I don't own Harry Potter, or Vash the stampede or the the song's Rusty Cage and Hurt by Johnny Cash. Also, thing changed so drastically from the books Remus never Taught at Hogwarts, so umbridge taught in third year.

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Yes, yes there is. he said sadly, looking at the key in his hands.

You wired me awake,

And hit me with a hand of broken nails.

I guess it's the least we could do to talk to Albus about it. Arabelle said, with her usual habit of under stating things. She led her husband who was still in shock down stairs where their breakfast had gone cold, they had sent the kids to James' best friend Peter Petrigew for the weekend.

You tied my lead,

Pulled my chain,

To watch my blood begin to boil.

She grabbed a piece of parchment and wrote.

Dear Albus,

There are a few things you need to know, Starting with Voldemort being dead. To the best we know he was killed ten days ago. Second is the circumstances of his death, they are very foggy for now. And third is the Boy who killed him. Yes I did say boy. His name is Harry, we believe he is the son of Lilly and James, we have confirmed Lilly's death as being eleven years ago. Voldemort kept her alive until she gave him a child. It was a girl. Before I get ahead of my self I should tell you that some thing James did caused Harry not to trust us any more and he ran away, but before going he asked we give his half sister a chance and let her into Hogwarts. We owe him that much.

Sincerely,

Arabelle Potter.

she said snapping James out of his stupor.

But I'm gunnu break,

I'm gunnu break my,

Gunnu break my rusty cage and run.

Albus Dumbledore looked at the parchment in front of him, this was not how things were supposed to go. It was simply not possible for that prophecy to be wrong, unless. But he had no time to dwell on that kind of matter, now he needed to find the girl, and at the same time find a suitable Defense Against the Dark Art teacher, it seemed as if the spot really was cursed. So it was lucky that at that moment the answer to at least one of his problems knocked on his door

To cold to start a fire,

I'm burning diesel,

I'm burning Dinosaur bone.

Harry Potter, now known by many as Vash Gunsmith, walked down the dark street's of Knockturn Alley, a large crowd of student's followed behind him. Albus had given him the task of esscorting them into the Alley because it was his course book they were going to get. He had made sure that the only way they could get the book was to go into the Alley giving Harry the chance to examine them before the start of term. The first group he had escorted had been rather shocked at his appearance, and rumor had quickly spread that he was a Muggle born. His current group unfortunately was almost completely Slytherin, and were giving him smug looks of disapproval.

You no you don't have to do that. I am a pure Blood, despite what I wear, and if you keep looking at me that way I'll blow one of yours Frikkin head off. he said, and to emphasize his pointe he flashed them his gun. .50 caliber single action, revolver with Ultra high density Uranium slug's. Perfect for taking down anything from a Rat to a Sperm Whale. he added, at this they backed off and the look on their face melted away faster than an Ice cube in Hell.

I'll take the river down to Stillwater,

And ride a pack of dogs.

So what do you think about the new teacher? Ronald Abraham Weasley asked his year younger sister, Virginia Beth Weasley.

Well, he's certainly young, must just be out of school, and probably skipped a year. I hope's not like Lockhart or Umbridge though. Plus, he has at least one redeeming quality that might make it bearable, He is So Hot. Ginny said, Ron was at a loss for words, he had never seen his sister talk like that.

Ron exclaimed.

What? it's the truth? And did you see how he told off those Pureblood fanatic's? she said knowing it would get his mind of her previous comment.

Yeah, well, it was pretty cool, but I don't want to ever hear you talk like that again. He warned her sternly.

Okay, but you will be hearing stuff like that more at Hogwarts, than when we had Lockhart. she warned

But I'm gunnu Break,

I'm gunnu break my,

Gunnu break my rust cage and run.

Welcome to all our Students, new and old, just a few announcements. First, as it's name implies, the Forbidden Forest is forbidden. Second, Mr. Filch has asked me to tell you not encourage Peeves the Poltergeist, and that twenty eight new items have been added to the list. Finally, I would like to introduce our New DADA. teacher, Mr. Vash Gunsmith. he said, but looking at the chair where he was supposed to be sitting he noticed no one was there. After a few seconds of confusion the main doors opened slightly and silently letting a stranger in blood red combat robes, AKA, a red trench coat, one extra gun was from within it's confines, although none could figure out what it was even if they had seen him. He stayed out of sight until he reached the center of the room. where he stopped and cleared his throughout.

Sorry I'm late Professor, had to pick up a little bit more materiel fore my classes and the store didn't open until dark, so I missed my portkey. Hope you don't mind, but I also took care of that little problem of the Rune trap on the edge of the forest. he said and walked up and took his seat at the table.

Yes, well, that's perfectly fine. Albus said

When the forest burns along the road,

Like god's eye's in my headlights.

Welcome, class. You all know my name, and if this seating grid is right, than I know yours. Vash said as he looked over the fifth year Gryffindor's and Slytherin. You are here to learn that in a battle, the difference between swish and flick, could mean your pathetic life. That your life is of little to no value to those fat idiots who decide what we do in battle, and that what really matters is how good you can fight. What you are not here to learn is to jump to conclusions, not automatically coloring things in black and white. And finally, you are here to learn there is always more than one side to a story. For today's lesson we will go over what are normally called dark Traits. Now can any one tell me a trait normally attributed to Dark Wizards? Ms. Granger, yes?

Well, there is Parseltounge, which is hereditary, and since it runs in more pureblood family's where Dark Lords more often than not come from it is often associated with Dark Wizards. she said, blushing with pride that she knew she said what any well informed professor would accept.

Very close, but not quite. Believe it or not most Dark Lords throughout history have been half bloods, this includes Voldemort and the Great Jim, both of whom were pure blood fanatic's. But on the other hand you have true pureblood's such as Lord Grindewald and Tiberous Slytherin. he said, and just as he expected several hands went up.

I suppose you all want me to tell you who Tiberous Slytherin is? he asked, they all nodded their heads and looked at him. Tiberous Slytherin was the Grandson of Salazar Slytherin. He was also the Dark Lord who came closest to destroying Hogwarts, even took it over at the height of his power. He grew up on deluded versions of his Grandfathers phiolophocy after both his father and Salazar were killed during a House Elf rebellion, both of them unwilling to lift a finger against the elf's. He turned his grandfathers safe room, which Salazar had built to protect the students in case of attack into a blood bath. All the students had hidden in there when he attacked and didn't take long for him to figure out where they were. After that he had all the bodies taken out and constructed the Chamber of secrets as we know, even put a Basilisk in it. But I have wasted to much time on history when I should be teaching you all defense. he finished

When the dogs are looking for their bones,

And it's raining Ice pick's on your steel shore's.

Now, the key to understanding why Parselmouth's are often Dark Lords is by looking at how they are treated by the world. I myself have avoided such bad treatment by dedicating my life to Fighting those who are set on tarnishing Salazar Slytherins good name, and by letting few in on this secret. he finished and simply walked out the room.

Did he just admit he was a Parseltounge? Ron asked aloud.

But I'm gunnu Break,

I'm gunnu break my,

Gunnu break my rust cage and run.

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There you guy's go, the longest thing I have ever written.