Fire of a Thousand Suns
Disclaimer: I do not own Lilly, James, Severus, Sirius, Lucius, Amos Diggory, Peter Pettigrew or Remus. I do however own Jaeger. Don't sue me! I don't even have enough money to pre-order my Return of the King tickets *Breaks down and cries* Do not worry Aragorn I shall see you on Boxing Day! !
Summary: Lilly and Jaeger HATE the marauders at least- that's what they keep telling themselves. . .
Author Notes: you may recognise some things from '10 Things I Hate About You' because it fits the characters.
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Lilly and Jaeger were THOSE girls, the ones you didn't mess with. You know the bitches. They'd been friends since second year when Jaeger had introduced herself as a Malfoy. At first Lily had been sceptical but when Jaeger had called the rest of the Malfoy's 'the bunch of fuckwitts I'm forced to call family. . .' She knew they'd be friends.
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Lilly looked around, she was wearing a black top and red flared pants, her bright red hair was up in a pony tail and as always her emerald eyes were covered by sunglasses. In fact she would be surprised if anyone except Jaeger even knew what colour her eyes were. Lily continued to look around until she spotted Jaeger with her family.
Jaeger looked like all the Malfoy's she was small and thin with platinum blonde hair, the only difference was her eyes instead of a cold grey they were a warm blue which didn't suit her personality. She was probably the only person called into Dumbledore's office more than the Marauders and they were forever laughing at his attempts to 'guide' her.
Dumbledore
Jaeger Malfoy. My, my. You've
been terrorizing Professor Binns again.
Jaeger
Expressing my opinion is not a
terrorist action.
Dumbledore
Well, yes, compared to your other
choices of expression, today's
events are quite mild. By the way,
Amos Diggory's gonad retrieval operation
went quite well, in case you're
interested.
Jaeger
I still maintain that he kicked himself
in the balls. I was merely a spectator.
Dumbledore
The point is Jaeger -- people perceive you
as somewhat-
Jaeger
Tempestuous?
Dumbledore
No ... I believe "heinous bitch" is the
term used most often.
You might want to work on that.
She was wearing the exact opposite as Lilly a red top that bared her stomach showing off her navel piercing and black cargo pants with metal threaded through all the loops and black Doc. Martins. If Lily was never seen without her sunglasses then Jaeger was never seen without her dog collar. Jaeger turned away from her family and headed toward Lily. A plump boy with a cart cut across her making her fall over.
"Remove head from sphincter then push the cart!" She screamed at him.
Disclaimer: I do not own Lilly, James, Severus, Sirius, Lucius, Amos Diggory, Peter Pettigrew or Remus. I do however own Jaeger. Don't sue me! I don't even have enough money to pre-order my Return of the King tickets *Breaks down and cries* Do not worry Aragorn I shall see you on Boxing Day! !
Summary: Lilly and Jaeger HATE the marauders at least- that's what they keep telling themselves. . .
Author Notes: you may recognise some things from '10 Things I Hate About You' because it fits the characters.
~~~
Lilly and Jaeger were THOSE girls, the ones you didn't mess with. You know the bitches. They'd been friends since second year when Jaeger had introduced herself as a Malfoy. At first Lily had been sceptical but when Jaeger had called the rest of the Malfoy's 'the bunch of fuckwitts I'm forced to call family. . .' She knew they'd be friends.
---
Lilly looked around, she was wearing a black top and red flared pants, her bright red hair was up in a pony tail and as always her emerald eyes were covered by sunglasses. In fact she would be surprised if anyone except Jaeger even knew what colour her eyes were. Lily continued to look around until she spotted Jaeger with her family.
Jaeger looked like all the Malfoy's she was small and thin with platinum blonde hair, the only difference was her eyes instead of a cold grey they were a warm blue which didn't suit her personality. She was probably the only person called into Dumbledore's office more than the Marauders and they were forever laughing at his attempts to 'guide' her.
Dumbledore
Jaeger Malfoy. My, my. You've
been terrorizing Professor Binns again.
Jaeger
Expressing my opinion is not a
terrorist action.
Dumbledore
Well, yes, compared to your other
choices of expression, today's
events are quite mild. By the way,
Amos Diggory's gonad retrieval operation
went quite well, in case you're
interested.
Jaeger
I still maintain that he kicked himself
in the balls. I was merely a spectator.
Dumbledore
The point is Jaeger -- people perceive you
as somewhat-
Jaeger
Tempestuous?
Dumbledore
No ... I believe "heinous bitch" is the
term used most often.
You might want to work on that.
She was wearing the exact opposite as Lilly a red top that bared her stomach showing off her navel piercing and black cargo pants with metal threaded through all the loops and black Doc. Martins. If Lily was never seen without her sunglasses then Jaeger was never seen without her dog collar. Jaeger turned away from her family and headed toward Lily. A plump boy with a cart cut across her making her fall over.
"Remove head from sphincter then push the cart!" She screamed at him.