeta, that Prat!"
When it comes to respect, he's worth less than dirt.
And what's up with that pink Bad Man shirt?
He always claims that he's the best,
Claims he let Cell go to put his power to the test.
Goku defeats him easily, and always saves his sorry hide,
Can't those two just make amends? Well, at least Goku tried..
All he does is train, obsessed with being stronger than Goku.
"I'm the Prince of all Sayins," Vegeta says.
Yeah, which is how many? Two?
I think he's a little confused from being hit too many times in the head,
Which is funny when you think how big it is...eh, all the good jokes have been said.
"I will destroy the androids! I will kill Cell!" is what he did shout,
He said he'd defeat them by himself, yeah, we know how THAT turned out.
When it comes to the details of his failures, we could write a song,
But there's so much more wrong with him, so let's try to move on.
He acts all tough, but worms make him queasy,
Did you see 18 kick his ass? It was way too easy!
When it comes to Super Sayins, he's just talk.
The others watched their friends die, he got hit by a rock.
He's cocky, all he thinks about is his pride.
I said I wouldn't mention his failures, but I lied.
How many times has arrogance cost him a fight?
I'd list them, but It'd take all night.
Hey look he's fighting Majin Buu, watch him go!
Oh look, Buu took him out with a single blow.
Oh, somewhere people are praying Goku will hurry and win this fight.
People are waiting somewhere, For Goku to show his true might.
But he's too busy trying to save his fallen ally, "VEGETA!" he does shout,
but there is no hope of reaching him --
For once again, Vegeta has passed out.