The Jerry, I mean Shikamaru and Lee Show
Disclaimers: You know the drills no point in yambling on about annoying rules and regulations yadila blah blah.....Okay, this my first work and my first Naruto fanfic so please be kind,
hope you all like it. Well a warning before we start,I will not be held responsible for any psychology scar it may have to your brain whilst reading this ^_^, just joking.
Queue cheesy Jerry Springer background music.
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
*Behind the stage*
Shikamura: Humph¡K.Looks like the producers got the name wrong again, ya-lea ya-lea, so troublesome¡K.hey Lee, why don¡¦t you go correct them,
Lee: Yes, anything for you Gai-sensei
Shikamaru: Ya-lea ya-lea, (Inner mind) stupid kid, still thinks I¡¦m his sensei, what did that Gaara do to him during the preliminary fight?!, hmm.. Do you think if i hit him with a giant bat will he realise that i'm not his sensei?. Hey Lee lets go before the audience goes wild.
*On Stage*
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jeeerraerrye *Cough*
Shikamaru and Lee enters the show, but as the crowd sees them the crowd dies down. Shikamaru hesitates and steps back slowly, making Lee stand out more. Lee looks around and without noticing what the crowd might do he starts.
Lee: Tonight on the Shika & Lee show we have a particularly interesting episode! Our main topic today is, I am a Kage Bushin no Jutsu Addict.
Shikamaru: Errm¡K And our guest for this episode ironically enough, humph, Uzumaki Naruto!
Naruto: Hey, Hey, (Inner mind) wow so many people acknowledging me. Thank you than kyou
*The crowd SQUEALS*
Shikamaru: Okay let¡¦s bring out Sakura-chan,
*The crowd SQUEALS with delight*
As Sakura steps out to the stage, Lee¡¦s super fuzzy eye-brows rises with delight. His eyes filled with passion waiting to bust out.
Lee: SA-KU-RA-CHANNN!!!!
Inner Sakura: Hell NO!!!!!!! Stay away stay away
Sakura: Hello, lee
Lee: Oh Sakura-chan remembers me, this is the most cherishable moment of my life, (Starts singing) Sakura remembers , Sakura remembers, Sakura remembers
All of a sudden the real Gai-sensei appears out of thin air in a blinding flash.
Gai: Lee
Lee: Sakura remembers, sakura remembers
Shikamaru: *Slaps his forehead with his hand* Ya-lea ya-lea , I don¡¦t get payed enough for this
Gai: Lee!
Lee: Sakura remembers, Sakura remembers
Gai becomes irritated by Lee¡¦s constant chant, so his clenches his wholesome fist and with a great strike, swings across and connects with lee¡¦s face. Lee flies off the opposite direction and lands on his heads which he sees his sensei
Lee: Gai-SENSEIII!!!!!!
Gai: LEEEE!!!!!!!
Naruto: Hmm???!!!! *with confused expressions* how did this boy become a presenter?!!
The whole room seems to fade out with only one spotlight shimmering over the two. Gai-Sensei and Rock Lee hugs each in an unclench able moment where time seem to have stopped for them. Lee and Gai¡¦s eyes rain out tears of joy.
Lee: Sensei¡K!! I¡¦m sorry, I will concentrate more harder
Gai: Oh Lee! I¡¦m sorry for hitting you, you are forgiven. *Changes tone* Now drop and give me a hundred
Naruto: Eh?! *Angry face* (Inner Mind) stupid super fuzzy eyebrow and super super fuzzy eyebrow, their taking my lime light!!!
To be continued...
Disclaimers: You know the drills no point in yambling on about annoying rules and regulations yadila blah blah.....Okay, this my first work and my first Naruto fanfic so please be kind,
hope you all like it. Well a warning before we start,I will not be held responsible for any psychology scar it may have to your brain whilst reading this ^_^, just joking.
Queue cheesy Jerry Springer background music.
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
*Behind the stage*
Shikamura: Humph¡K.Looks like the producers got the name wrong again, ya-lea ya-lea, so troublesome¡K.hey Lee, why don¡¦t you go correct them,
Lee: Yes, anything for you Gai-sensei
Shikamaru: Ya-lea ya-lea, (Inner mind) stupid kid, still thinks I¡¦m his sensei, what did that Gaara do to him during the preliminary fight?!, hmm.. Do you think if i hit him with a giant bat will he realise that i'm not his sensei?. Hey Lee lets go before the audience goes wild.
*On Stage*
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jeeerraerrye *Cough*
Shikamaru and Lee enters the show, but as the crowd sees them the crowd dies down. Shikamaru hesitates and steps back slowly, making Lee stand out more. Lee looks around and without noticing what the crowd might do he starts.
Lee: Tonight on the Shika & Lee show we have a particularly interesting episode! Our main topic today is, I am a Kage Bushin no Jutsu Addict.
Shikamaru: Errm¡K And our guest for this episode ironically enough, humph, Uzumaki Naruto!
Naruto: Hey, Hey, (Inner mind) wow so many people acknowledging me. Thank you than kyou
*The crowd SQUEALS*
Shikamaru: Okay let¡¦s bring out Sakura-chan,
*The crowd SQUEALS with delight*
As Sakura steps out to the stage, Lee¡¦s super fuzzy eye-brows rises with delight. His eyes filled with passion waiting to bust out.
Lee: SA-KU-RA-CHANNN!!!!
Inner Sakura: Hell NO!!!!!!! Stay away stay away
Sakura: Hello, lee
Lee: Oh Sakura-chan remembers me, this is the most cherishable moment of my life, (Starts singing) Sakura remembers , Sakura remembers, Sakura remembers
All of a sudden the real Gai-sensei appears out of thin air in a blinding flash.
Gai: Lee
Lee: Sakura remembers, sakura remembers
Shikamaru: *Slaps his forehead with his hand* Ya-lea ya-lea , I don¡¦t get payed enough for this
Gai: Lee!
Lee: Sakura remembers, Sakura remembers
Gai becomes irritated by Lee¡¦s constant chant, so his clenches his wholesome fist and with a great strike, swings across and connects with lee¡¦s face. Lee flies off the opposite direction and lands on his heads which he sees his sensei
Lee: Gai-SENSEIII!!!!!!
Gai: LEEEE!!!!!!!
Naruto: Hmm???!!!! *with confused expressions* how did this boy become a presenter?!!
The whole room seems to fade out with only one spotlight shimmering over the two. Gai-Sensei and Rock Lee hugs each in an unclench able moment where time seem to have stopped for them. Lee and Gai¡¦s eyes rain out tears of joy.
Lee: Sensei¡K!! I¡¦m sorry, I will concentrate more harder
Gai: Oh Lee! I¡¦m sorry for hitting you, you are forgiven. *Changes tone* Now drop and give me a hundred
Naruto: Eh?! *Angry face* (Inner Mind) stupid super fuzzy eyebrow and super super fuzzy eyebrow, their taking my lime light!!!
To be continued...