Battle City Slumber Party
Chapter 2
When the doors opened, they looked into a huge room full of crazy lights and a gigantic disco ball. The sound system was great, there were speakers lining every wall, playing "Big Pimpin'". In front of them was a figure wearing a black patch over his left eye.
"Hey Pegasus!" exclaimed Yugi. "How you doin' these days?"
Pegasus looked horribly pale, and his hands were shaking. He was staring off into space. "My... Toons... My...T-T-Toons..."
"Pegasus!" Yugi looked worried. "Snap out of it!"
Color returned to Pegasus's face, and he seemed to come back down to Earth. He shook his head. "Oh! Sorry, Yugi-boy. I was just reliving a horrible moment."
"Hey, what's up with your eye Pegasus? Why do you have a patch over it?"
"HmHmHm..." Pegasus laughed. "Do you really want to see?" Pegasus lifted the patch. Yugi and Bakura gasped. It was horrible. After years of wearing the Millenium Eye, his real eye had been blocked from the light, and therefore the pupil was huge. It made his eyes look googly. Yugi ran away screaming.
With Yugi gone, Bakura and Pegasus stood alone at the door. After a few seconds, Pegasus decided to talk. "This is a little awkward," he said uneasily.
"...Yes," said Bakura. They kept standing there.
"...Uhm, yeah..."
"...Err...I'm going to go get some...uh...punch...Yes, a tick of punch should hit the spot!" Bakura quickly walked off toward the concessions.
Meanwhile, Yugi was trying to find Joey. "Joey! Hey Joey!" he screamed like a little kid looking for his mom. "JOOOOEEEEYYY!!!"
"You think I'd let that AMATEUR in here?"
Yugi recognized that funky music playing in the background. It was Mai. He turned around and saw her standing there in a small white blouse and an absolutely tiny purple skirt.
Ha! Just one of the advantages of being short! Yugi thought.
"What did you say?"
"I said...uhm...Just one of the amateurs...is...Mort."
Mai ignored him. "So, Yugi, what do you think of the party?"
"It's great Mai! Are we going to play any games?"
"Of course! What's a party without games? We just have to wait for the rest of the guests to arrive." Mai turned around to go away, but then she thought of something and turned back toward Yugi.
"Tell you what, Yugi, there's a closet over there in the corner. Come on, follow me."
"Haha! Alright!" TOUCHDOWN FOR YUGI! went through his head, along with other phrases like HOME RUN FOR YUGI! and Dr. Evil saying SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE!
When they arrived at the closet, Mai opened the door. "You first, Yugi." Yugi walked in. "Good! Now that you're here, you can help me blow up some of these balloons!"
"???!!" Yugi said.
"Oh, good point, Yugi. Your spiky hair might pop them. I'll get Tristan to help."
"But Mai-"
"YOU HEARD ME YUGI NOW GET OUT BEFORE I CALL SECURITY! By the way, nice hair tonight!"
Yugi walked off toward the dance floor, and began to "raise the roof." People gathered around the dance floor and cheered. Encouraged, Yugi started raising the roof more violently, yelling "WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!" But when he looked behind him, he realized the people were cheering on Johnny Steps.
Johnny was dancing like a feral imp! He knew all the moves! He ended his routine by hitting the floor with his butt and bouncing back up. "Thank you! I love you all! Please hug me!"
But Johnny was rudely interrupted by a little girl who just walked in. Yes, Tea. "Hey Johnny!"
"TEA!?" NO! thought Johnny. Tea's a girl!
"So how about it, Johnny? Think you have what it takes to beat me?"
"But I just wanted to have fun tonight!"
"You're so mean! I don't know why I ever went out with you!"
"You didn't go out with me!"
"I've had enough, Johnny! Now stop hurting my feelings."
Johnny sighed. "Fine."
"Ha! I'll wipe that smirk off your face. You should never be so confident when you're dancing against a girl."
The music started. It was Vanilla Ice.
Tea started shaking her stuff. She danced her heart out, doing wild kicks and spins and jumps. At the climax of the song, she spread her arms out like a soaring eagle. Then she realized that Johnny wasn't there anymore. In fact, nobody was there. Everybody had moved to the door to greet the next guest.
The door opened, and a figure walked in. He was wearing a blue skirt, and he had a grinning jack-o-lantern on his head. Everybody began laughing rudely at this new arrival.
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT!?" screamed the pumpkin head. He took off the mask. It was MAKO! "Hello my denizens!"
"Mako!" exclaimed Yugi, and he ran up and hugged Mako. "Why did you have a pumpkin on your head?"
"I'm sorry! I thought this was a costume party! Anyway, my denizens couldn't make it, but I did bring some snacks!" Mako pulled out a carton of pizza-flavored Goldfish. He poured them into a glass bowl. Everybody began snacking on the crispy, delicious, pizza flavor.
All of a sudden, a figure jumped out of the goldfish bowl! It was SETO KAIBA! He was trying to ruin everybody's fun. He pointed at Yugi. "HAHAHA Yugi's still short!" Then he pointed at Mokuba. "HAHAHA Mokuba's an orphan!"
Little did he know, that lurking in the shadows, was the evil Marik (or Malik or whatever). Marik waited for the oppurtunity, then pounced out into the open in front of Kaiba, and KICKED HIM IN THE GROIN!!! Then Marik ran off into the shadows again before anyone could catch him.
Kaiba doubled over in pain and laughter. The pain was so intense, he passed out. Everyone knew that an oppurtunity like this only comes once in a blue moon, so they SHAVED HIS LEGS!!! Kaiba screamed like a girl and then he woke up.
"Why'd ya scream KAI-buh?!" said Joey (he got into the party disguised as a Pokemon).
"I had a bad dream," said Kaiba. "I dreamed that...that..."
"What, Kaiba?" asked Yugi.
"I dreamed that my hair didn't look like a muffin anymore!"
Everybody GASPED!! Marik fainted. Then everyone got over it.
Mai grabbed a microphone and said, "Hey everybody it's game-time!" Yugi squealed in delight and everybody laughed at him. "What game should we play first?" Mai asked the crowd.
"Twister!"
"Spin the Bottle!"
"Denizens!"
"No, you fools..." said a creepy voice in the shadows. Actually it wasn't all that creepy, it was kind of nasal. "We're going to play the great game of the pharaohs, the contests of ancient egypt that decided life and d-"
"LET'S HAVE AN UNDERWEAR CONTEST!" exclaimed Kaiba. Everyone roared in agreement!
"UN-DER-WEAR! UN-DER-WEAR!" Everyone began shouting.
"Okay!" said Mai. "An underwear contest! Who will be the judges?" Tea raised her hand. Everyone stared at her like 0_0.
"WHAT!?" screamed Tea. "This is my dream okay and I hate you all and you're all big meanies and friendship." The other judge was Mako, since everyone already knew he had denizen underwear.
"These are the rules," said Mai. "The one with the best underwear wins the match. The underwear will be judged based on: style, comfort, and rhythm. The winner gets everybody else's underwear. Are your ready? Let the contest be-"
"Hold on!" exclaimed Marik, who wasn't in the shadows anymore. "Let's raise the stakes a bit, shall we? The losers forfeit any egyptian god cards or millenium items they may have to the winner!"
"I think that can be arranged," said Bakura, who now seemed to have a dark chill in his voice.
"Oh, and one more thing," said Marik. "We're going to have this contest............in the SHADOW REALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everything goes all cloudy and Marik laughs as this chapter comes to a close...
When the doors opened, they looked into a huge room full of crazy lights and a gigantic disco ball. The sound system was great, there were speakers lining every wall, playing "Big Pimpin'". In front of them was a figure wearing a black patch over his left eye.
"Hey Pegasus!" exclaimed Yugi. "How you doin' these days?"
Pegasus looked horribly pale, and his hands were shaking. He was staring off into space. "My... Toons... My...T-T-Toons..."
"Pegasus!" Yugi looked worried. "Snap out of it!"
Color returned to Pegasus's face, and he seemed to come back down to Earth. He shook his head. "Oh! Sorry, Yugi-boy. I was just reliving a horrible moment."
"Hey, what's up with your eye Pegasus? Why do you have a patch over it?"
"HmHmHm..." Pegasus laughed. "Do you really want to see?" Pegasus lifted the patch. Yugi and Bakura gasped. It was horrible. After years of wearing the Millenium Eye, his real eye had been blocked from the light, and therefore the pupil was huge. It made his eyes look googly. Yugi ran away screaming.
With Yugi gone, Bakura and Pegasus stood alone at the door. After a few seconds, Pegasus decided to talk. "This is a little awkward," he said uneasily.
"...Yes," said Bakura. They kept standing there.
"...Uhm, yeah..."
"...Err...I'm going to go get some...uh...punch...Yes, a tick of punch should hit the spot!" Bakura quickly walked off toward the concessions.
Meanwhile, Yugi was trying to find Joey. "Joey! Hey Joey!" he screamed like a little kid looking for his mom. "JOOOOEEEEYYY!!!"
"You think I'd let that AMATEUR in here?"
Yugi recognized that funky music playing in the background. It was Mai. He turned around and saw her standing there in a small white blouse and an absolutely tiny purple skirt.
Ha! Just one of the advantages of being short! Yugi thought.
"What did you say?"
"I said...uhm...Just one of the amateurs...is...Mort."
Mai ignored him. "So, Yugi, what do you think of the party?"
"It's great Mai! Are we going to play any games?"
"Of course! What's a party without games? We just have to wait for the rest of the guests to arrive." Mai turned around to go away, but then she thought of something and turned back toward Yugi.
"Tell you what, Yugi, there's a closet over there in the corner. Come on, follow me."
"Haha! Alright!" TOUCHDOWN FOR YUGI! went through his head, along with other phrases like HOME RUN FOR YUGI! and Dr. Evil saying SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE!
When they arrived at the closet, Mai opened the door. "You first, Yugi." Yugi walked in. "Good! Now that you're here, you can help me blow up some of these balloons!"
"???!!" Yugi said.
"Oh, good point, Yugi. Your spiky hair might pop them. I'll get Tristan to help."
"But Mai-"
"YOU HEARD ME YUGI NOW GET OUT BEFORE I CALL SECURITY! By the way, nice hair tonight!"
Yugi walked off toward the dance floor, and began to "raise the roof." People gathered around the dance floor and cheered. Encouraged, Yugi started raising the roof more violently, yelling "WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!" But when he looked behind him, he realized the people were cheering on Johnny Steps.
Johnny was dancing like a feral imp! He knew all the moves! He ended his routine by hitting the floor with his butt and bouncing back up. "Thank you! I love you all! Please hug me!"
But Johnny was rudely interrupted by a little girl who just walked in. Yes, Tea. "Hey Johnny!"
"TEA!?" NO! thought Johnny. Tea's a girl!
"So how about it, Johnny? Think you have what it takes to beat me?"
"But I just wanted to have fun tonight!"
"You're so mean! I don't know why I ever went out with you!"
"You didn't go out with me!"
"I've had enough, Johnny! Now stop hurting my feelings."
Johnny sighed. "Fine."
"Ha! I'll wipe that smirk off your face. You should never be so confident when you're dancing against a girl."
The music started. It was Vanilla Ice.
Tea started shaking her stuff. She danced her heart out, doing wild kicks and spins and jumps. At the climax of the song, she spread her arms out like a soaring eagle. Then she realized that Johnny wasn't there anymore. In fact, nobody was there. Everybody had moved to the door to greet the next guest.
The door opened, and a figure walked in. He was wearing a blue skirt, and he had a grinning jack-o-lantern on his head. Everybody began laughing rudely at this new arrival.
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT!?" screamed the pumpkin head. He took off the mask. It was MAKO! "Hello my denizens!"
"Mako!" exclaimed Yugi, and he ran up and hugged Mako. "Why did you have a pumpkin on your head?"
"I'm sorry! I thought this was a costume party! Anyway, my denizens couldn't make it, but I did bring some snacks!" Mako pulled out a carton of pizza-flavored Goldfish. He poured them into a glass bowl. Everybody began snacking on the crispy, delicious, pizza flavor.
All of a sudden, a figure jumped out of the goldfish bowl! It was SETO KAIBA! He was trying to ruin everybody's fun. He pointed at Yugi. "HAHAHA Yugi's still short!" Then he pointed at Mokuba. "HAHAHA Mokuba's an orphan!"
Little did he know, that lurking in the shadows, was the evil Marik (or Malik or whatever). Marik waited for the oppurtunity, then pounced out into the open in front of Kaiba, and KICKED HIM IN THE GROIN!!! Then Marik ran off into the shadows again before anyone could catch him.
Kaiba doubled over in pain and laughter. The pain was so intense, he passed out. Everyone knew that an oppurtunity like this only comes once in a blue moon, so they SHAVED HIS LEGS!!! Kaiba screamed like a girl and then he woke up.
"Why'd ya scream KAI-buh?!" said Joey (he got into the party disguised as a Pokemon).
"I had a bad dream," said Kaiba. "I dreamed that...that..."
"What, Kaiba?" asked Yugi.
"I dreamed that my hair didn't look like a muffin anymore!"
Everybody GASPED!! Marik fainted. Then everyone got over it.
Mai grabbed a microphone and said, "Hey everybody it's game-time!" Yugi squealed in delight and everybody laughed at him. "What game should we play first?" Mai asked the crowd.
"Twister!"
"Spin the Bottle!"
"Denizens!"
"No, you fools..." said a creepy voice in the shadows. Actually it wasn't all that creepy, it was kind of nasal. "We're going to play the great game of the pharaohs, the contests of ancient egypt that decided life and d-"
"LET'S HAVE AN UNDERWEAR CONTEST!" exclaimed Kaiba. Everyone roared in agreement!
"UN-DER-WEAR! UN-DER-WEAR!" Everyone began shouting.
"Okay!" said Mai. "An underwear contest! Who will be the judges?" Tea raised her hand. Everyone stared at her like 0_0.
"WHAT!?" screamed Tea. "This is my dream okay and I hate you all and you're all big meanies and friendship." The other judge was Mako, since everyone already knew he had denizen underwear.
"These are the rules," said Mai. "The one with the best underwear wins the match. The underwear will be judged based on: style, comfort, and rhythm. The winner gets everybody else's underwear. Are your ready? Let the contest be-"
"Hold on!" exclaimed Marik, who wasn't in the shadows anymore. "Let's raise the stakes a bit, shall we? The losers forfeit any egyptian god cards or millenium items they may have to the winner!"
"I think that can be arranged," said Bakura, who now seemed to have a dark chill in his voice.
"Oh, and one more thing," said Marik. "We're going to have this contest............in the SHADOW REALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everything goes all cloudy and Marik laughs as this chapter comes to a close...