Note: Now for a chapter about someone who **isn't** in the Crocket family, meet Clover's best friend, Rukina Alexandra Gulskii (A.K.A Ruki)

       Hi, I'm Ruki Gulskii, I was a normal little girl till I was about 10, that's when I went to the prison in Neo Russia that my mom worked at. I was going to ask her to sign a permission slip for a field trip to the old winter palace in Russia on earth…. but… she was…well…. she was there, but she was hanging from the ceiling by her neck, naked and half frozen. Her eyes were wide and she had a lot of bullet wounds in her body. I don't know who did it or why, but I had a pretty good idea of what'd happened. Then I ran home as fast as I could, I forgot all about the field trip I'd been excited about less than an hour ago, I had to tell my dad. I was crying, but I didn't realize it at the time. I had to tell my dad what'd happened, but when I arrived at home, I saw my dad lying on the floor with his head under the table, and I figured he was fixing it, so I poked him and said "Dad! Come quick! Mom's been killed!" but he didn't move, I turned to find my brother, Dimitrov, but when I turned around, I saw something that made me hurl. My dad's head, separate from his body, and all bloody! I screamed and fell to my knees. I'd lost both parents in one day. It was awful. Anyway, moving on. I have over 13 siblings. My older brother, Dimitrov, his twin, Anastasia, my younger sister, Nastasha, my oldest sister, Natasha, my youngest brother, Vlad, my oldest sibling and many many more, including, Mael, Aline, Abrile, Anne, Devon, Argo the second, Domon, Chibodee, George, and Sai, who are named after my dad's friends. I heard that of all of them, Chibodee and my father, Argo, are the only two who are dead. Chibodee's wife, Hinata, is also dead and has been for about 8 years. Kind of sad, really. I only just learned that Chibodee died. Maybe he killed himself because his heart was broken, that'd be horribly romantic. Lovely, just like a storybook….does Chibodee have kids? I wonder. Do the other shuffle alliance members? I'm the new Black Joker, maybe I should search for the new shuffle alliance, yeah, that's what I'll do! I need to do something with my life. I'm going to Neo America. The new queen of spades must be the girl who sent me the strange transmission I forgot to tell you about. The girl was little and she had long wavy blue hair, the pretty kind. I wish I had nice hair like hers, mine is just so blah. Also she's getting breasts already and she's younger than me. She's got nice blue eyes too, mine are too dark, infact, and she's like a fairytale princess more than a little kid. I hate how everyone's prettier than I am. I wish I was nice looking, I'll probably never get a boyfriend or get married…oh well….maybe I'll be jailed by a male warden who I'll fall in love with. My parents met that way,  except it was the other way around. I wish they were still alive….whoever killed my mom must have raped her too, since she was naked, bruised, and bleeding badly. Maybe one day I'll meet my prince. I'll bet Chibodee's daughter will be a DD cup size by the time she's 14. She's already about an A-cup and she only looked about 8. I'm not even developing yet. My mom always said that big breasts and showy clothing makes a girl look cheap. So maybe Chibodee's daughter won't get a boyfriend, but I will….but then again, maybe mom was just trying to make me feel better… after all, even she was pretty big, I'd say around an E-cup, maybe a DD-cup herself! Oh well, maybe I'll stay flat chested after all, I take after my dad. I've got his horrible thick eyebrows, his huge nose, and his awful habit of silent brooding. That's the time I use to write in my journal (which I am letting you read now, you lucky person) this is the side of Ruki Gulskii (yes, I'm talking in 3rd person) that no one sees. Yup, the Ruki who actually gives a damn about romance and crap like that. Sometimes I feel like I'm all alone in the world, with no one I can really connect with…I hope I meet the man I connect with one day…

                 "LOOK AT ME! I'M A TERRIFY'N OGRE!"

                                      -Shrek, Shrek.