Battle City Slumber Party
Chapter 1
After a day of tough duels and saving the world multiple times, Yugi Moto walked into a high-class hotel in Battle City. Little did he know, not far away, a figure was approaching him.
"Hey Bakura!" said Yugi, just noticing the friendly platinum-haired Brit behind him.
"Oh, hey, Yugi! Excuse me if I startled you, I just forgot the way to the hotel."
"That's okay! You wouldn't happen to know where Mai's room is, would you?"
"What!?" Bakura exclaimed, startled.
"Huh? Oh, oh no!" Yugi realized what Bakura was thinking, and tried to clarify things. "You see, Mai is throwing a slumber party tonight, and I don't want to be late!"
"Slumber party? Tonight? Why wasn't I invited?" Tears began running down Bakura's face, and his eyes got all big and puppy-dog-like.
"It's okay, Bakura! She probably just forgot!"
Yugi walked up to the front desk and asked the dude behind the desk where Mai Valentine's room was. The dude only replied with, "Sorry, that information is classified."
"But you gotta tell me! It's really important!" Yugi looked desperate.
"Get outta here you puny runt!"
Yugi stopped dead. "What did you say!?"
You can say anything to Yugi Moto, you can call him many horrible words, you can hit him till he's unconsious, but if there's one thing you don't want to do, it's call him puny.
1 reused animation clip later, it was the grown-up spirit Yami standing there at the front desk. "I challenge you to a duel, desk dude, and if I win, you must tell me where Mai's room is!"
"But I don't have any duel monster cards!" desk dude said desperately.
"Then I can DIRECTLY ATTACK YOUR LIFE POINTS!!" Yami exclaimed, and in a dramatic burst of smoke, we see desk dude's Life Point counter go down to 0. "Looks like your reign of terror is over, desk dude."
"NO!" desk dude cried. "It's impossible! Nobody has EVER beaten me at duel monsters!"
"You only duel for greed and power, desk dude, but you'll never truly understand the heart of the cards, which is why I beat you."
"Way to go, Yugi!" Bakura cheered. "You did a fantastic job!"
"I owe it all to my friends, Bakura. But it's not truly over until I get Mai's room number." Yami climbed over the desk, got on the computer, and ran a search for "Mai Valentine."
"Hey, Yugi, you think I could come to that slumber party, too?"
"No." Yami clicked the top website that came up. "What is this, I can't get in!" Yami smacked his fist on the desk. "It must be a virus!"
"Actually, no, you forgot to turn on the computer!"
Yami scratched his chin in thought. "Something smells fishy, and I think that KAIBA'S behind all this!"
Silly Yugi, thought Bakura. Just so bloody silly! Yami Bakura interrupted his thoughts. Ha! now's my chance to get the Millenium Items! If I can get into that party, who knows what Millenium Items will be there? And with their power I can-
"I already know! You can take over the world," interrupted Bakura's thoughts. "You don't have to tell me every time we get into this discussion."
"Tell you what, Yugi!" Bakura said as innocently as he could. "If I can find Mai's room, you convince her into letting me into the party!"
"Hmm... But how are you going to find Mai's room? There are tens of hundreds of thousands of millions of rooms in this hotel, and she can only be in one."
"Actually Yugi, there are only thirty-seven rooms in this hotel, and Mai's party is taking up five of them!"
"Hmm... Fine. You take me to the party, and I'll take you to the party. Not quite a fair deal, but if I must do it to save my friends... I shall." Then Yami got tired and Yugi came back out.
Bakura's nifty little Millenium Ring pointed straight up. Oh yeah, party at the penthouse. "Follow me, Yugi!" They went into the elevator. Bakura pressed the "P" Button. They went straight up to the penthouse.
After a day of tough duels and saving the world multiple times, Yugi Moto walked into a high-class hotel in Battle City. Little did he know, not far away, a figure was approaching him.
"Hey Bakura!" said Yugi, just noticing the friendly platinum-haired Brit behind him.
"Oh, hey, Yugi! Excuse me if I startled you, I just forgot the way to the hotel."
"That's okay! You wouldn't happen to know where Mai's room is, would you?"
"What!?" Bakura exclaimed, startled.
"Huh? Oh, oh no!" Yugi realized what Bakura was thinking, and tried to clarify things. "You see, Mai is throwing a slumber party tonight, and I don't want to be late!"
"Slumber party? Tonight? Why wasn't I invited?" Tears began running down Bakura's face, and his eyes got all big and puppy-dog-like.
"It's okay, Bakura! She probably just forgot!"
Yugi walked up to the front desk and asked the dude behind the desk where Mai Valentine's room was. The dude only replied with, "Sorry, that information is classified."
"But you gotta tell me! It's really important!" Yugi looked desperate.
"Get outta here you puny runt!"
Yugi stopped dead. "What did you say!?"
You can say anything to Yugi Moto, you can call him many horrible words, you can hit him till he's unconsious, but if there's one thing you don't want to do, it's call him puny.
1 reused animation clip later, it was the grown-up spirit Yami standing there at the front desk. "I challenge you to a duel, desk dude, and if I win, you must tell me where Mai's room is!"
"But I don't have any duel monster cards!" desk dude said desperately.
"Then I can DIRECTLY ATTACK YOUR LIFE POINTS!!" Yami exclaimed, and in a dramatic burst of smoke, we see desk dude's Life Point counter go down to 0. "Looks like your reign of terror is over, desk dude."
"NO!" desk dude cried. "It's impossible! Nobody has EVER beaten me at duel monsters!"
"You only duel for greed and power, desk dude, but you'll never truly understand the heart of the cards, which is why I beat you."
"Way to go, Yugi!" Bakura cheered. "You did a fantastic job!"
"I owe it all to my friends, Bakura. But it's not truly over until I get Mai's room number." Yami climbed over the desk, got on the computer, and ran a search for "Mai Valentine."
"Hey, Yugi, you think I could come to that slumber party, too?"
"No." Yami clicked the top website that came up. "What is this, I can't get in!" Yami smacked his fist on the desk. "It must be a virus!"
"Actually, no, you forgot to turn on the computer!"
Yami scratched his chin in thought. "Something smells fishy, and I think that KAIBA'S behind all this!"
Silly Yugi, thought Bakura. Just so bloody silly! Yami Bakura interrupted his thoughts. Ha! now's my chance to get the Millenium Items! If I can get into that party, who knows what Millenium Items will be there? And with their power I can-
"I already know! You can take over the world," interrupted Bakura's thoughts. "You don't have to tell me every time we get into this discussion."
"Tell you what, Yugi!" Bakura said as innocently as he could. "If I can find Mai's room, you convince her into letting me into the party!"
"Hmm... But how are you going to find Mai's room? There are tens of hundreds of thousands of millions of rooms in this hotel, and she can only be in one."
"Actually Yugi, there are only thirty-seven rooms in this hotel, and Mai's party is taking up five of them!"
"Hmm... Fine. You take me to the party, and I'll take you to the party. Not quite a fair deal, but if I must do it to save my friends... I shall." Then Yami got tired and Yugi came back out.
Bakura's nifty little Millenium Ring pointed straight up. Oh yeah, party at the penthouse. "Follow me, Yugi!" They went into the elevator. Bakura pressed the "P" Button. They went straight up to the penthouse.