Kikira-san: I love you both so much ;-;
Kurama: umm thanks?
Hiei: -.- whatever
Kikira-san: please do the disclaimer and I'll start the fic!
Hiei: Kikira-san doesn't own YYH or anything related
Kurama: but she love's it
Hiei: unfortunately she really does
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Kurama rocked back and forth from his heels to the front of his feet. Hiei looked at him then at the portal then at him. Portal, Kurama, portal, Kurama, portal, Kurama, portal, Kurama, shaking fist at the sky and tears streaming down his cheeks. Ok so maybe I made up that last one.
"Remind me why I have to go?" Hiei asked stubbornly. They had been having the same argument for three hours.
"BECAUSE YOU ARE MY ONE TRUE LOVE AND I CAN GO NO WHERE WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kurama yelled at the top of his lungs. The workers stopped working on the portal and looked back at the two. Hiei sweatdropped and Kurama did the victory sign. This caused the workers to sweatdrop.
"Why do I REALLY have to go?" Hiei asked.
"The portals open let's go!" Kurama said walking toward the portal.
"KURAMA YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED THE DAMN QUESTION!!!!" Hiei yelled habitually following Kurama. So he accidentally got to the portal edge. "No way," he muttered turning around to leave. The workers waved their arms at him and he had no idea what was going on until something suddenly jerked him backwards.
He said a silent prayer to all Gods listening before turning around to see Kurama with demonic red eyes and a foaming mouth. He also had a good hold on the back of Hiei's cloak. "Come on now Hiei!" Kurama said, giving the cloak a fierce jerk backwards when he said Hiei. Hiei yelped as he was pulled backwards into the portal.
SWWOOOSHH!!!
"Lemme GO! Kitsune no baka!" Hiei yelled. Kurama gave him an impish smile and released his cloak. He was rewarded with a death glare. The Jaganshi eyed him with clenched fists. "You are so stupid!" he hissed angrily.
"You are so disrespectful!" Kurama scolded, waving a finger in the delightfully annoyed face.
"Would you at least tell me the real reason why I am here?" Hiei asked ignoring the scolding.
"You are here because this mission might last into the night and I like having someone to sleep with," Kurama answered looking oh so innocent.
"Oh pray to Inrai that's not the only reason you brought me!" Hiei hissed hands gripping his katana.
"Oh you are so silly! I brought you because I need you to burn a hole through the wall of a temple for me." Kurama said with a wink. Hiei glared at him for the hell of it.
"Can we just get going?" Hiei asked walking through the Makai.
"Hiei it's this way," Kurama said pointing in the opposite direction.
"Who said I was walking with you Kitsune no baka?" Hiei asked as he stepped closer to a tree and jumped into it. "You lead." Kurama heard from the tree.
Kurama frowned at the tree. The truth was he didn't exactly like going on missions alone. Usually he ended up with Hiei or everyone. He was after all the very talkative fox. He couldn't help it. He just needed someone to talk to. Or in Hiei's case talk at. Now he didn't even have company. Kurama glared at the path as he started to walk. Stupid youki. In the tree Hiei smirked happily.
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"Well Hiei wasn't that fun??" Kurama asked holding up the jewel they had been sent to retrieve. As usual Kurama looked normal, a few scraps a couple of tears in his clothing but he barely looked like he had been in a fight. Hiei on the other hand was supporting a black eye and was covered in dust and ash.
"No Kitsune no baka it wasn't fun," Hiei responded a little more than irritated. He was trying very hard not to kill everything in the surrounding area.
"I thought it was lots of fun," Kurama said happily walking away from the temple. His youko side was really acting up today.
"Are you sick or something?" Hiei inquired wiping the soot off his face.
"Nooo, but thanks for the concern!" Kurama said smiling at the fire demon who glared at him.
"Why don't you just take me now?" Hiei asked the Gods.
"WHAT?!" Kurama asked shocked. Hiei glanced at Kurama. Kurama looked at Hiei. They both got kinda blushed not too badly. "Talking to Gods?"
"Yeah," Hiei said, scuffing the toe of his shoe.
"Maybe we should get moving," Kurama suggested.
"Okay," Hiei responded both of them more than a little embarrassed and in the middle of very hentai thoughts.
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As time progressed the incident was forgotten. Or more of, they both pretended to forget for the sake of the other. Of course there was mild conversation and banter. They both decided to visit the nearby demon town. It was nameless. Purely out of the fact that I am not feeling witty enough to come up with something amusing because I am eating a stale doughnut. That just makes me sad.
As they walked into the town muttering slightly to each other, making fun of the locals clothing and the strange fact that they were wearing socks on their ears. Also, the amusing choice of the color yellow, bright vomit yellow.
"Do you know why . . . ?" Kurama trailed off.
"No, I am not using the Jagan either. These freaks would probably scar it," Hiei responded trying to move away from the people. However, they seemed to be surrounding the Jaganshi. "Kurama, what are they doing?" Hiei asked not really wanting to know.
"I think they like you Hiei," Kurama said, stifling a giggle.
"That's not funny Kurama!" Hiei snapped as one of the taller women came over. She was fairly pretty. Her vomit yellow dress was *erm* well cut. In other more bold words she looked like a slut. She was probably a whore though based completely upon the fact that she was wearing too much make-up and she was standing on the corner batting her eyelashes at people. Also I am currently being a pissy authoress so she's a damn whore cause I said so dammit!. (Hiei:Oo Kurama: *sigh*)
Okay so after I got over my emotional outburst, Hiei looked up into the women's dark blue eyes. She smiled at him with her very white straight teeth. Kurama had a dizzying flashback to the time he spent in the hospital(1) but he shook it away and glared at the women he didn't trust her.
"Hello," she breathed seductively at him. Hiei blinked at her. The other people backed away a bit and pretended not to be watching as she basically pinned Hiei up against the wall. Now I am gonna pause here because most people know that Hiei normally would have diced her to a hundred pieces and lit those on fire and jumped on the ashes cursing in a hundred different languages. However the socks over this particular woman's ears were emitting fumes to capture her prey which in this case was Hiei. Hiei had lost control over his muscles and was basically drugged. He had no idea where he was.
Now to Kurama who was beet red and fuming from the ears. First of all the kitsune was a little mad that he hadn't been noticed his vanity getting the better of him also that this woman was seducing Hiei in the most awful way. He glared at her his Youko side getting the better of him. This woman, if she could be so referred to, was taking something that he considered his.
"Excuse me," he said in his most frigid tone. He stood behind her. She shot him back the tiniest smile and smirk.
"Sorry honey I'm a little busy come back tomorrow," she said in a deep haughty type voice. Kurama was just down right offended now. Not only had she insulted his ability to get a lover, seduced and drugged his best friend, but most awfully she assumed he would wait! Never in all his years would he wait for someone. Well, Kurama thought, he might wait if it was a good pet, but this slut wasn't.
"Get off him, you, whore! Leave him alone!" Kurama said, shoving the women away from Hiei. Hiei basically slid down the wall and sat against the building. That was good because it gave Kurama time to deal with this intruder.
"Look you B*STARD! This is mine! You can't control what he does!" the women said pointing at Hiei.
"No, I can't but I can stop you from doing whatever you want with him especially when he isn't even willing! I am not gonna just let you rape him!" Kurama yelled at the slut's face!
"I wasn't going to rape him! I was trying to show him a good time! Obviously though you're far too possessive of him! Maybe you were trying to rape him!" The women suggested her face burning red saying that she was obviously going to rape him.
"I don't have to rape people, bitch! I am not going to sit here and listen to your babble. We're leaving!" Kurama said positively hissing at the woman. The woman was shaking with fury. Her eyes looked like they were about to fall out of her head and a vein was throbbing in her head. Kurama ignored her and walked toward Hiei.
Then . . . *SLAP!!* She slapped Kurama.
Uh oh.
Kurama faced her, his eyes hidden under his bangs. A flaming red handprint was on the side of his face. Before he could get control of himself . . .
*BITCHSLAP!!!*
The women now had a large red print on her face too. Lightning was sparking between the two's eyes. The woman raised her hand again.
*SLA . . . –"ROSE WHIP!"...P*
The women now lay in a million bloody pieces on the ground. Kurama picked up Hiei who was still dazed and pretty much passed out and gave the bloody pieces a hard glare.
"Stupid whore," he muttered, side stepping the pile. Everyone in the town had been watching the fight and were now quite scared of Kurama. They quickly jumped out of his way. After Kurama and Hiei left the village, the villagers swept the pile of bloody parts off a cliff and contacted the only living relative of the whore, a sister who was a nurse in Ningienkai. (^.~)
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"Nggahhh." Kurama heard this and assumed either they were being attacked by very cliche ghosts trying to scare them or Hiei had woken up. The latter was, of course, true. The cliche ghosts only resided in the Northeast of Makai.
"Welcome back, Hiei," Kurama said turning from the small fire where he was boiling herbs.
"Wha happend?" Hiei mumbled.
"Nothing," Kurama said happily.
"Wha kinda nothin'?" Hiei mumbled rolling over on the blanket Kurama had brought.
"Nothing, nothing. I killed the weirdo bugging you. She had already drugged you though so I just took you here. You probably have a headache I am making something to counterattack the last of the poisons she fed you. Also, ought to help with the headache." Kurama stirred the stuff and it bubbled unpleasantly. Hiei grimaced at it he turned onto his back and started to sit up quickly as always. That's when the headache hit him and it was awful.
Hiei groaned and sat cross legged with a deathgrip on his crossed ankles. He sat and waited for the world to stop spinning.
"Hey! Cut that out! You're just going to make it worse. Lay down and wait for me to get this finished it won't be another five minutes." Kurama commanded from his place by the fire. Hiei being far too tired to argue and in far too much pain to comply didn't move a centimeter. He gripped his ankles harder and gave Kurama the most pathetic look he could muster. Which worked like a charm. "Poor Hiei!" Kurama said lovingly with a small smile. Hiei was so cute when he did that!
They remained in their same positions Kurama tending his potion and Hiei in extreme pain. It didn't take long for Hiei to get curious and the potion to be finished. Kurama came and sat next to Hiei with a mug full of the steaming liquid.
"You have to drink all of it," Kurama said, handing it carefully over to Hiei who took it but didn't drink it.
"Where are we?" he asked instead, looking at the cup.
"Clearing west of the town. We'll be back by morning to Rekai anyway. Drink it."
"What are you doing?" Hiei saw Kurama moving toward the bag he had brought with him. It held the item from earlier and other supplies Kurama had brought.
"Looking for an ice pack for your black eye. Stop evading the drinking of the potion," Kurama said digging to the bottom of the bag for one of those liquid ice packet thingys. You know the things were you twist em and they get really cold!
Anyway, Hiei pouted and sniffed at the liquid. He wrinkled his nose. It smelled bad! Kurama however was giving him the evil parental-ish look. So Hiei took a little sip. And spit it out promptly.
"That's disgusting!" Hiei exclaimed holding the cup at arms' length. Kurama sighed as he finally found the ice pack.
"Here give me that," Kurama said, handing Hiei the ice pack while taking the cup to sweeten the potion. "Baby." He muttered at Hiei who promptly bristled at the insult. Kurama bit his lip. "Twist that and put it on your eye," he said pointing at the ice pack being crushed to death in Hiei's right hand. "And DON'T break it."
"Hn!" Hiei said angrily. But doing as he was told without breaking the ice pack. It felt good on his eye too. It was swollen. Kurama watched Hiei carefully from the side while he added some herbs to the potion to make it at least a little sweeter.
"Here," Kurama said, handing back the cup. Hiei took it and sniffed it again shooting Kurama a suspicious look. His hand trembled a little bit purely due to his headache. Kurama moved and took the ice pack from him. "Hold it with both hands." Kurama advised holding the ice pack on Hiei's eye for him.
"Hn," Hiei said dismissively.
"I'm sorry Hiei," Kurama said after a minute while Kurama held the ice pack and Hiei sipped tentatively at the potion.
"What for kitsune?" Hiei asked generally curious.
"For making you come with me, for being mean to you, for that stupid lady," Kurama said looking away feeling bad.
"It's k," Hiei said sleepily.
"The potions getting to you, I guess. I knew it made people drowsy but you look like your going to fall asleep," Kurama said with a giggle. Sure enough Hiei's eyes were half lidded and his muscles were lax. He looked like he could just fall over and pass out. Then he yawned. Showing his pointed little teeth and looking if possible even more adorable. Kurama literally melted again. So cute! "Don't fall asleep. You have to drink all of it!" Kurama said but he no longer felt very adamant. He just wanted to sit and look at cute Hiei.
"I'm sleepy," Hiei murmured rubbing his eye.
"Come on Hiei just one more sip and you can go to sleep," Kurama encouraged.
"K," came the sleepy reply. He drank the last of it and handed the cup back to Kurama who put it away and was about to ask Hiei if he felt better but the little demon was already curled up on the blanket snoozing away. Kurama smiled, shook his head, and put the ice pack away. He crawled over next to Hiei and hugged him laying down next to him.
Kurama hugged Hiei tightly, daring anymore of the horrible women to come and try and hurt Hiei. Hmph!
"Good night Hiei," he said snuggling up against Hiei.
"Night," came the sleepy reply.
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Kikira-san: I lost my evil motivation half way through
Hiei: damn you! I want to kill something!
Kurama: I got to kill the evil lady, but I bitchslapped her? I mean I am not girly.
Hiei & Kikira-san:::cough cough:: ::shuffle feet::::cough::(I'm just kidding I don't think he really is)
Kurama: now that is offensive. I'm not talking to either of you
Kikira-san: *sigh* all of you that have read Christmas at the Urameshi house I should have an update this weekend. Sorry about the delay make up work is crushing me. Being sick just isn't what it used to be
Hiei: you're weird
Kikira-san: so true! REVIEW!
Hiei: and you rhyme too much.
Kikira-san: not on purpose
Kurama: I'll talk to the readers! They're nice. Most of the time. I think you should all review! Because wasn't it awful that I got slapped?!?!?
Kikira-san: *SIGH!!* plz review
(1) Kurama is remembering Nurse Candy because this is who the whore reminds him of.
A/N: this was weirder than I expected. Alright. I am going to try to think of something for the next chapter. I have to wait for inspiration. Waiting . . . ok now I'm bored. You're ideas help too! Review on your way out. (I think I say review too much oh well!) Ja!
Kurama: umm thanks?
Hiei: -.- whatever
Kikira-san: please do the disclaimer and I'll start the fic!
Hiei: Kikira-san doesn't own YYH or anything related
Kurama: but she love's it
Hiei: unfortunately she really does
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Kurama rocked back and forth from his heels to the front of his feet. Hiei looked at him then at the portal then at him. Portal, Kurama, portal, Kurama, portal, Kurama, portal, Kurama, shaking fist at the sky and tears streaming down his cheeks. Ok so maybe I made up that last one.
"Remind me why I have to go?" Hiei asked stubbornly. They had been having the same argument for three hours.
"BECAUSE YOU ARE MY ONE TRUE LOVE AND I CAN GO NO WHERE WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kurama yelled at the top of his lungs. The workers stopped working on the portal and looked back at the two. Hiei sweatdropped and Kurama did the victory sign. This caused the workers to sweatdrop.
"Why do I REALLY have to go?" Hiei asked.
"The portals open let's go!" Kurama said walking toward the portal.
"KURAMA YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED THE DAMN QUESTION!!!!" Hiei yelled habitually following Kurama. So he accidentally got to the portal edge. "No way," he muttered turning around to leave. The workers waved their arms at him and he had no idea what was going on until something suddenly jerked him backwards.
He said a silent prayer to all Gods listening before turning around to see Kurama with demonic red eyes and a foaming mouth. He also had a good hold on the back of Hiei's cloak. "Come on now Hiei!" Kurama said, giving the cloak a fierce jerk backwards when he said Hiei. Hiei yelped as he was pulled backwards into the portal.
SWWOOOSHH!!!
"Lemme GO! Kitsune no baka!" Hiei yelled. Kurama gave him an impish smile and released his cloak. He was rewarded with a death glare. The Jaganshi eyed him with clenched fists. "You are so stupid!" he hissed angrily.
"You are so disrespectful!" Kurama scolded, waving a finger in the delightfully annoyed face.
"Would you at least tell me the real reason why I am here?" Hiei asked ignoring the scolding.
"You are here because this mission might last into the night and I like having someone to sleep with," Kurama answered looking oh so innocent.
"Oh pray to Inrai that's not the only reason you brought me!" Hiei hissed hands gripping his katana.
"Oh you are so silly! I brought you because I need you to burn a hole through the wall of a temple for me." Kurama said with a wink. Hiei glared at him for the hell of it.
"Can we just get going?" Hiei asked walking through the Makai.
"Hiei it's this way," Kurama said pointing in the opposite direction.
"Who said I was walking with you Kitsune no baka?" Hiei asked as he stepped closer to a tree and jumped into it. "You lead." Kurama heard from the tree.
Kurama frowned at the tree. The truth was he didn't exactly like going on missions alone. Usually he ended up with Hiei or everyone. He was after all the very talkative fox. He couldn't help it. He just needed someone to talk to. Or in Hiei's case talk at. Now he didn't even have company. Kurama glared at the path as he started to walk. Stupid youki. In the tree Hiei smirked happily.
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"Well Hiei wasn't that fun??" Kurama asked holding up the jewel they had been sent to retrieve. As usual Kurama looked normal, a few scraps a couple of tears in his clothing but he barely looked like he had been in a fight. Hiei on the other hand was supporting a black eye and was covered in dust and ash.
"No Kitsune no baka it wasn't fun," Hiei responded a little more than irritated. He was trying very hard not to kill everything in the surrounding area.
"I thought it was lots of fun," Kurama said happily walking away from the temple. His youko side was really acting up today.
"Are you sick or something?" Hiei inquired wiping the soot off his face.
"Nooo, but thanks for the concern!" Kurama said smiling at the fire demon who glared at him.
"Why don't you just take me now?" Hiei asked the Gods.
"WHAT?!" Kurama asked shocked. Hiei glanced at Kurama. Kurama looked at Hiei. They both got kinda blushed not too badly. "Talking to Gods?"
"Yeah," Hiei said, scuffing the toe of his shoe.
"Maybe we should get moving," Kurama suggested.
"Okay," Hiei responded both of them more than a little embarrassed and in the middle of very hentai thoughts.
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As time progressed the incident was forgotten. Or more of, they both pretended to forget for the sake of the other. Of course there was mild conversation and banter. They both decided to visit the nearby demon town. It was nameless. Purely out of the fact that I am not feeling witty enough to come up with something amusing because I am eating a stale doughnut. That just makes me sad.
As they walked into the town muttering slightly to each other, making fun of the locals clothing and the strange fact that they were wearing socks on their ears. Also, the amusing choice of the color yellow, bright vomit yellow.
"Do you know why . . . ?" Kurama trailed off.
"No, I am not using the Jagan either. These freaks would probably scar it," Hiei responded trying to move away from the people. However, they seemed to be surrounding the Jaganshi. "Kurama, what are they doing?" Hiei asked not really wanting to know.
"I think they like you Hiei," Kurama said, stifling a giggle.
"That's not funny Kurama!" Hiei snapped as one of the taller women came over. She was fairly pretty. Her vomit yellow dress was *erm* well cut. In other more bold words she looked like a slut. She was probably a whore though based completely upon the fact that she was wearing too much make-up and she was standing on the corner batting her eyelashes at people. Also I am currently being a pissy authoress so she's a damn whore cause I said so dammit!. (Hiei:Oo Kurama: *sigh*)
Okay so after I got over my emotional outburst, Hiei looked up into the women's dark blue eyes. She smiled at him with her very white straight teeth. Kurama had a dizzying flashback to the time he spent in the hospital(1) but he shook it away and glared at the women he didn't trust her.
"Hello," she breathed seductively at him. Hiei blinked at her. The other people backed away a bit and pretended not to be watching as she basically pinned Hiei up against the wall. Now I am gonna pause here because most people know that Hiei normally would have diced her to a hundred pieces and lit those on fire and jumped on the ashes cursing in a hundred different languages. However the socks over this particular woman's ears were emitting fumes to capture her prey which in this case was Hiei. Hiei had lost control over his muscles and was basically drugged. He had no idea where he was.
Now to Kurama who was beet red and fuming from the ears. First of all the kitsune was a little mad that he hadn't been noticed his vanity getting the better of him also that this woman was seducing Hiei in the most awful way. He glared at her his Youko side getting the better of him. This woman, if she could be so referred to, was taking something that he considered his.
"Excuse me," he said in his most frigid tone. He stood behind her. She shot him back the tiniest smile and smirk.
"Sorry honey I'm a little busy come back tomorrow," she said in a deep haughty type voice. Kurama was just down right offended now. Not only had she insulted his ability to get a lover, seduced and drugged his best friend, but most awfully she assumed he would wait! Never in all his years would he wait for someone. Well, Kurama thought, he might wait if it was a good pet, but this slut wasn't.
"Get off him, you, whore! Leave him alone!" Kurama said, shoving the women away from Hiei. Hiei basically slid down the wall and sat against the building. That was good because it gave Kurama time to deal with this intruder.
"Look you B*STARD! This is mine! You can't control what he does!" the women said pointing at Hiei.
"No, I can't but I can stop you from doing whatever you want with him especially when he isn't even willing! I am not gonna just let you rape him!" Kurama yelled at the slut's face!
"I wasn't going to rape him! I was trying to show him a good time! Obviously though you're far too possessive of him! Maybe you were trying to rape him!" The women suggested her face burning red saying that she was obviously going to rape him.
"I don't have to rape people, bitch! I am not going to sit here and listen to your babble. We're leaving!" Kurama said positively hissing at the woman. The woman was shaking with fury. Her eyes looked like they were about to fall out of her head and a vein was throbbing in her head. Kurama ignored her and walked toward Hiei.
Then . . . *SLAP!!* She slapped Kurama.
Uh oh.
Kurama faced her, his eyes hidden under his bangs. A flaming red handprint was on the side of his face. Before he could get control of himself . . .
*BITCHSLAP!!!*
The women now had a large red print on her face too. Lightning was sparking between the two's eyes. The woman raised her hand again.
*SLA . . . –"ROSE WHIP!"...P*
The women now lay in a million bloody pieces on the ground. Kurama picked up Hiei who was still dazed and pretty much passed out and gave the bloody pieces a hard glare.
"Stupid whore," he muttered, side stepping the pile. Everyone in the town had been watching the fight and were now quite scared of Kurama. They quickly jumped out of his way. After Kurama and Hiei left the village, the villagers swept the pile of bloody parts off a cliff and contacted the only living relative of the whore, a sister who was a nurse in Ningienkai. (^.~)
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"Nggahhh." Kurama heard this and assumed either they were being attacked by very cliche ghosts trying to scare them or Hiei had woken up. The latter was, of course, true. The cliche ghosts only resided in the Northeast of Makai.
"Welcome back, Hiei," Kurama said turning from the small fire where he was boiling herbs.
"Wha happend?" Hiei mumbled.
"Nothing," Kurama said happily.
"Wha kinda nothin'?" Hiei mumbled rolling over on the blanket Kurama had brought.
"Nothing, nothing. I killed the weirdo bugging you. She had already drugged you though so I just took you here. You probably have a headache I am making something to counterattack the last of the poisons she fed you. Also, ought to help with the headache." Kurama stirred the stuff and it bubbled unpleasantly. Hiei grimaced at it he turned onto his back and started to sit up quickly as always. That's when the headache hit him and it was awful.
Hiei groaned and sat cross legged with a deathgrip on his crossed ankles. He sat and waited for the world to stop spinning.
"Hey! Cut that out! You're just going to make it worse. Lay down and wait for me to get this finished it won't be another five minutes." Kurama commanded from his place by the fire. Hiei being far too tired to argue and in far too much pain to comply didn't move a centimeter. He gripped his ankles harder and gave Kurama the most pathetic look he could muster. Which worked like a charm. "Poor Hiei!" Kurama said lovingly with a small smile. Hiei was so cute when he did that!
They remained in their same positions Kurama tending his potion and Hiei in extreme pain. It didn't take long for Hiei to get curious and the potion to be finished. Kurama came and sat next to Hiei with a mug full of the steaming liquid.
"You have to drink all of it," Kurama said, handing it carefully over to Hiei who took it but didn't drink it.
"Where are we?" he asked instead, looking at the cup.
"Clearing west of the town. We'll be back by morning to Rekai anyway. Drink it."
"What are you doing?" Hiei saw Kurama moving toward the bag he had brought with him. It held the item from earlier and other supplies Kurama had brought.
"Looking for an ice pack for your black eye. Stop evading the drinking of the potion," Kurama said digging to the bottom of the bag for one of those liquid ice packet thingys. You know the things were you twist em and they get really cold!
Anyway, Hiei pouted and sniffed at the liquid. He wrinkled his nose. It smelled bad! Kurama however was giving him the evil parental-ish look. So Hiei took a little sip. And spit it out promptly.
"That's disgusting!" Hiei exclaimed holding the cup at arms' length. Kurama sighed as he finally found the ice pack.
"Here give me that," Kurama said, handing Hiei the ice pack while taking the cup to sweeten the potion. "Baby." He muttered at Hiei who promptly bristled at the insult. Kurama bit his lip. "Twist that and put it on your eye," he said pointing at the ice pack being crushed to death in Hiei's right hand. "And DON'T break it."
"Hn!" Hiei said angrily. But doing as he was told without breaking the ice pack. It felt good on his eye too. It was swollen. Kurama watched Hiei carefully from the side while he added some herbs to the potion to make it at least a little sweeter.
"Here," Kurama said, handing back the cup. Hiei took it and sniffed it again shooting Kurama a suspicious look. His hand trembled a little bit purely due to his headache. Kurama moved and took the ice pack from him. "Hold it with both hands." Kurama advised holding the ice pack on Hiei's eye for him.
"Hn," Hiei said dismissively.
"I'm sorry Hiei," Kurama said after a minute while Kurama held the ice pack and Hiei sipped tentatively at the potion.
"What for kitsune?" Hiei asked generally curious.
"For making you come with me, for being mean to you, for that stupid lady," Kurama said looking away feeling bad.
"It's k," Hiei said sleepily.
"The potions getting to you, I guess. I knew it made people drowsy but you look like your going to fall asleep," Kurama said with a giggle. Sure enough Hiei's eyes were half lidded and his muscles were lax. He looked like he could just fall over and pass out. Then he yawned. Showing his pointed little teeth and looking if possible even more adorable. Kurama literally melted again. So cute! "Don't fall asleep. You have to drink all of it!" Kurama said but he no longer felt very adamant. He just wanted to sit and look at cute Hiei.
"I'm sleepy," Hiei murmured rubbing his eye.
"Come on Hiei just one more sip and you can go to sleep," Kurama encouraged.
"K," came the sleepy reply. He drank the last of it and handed the cup back to Kurama who put it away and was about to ask Hiei if he felt better but the little demon was already curled up on the blanket snoozing away. Kurama smiled, shook his head, and put the ice pack away. He crawled over next to Hiei and hugged him laying down next to him.
Kurama hugged Hiei tightly, daring anymore of the horrible women to come and try and hurt Hiei. Hmph!
"Good night Hiei," he said snuggling up against Hiei.
"Night," came the sleepy reply.
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Kikira-san: I lost my evil motivation half way through
Hiei: damn you! I want to kill something!
Kurama: I got to kill the evil lady, but I bitchslapped her? I mean I am not girly.
Hiei & Kikira-san:::cough cough:: ::shuffle feet::::cough::(I'm just kidding I don't think he really is)
Kurama: now that is offensive. I'm not talking to either of you
Kikira-san: *sigh* all of you that have read Christmas at the Urameshi house I should have an update this weekend. Sorry about the delay make up work is crushing me. Being sick just isn't what it used to be
Hiei: you're weird
Kikira-san: so true! REVIEW!
Hiei: and you rhyme too much.
Kikira-san: not on purpose
Kurama: I'll talk to the readers! They're nice. Most of the time. I think you should all review! Because wasn't it awful that I got slapped?!?!?
Kikira-san: *SIGH!!* plz review
(1) Kurama is remembering Nurse Candy because this is who the whore reminds him of.
A/N: this was weirder than I expected. Alright. I am going to try to think of something for the next chapter. I have to wait for inspiration. Waiting . . . ok now I'm bored. You're ideas help too! Review on your way out. (I think I say review too much oh well!) Ja!