OF SEAL GIRLS AND PUDDING

Disclaimer- I admit it! Rurouni Kenshin is * sob * NOT MINE!!! There I said it!!!

Can I have my Twenty dollars now?

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Sano- * Ahem * I'm a little seal girl, living in the real world, and its so hard to get by…

CAUSE SEALS CAN'T EVEN CRY!!!

Kenshin- you…are a seal girl? You seal envelopes and other assorted things?

Sano-..Its true! That's what girls do!

Kaoru- you ask me why I change the color of my ha-ir

Yahiko- Yeah!

Megumi- you ask me why I need 32 pairs of shoes

Yahiko- To wear!

Kenshin- Ok….

Misao- you know dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen! Comet and cupid and donner and blitzen!

Kenshin- Oro?

Aoishi- * comes out in kenshins clothes, smiling happily * LOOK IM BATTOUSAI

Kaoru- * sob * Why can't I make the furby speak English!

Hiko- did you try talking to it in English?

Furby- Bonjour! Ca va?

Kenshin- I'm sorry, I don't speak Italian

Saitou- Smoking hurts the lungs, and is bad for your health. Kids, don't smoke.

All-…BUT YOU ALWAYS SMOKE!

Saitou- But I smoke child friendly cigarettes.

All- OK!!!

Misao- lets watch a movie!

All- Okey dokey smoky!

Misao pops in Pokemon movie

Megumi- *sobs uncontrollably * ash always dies!

Yahiko- But Pikachu always saves him!

Misao- I love Pikachu!

~movie ends~

Kenshin- You know, chickens smell kinda funny..

Kaoru- Yeah…

All ponder this amazing question

TWO WEEKS LATER

Sano- I guess its cause…they don't take baths?

All- YEAH!!!

Kenshin- The question we have pondered for so long has been answered!

Misao- Anybody want pudding?

Kenshin- Ok

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Short, I know, but more next time!