And now I present to you RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!
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Disclaimer: I own nothing except the idea of the random thingy. (If it even has one idea.)
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FencingBabe7: Thanks to all the reviewers who reviewed this story partially emerald medallion, who reviewed a lot, Jenni who reviewed even though English is not her first language, Cpt-Jack-Sparrow who reviewed first to almost every chapter unfailingly and most of all Karin who was the first ever to review this story and has reviewed ever chapter afterwards. *Goes to get those people a piece of gold from a chest*.
Jack: Wait! That's Aztec Gold!
FencingBabe7: *gets hypnotized by its shininess* Pretttttttttttttttttttty!!!!! *Takes piece.*
Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FencingBabe7: *walks into the moonlight and turns into a skeleton* Oops!
Jack: Will, come here! Another one of those stupid fanfic authors took a piece of gold.
Will: *walks in a sighs* Another one? I've had to cut my hand so many times people think I'm depressed. *Grabs gold from FencingBabe7.*
FencingBabe7: HEY!
Will: *cuts his hand and turns FencingBabe7 back into a person* Jack, can't we just throw this gold into the ocean?
Jack: WE might get cursed and never be able to undo it if we did that.
Will: SHIT! *Everyone stares*
Jack: *starts dancing around* Will said a bad word. Will said a bad word. Will said a bad word.
FencingBabe7: Will, you're not acting like Will. Jack, you're not acting like Jack.
Jack: It's your fault. You're the one who's writing this.
FencingBabe7: Good point. O.K. I'll change you.
Will: MY PRECIOUSSSSSS!!!!!! It's mine! My own! MY PRECIOUSSSSS!!!!
Jack: *in a Barney voice* I love you. You love me. We're a happy family.
FencingBabe7: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Shut up you! *Throws a tomato at him* I didn't mean to do that. Wrong voice.
Jack: Bloody fanfic writer! Ya made me sound like a bloody purple dinosaur!
Will: My own! My precioussssssss!!!!
FencingBabe7: Oops! Hehe. I think I'll just leave him like that.
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Don't you just imagine Will going after Elizabeth saying, "MY PRECIOUSSSSS!!!!" ? Hehe. I've been so mean to Will lately, considering I think him the hottest thing on earth. Sorry, Orli fans. I love him too but he's just so fun to make fun of. Jack too, except he's harder. So I think the next thing I'm going to write is "Deleted Scenes from Pirates of the Caribbean" guaranteed to be better than the one from Lord of the Rings and probably guaranteed to be less perverted. (Although not necessarily). So what do you think of my randomness? Am I a bad humor writer? Review! Savvy?
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Disclaimer: I own nothing except the idea of the random thingy. (If it even has one idea.)
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FencingBabe7: Thanks to all the reviewers who reviewed this story partially emerald medallion, who reviewed a lot, Jenni who reviewed even though English is not her first language, Cpt-Jack-Sparrow who reviewed first to almost every chapter unfailingly and most of all Karin who was the first ever to review this story and has reviewed ever chapter afterwards. *Goes to get those people a piece of gold from a chest*.
Jack: Wait! That's Aztec Gold!
FencingBabe7: *gets hypnotized by its shininess* Pretttttttttttttttttttty!!!!! *Takes piece.*
Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FencingBabe7: *walks into the moonlight and turns into a skeleton* Oops!
Jack: Will, come here! Another one of those stupid fanfic authors took a piece of gold.
Will: *walks in a sighs* Another one? I've had to cut my hand so many times people think I'm depressed. *Grabs gold from FencingBabe7.*
FencingBabe7: HEY!
Will: *cuts his hand and turns FencingBabe7 back into a person* Jack, can't we just throw this gold into the ocean?
Jack: WE might get cursed and never be able to undo it if we did that.
Will: SHIT! *Everyone stares*
Jack: *starts dancing around* Will said a bad word. Will said a bad word. Will said a bad word.
FencingBabe7: Will, you're not acting like Will. Jack, you're not acting like Jack.
Jack: It's your fault. You're the one who's writing this.
FencingBabe7: Good point. O.K. I'll change you.
Will: MY PRECIOUSSSSSS!!!!!! It's mine! My own! MY PRECIOUSSSSS!!!!
Jack: *in a Barney voice* I love you. You love me. We're a happy family.
FencingBabe7: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Shut up you! *Throws a tomato at him* I didn't mean to do that. Wrong voice.
Jack: Bloody fanfic writer! Ya made me sound like a bloody purple dinosaur!
Will: My own! My precioussssssss!!!!
FencingBabe7: Oops! Hehe. I think I'll just leave him like that.
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Don't you just imagine Will going after Elizabeth saying, "MY PRECIOUSSSSS!!!!" ? Hehe. I've been so mean to Will lately, considering I think him the hottest thing on earth. Sorry, Orli fans. I love him too but he's just so fun to make fun of. Jack too, except he's harder. So I think the next thing I'm going to write is "Deleted Scenes from Pirates of the Caribbean" guaranteed to be better than the one from Lord of the Rings and probably guaranteed to be less perverted. (Although not necessarily). So what do you think of my randomness? Am I a bad humor writer? Review! Savvy?