The Tea Bashing Book Of Songs

Note: people who like tea should not read this thing.BWA HA HA HA HA HA. CONGRAGULATIONS!!!!!!!! You just survived the horrible laugh of Jocelynne. Good for you! **************************************************************************** ******************************************************** Disclaimer: don't look at me!?!?!?! I is nut zee one and only 0wner! Gasp! Zut alores! The horror begins.

I'd give the credit of the making of this version to my friend Madison.

Chapter one ..On Top of Old Smokey.

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1st verse On top of old Smokey.

All covered in bluud.

I shot that gal tea.

With a sixty foot gun!!! ************************************ 2nd verse I went to her funeral.

And saw tea faint.

Some people threw flowers.

And I threw a grenade!!!! ************************************ 3rd verse It blew up the city.

But I didn't care. Because my poor friend tea.

Was dieing in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get ready for your next song!!!