Battle City Slumber Party
Chapter 3
The party room began to turn into a living hell. The happy atmosphere became dark and cloudy. The balloons turned into giant spike balls of death. The streamers turned into SCARY STREAMERS!! The bumpin' party music turned into....OLDIES!!!
"Yay! Now that the stage is set, the UNDERWEAR CONTEST CAN BEGIN!" said Tea, holding a microphone.
"That is correct!" said Mako, the co-host/judge. "Now let's get this contest underwear- I mean , way! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everybody said, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" along with Mako, cause he's such a loveable guy.
"First up," announced Mako, "is the INFAMOUS Joey Wheeler!" Nobody clapped. Nobody likes Joey. But he did have some pretty slick TIME WIZARD UNDERWEAR!! It spun around his body, screaming "TIME---MAGIC! TIME--- MAGIC!" Then Joey flipped a coin, but he called it wrong so his undies EXPLODED!!! He leapt off the stage and into the shadows.
"Next," said Tea, "we have---MAI VALENTINE!!!" Mai came out onto the dark, shadowy stage. Everybody LEAPED in surprise. "SHE'S IN HER UNDIES!" cried Kaiba in sick amusement and shock. And they were some bling-blingn' undies indeed. But if I described them in detail, this story would be rated NC-17!! Yeah, they were that good.
"Next up," yelled Mako impolitely, "it's YUGI MOUTO!!" The YU-GI-OH® theme song came on, right at the part where it's like "IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D- D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!!" And Yami was standing there heroically, wearing "BLACK" MAGICIAN underwear (well, he's really a white magician, he just tries to be black).
The fate of the world depends on us, said Yami to Yugi. But Yugi didn't respond. He was crying. YUGI! What's wrong!?
"I'm.....sorry......Yami.....I can't.......go on.........."
NO! Your body can't last this long in the Shadow Realm! You'll die of delightdration!! You'll explode and your guts will explode and your pants will explode and you'll get it on the Millennium Puzzle! So Yami set off a smoke bomb and made his great escape. Everybody VOMITED because of the gross smell.
"Now we present," said Mako, "the GENTLEMAN SETO KAIBA!!" Kaiba came onto the stage with his little techno-music thing going on. But everybody noticed something...HE WAS WEARING PLAIN WHITE UNDERWEAR!
"Boo!" Everyone said. Then Kaiba smirked and let loose with a clever and mean comment. Then he pushed a button on the undergarment and without warning... LASERS and MISSILES and BALLOONS and HELICOPTERS and COTTON CANDY launched out of his underwear! The crowd cheered loudly and Seto bounced off the stage.
"The next contestant is..." said Tea, "MARIK ISHTAR!" Oops! I did it Again began playing as Marik came out wearing EGYPTIAN GOD CARD WHITIE TIGHTIES!!!
"HAHAHAHAHA! There's no way I can lose with my knowledge of the ancient undies!" laughed a happy Marik. But little did he know, Kaiba set a trap to get back at Marik while everyone was distracted with his undies. All of a sudden a boxing glove came out of the bottom of the floor and bopped Marik RIGHT IN THE NADS! Marik's eyes got huge and he was like "OH NO!" Marik couldn't contain it anymore.
YAMI MARIK popped out, and he wasn't happy! He leapt off the stage and dashed towards Kaiba. He aimed for his target and then BAM!! He gave Kaiba a HUGE WEDGIE that looped all the way around Kaiba's head and back to the start! Kaiba screamed! But then Mokuba pulled out the WEDGIE BAZOOKA and launched a rocket at Marik. The rocket attached to the back of Marik's underwear, and then shot off towards the ceiling, creating a nice jet- fueled wedgie. The rocket stuck in the ceiling and Marik was left hanging there.
This made Gramps mad, because Gramps was Marik's best friend. Gramps used his bandana as a lasso and caught Mokuba by the seat of his undies, then yanked as hard as he could. He yanked so hard that Mokuba flew out the window. Then everything erupted into a GIGANTIC WEDGIE WAR!!
` Kaiba pulled out the WEDGIE SUB-MACHINE GUN, but Mai threw in a WEDGIE GRENADE at the last second. It exploded and created a mini black hole that only affects underwear--you can guess how that works. Kaiba and Yugi and Bakura all got sucked in by the extreme pull of the wedgie grenade.
Joey threw a WEDGIE PUNCH at Tea but he missed and Tea countered with the DEADLY WEDGIE INDIAN DANCE. She caught the tip of her shoe on Joey's underwear and began to dance around like a fairy. With each pass, the magnitude of the wedgie increased. Joey couldn't take it anymore, and he passed out like a little girl again.
All of this utter chaos ensued until finally Marik was like, "Hey guys stop." Everyone stopped. "AHAHAHA!" Marik said. "Now witness the almighty power of.........THE EGYPTIAN GOD WEDGIE!!!" Creepy music began playing.
"NO!" Yami said. "Creepy music scares me!" Rain fell from the sky as Marik began reciting the chant:
"Ancient wedgies
hear my cry
send their undies
to the sky"
Then an ENORMOUS LIGHTNING BOLT shot from the floor, grabbed Mako's undies, and shot them up into the clouds. "DDENNNNN! IIIIIIIII! ZZZZENNNNSS!!!!!" Mako cried. Then the lightning hit everybody else, and they too had their undies shot to the ceiling. Marik laughed and laughed. But then, out of the clouds, an un-wedgied figure came out. It was Yami.
"NO!" said Marik. "I thought you had a wedgie!"
"You were wrong," said Yami. "I used KURIBOH to absorb your ancient wedgie power! And now you'll pay!"
"We'll see," said Marik. "But I'm kind of tired of the word 'wedgie' for now so lets play a different game, shall we?"
"Hmph," said Yami. "I'll beat you in anything!"
"Then you won't mind playing an ancient game of the pharaohs? Say............... SPIN THE BOTTLE!?"
The world is at stake and only Yami can save it! Next time, in the BATTLE CITY SLUMBER PARTY!!!
The party room began to turn into a living hell. The happy atmosphere became dark and cloudy. The balloons turned into giant spike balls of death. The streamers turned into SCARY STREAMERS!! The bumpin' party music turned into....OLDIES!!!
"Yay! Now that the stage is set, the UNDERWEAR CONTEST CAN BEGIN!" said Tea, holding a microphone.
"That is correct!" said Mako, the co-host/judge. "Now let's get this contest underwear- I mean , way! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everybody said, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" along with Mako, cause he's such a loveable guy.
"First up," announced Mako, "is the INFAMOUS Joey Wheeler!" Nobody clapped. Nobody likes Joey. But he did have some pretty slick TIME WIZARD UNDERWEAR!! It spun around his body, screaming "TIME---MAGIC! TIME--- MAGIC!" Then Joey flipped a coin, but he called it wrong so his undies EXPLODED!!! He leapt off the stage and into the shadows.
"Next," said Tea, "we have---MAI VALENTINE!!!" Mai came out onto the dark, shadowy stage. Everybody LEAPED in surprise. "SHE'S IN HER UNDIES!" cried Kaiba in sick amusement and shock. And they were some bling-blingn' undies indeed. But if I described them in detail, this story would be rated NC-17!! Yeah, they were that good.
"Next up," yelled Mako impolitely, "it's YUGI MOUTO!!" The YU-GI-OH® theme song came on, right at the part where it's like "IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D- D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!!" And Yami was standing there heroically, wearing "BLACK" MAGICIAN underwear (well, he's really a white magician, he just tries to be black).
The fate of the world depends on us, said Yami to Yugi. But Yugi didn't respond. He was crying. YUGI! What's wrong!?
"I'm.....sorry......Yami.....I can't.......go on.........."
NO! Your body can't last this long in the Shadow Realm! You'll die of delightdration!! You'll explode and your guts will explode and your pants will explode and you'll get it on the Millennium Puzzle! So Yami set off a smoke bomb and made his great escape. Everybody VOMITED because of the gross smell.
"Now we present," said Mako, "the GENTLEMAN SETO KAIBA!!" Kaiba came onto the stage with his little techno-music thing going on. But everybody noticed something...HE WAS WEARING PLAIN WHITE UNDERWEAR!
"Boo!" Everyone said. Then Kaiba smirked and let loose with a clever and mean comment. Then he pushed a button on the undergarment and without warning... LASERS and MISSILES and BALLOONS and HELICOPTERS and COTTON CANDY launched out of his underwear! The crowd cheered loudly and Seto bounced off the stage.
"The next contestant is..." said Tea, "MARIK ISHTAR!" Oops! I did it Again began playing as Marik came out wearing EGYPTIAN GOD CARD WHITIE TIGHTIES!!!
"HAHAHAHAHA! There's no way I can lose with my knowledge of the ancient undies!" laughed a happy Marik. But little did he know, Kaiba set a trap to get back at Marik while everyone was distracted with his undies. All of a sudden a boxing glove came out of the bottom of the floor and bopped Marik RIGHT IN THE NADS! Marik's eyes got huge and he was like "OH NO!" Marik couldn't contain it anymore.
YAMI MARIK popped out, and he wasn't happy! He leapt off the stage and dashed towards Kaiba. He aimed for his target and then BAM!! He gave Kaiba a HUGE WEDGIE that looped all the way around Kaiba's head and back to the start! Kaiba screamed! But then Mokuba pulled out the WEDGIE BAZOOKA and launched a rocket at Marik. The rocket attached to the back of Marik's underwear, and then shot off towards the ceiling, creating a nice jet- fueled wedgie. The rocket stuck in the ceiling and Marik was left hanging there.
This made Gramps mad, because Gramps was Marik's best friend. Gramps used his bandana as a lasso and caught Mokuba by the seat of his undies, then yanked as hard as he could. He yanked so hard that Mokuba flew out the window. Then everything erupted into a GIGANTIC WEDGIE WAR!!
` Kaiba pulled out the WEDGIE SUB-MACHINE GUN, but Mai threw in a WEDGIE GRENADE at the last second. It exploded and created a mini black hole that only affects underwear--you can guess how that works. Kaiba and Yugi and Bakura all got sucked in by the extreme pull of the wedgie grenade.
Joey threw a WEDGIE PUNCH at Tea but he missed and Tea countered with the DEADLY WEDGIE INDIAN DANCE. She caught the tip of her shoe on Joey's underwear and began to dance around like a fairy. With each pass, the magnitude of the wedgie increased. Joey couldn't take it anymore, and he passed out like a little girl again.
All of this utter chaos ensued until finally Marik was like, "Hey guys stop." Everyone stopped. "AHAHAHA!" Marik said. "Now witness the almighty power of.........THE EGYPTIAN GOD WEDGIE!!!" Creepy music began playing.
"NO!" Yami said. "Creepy music scares me!" Rain fell from the sky as Marik began reciting the chant:
"Ancient wedgies
hear my cry
send their undies
to the sky"
Then an ENORMOUS LIGHTNING BOLT shot from the floor, grabbed Mako's undies, and shot them up into the clouds. "DDENNNNN! IIIIIIIII! ZZZZENNNNSS!!!!!" Mako cried. Then the lightning hit everybody else, and they too had their undies shot to the ceiling. Marik laughed and laughed. But then, out of the clouds, an un-wedgied figure came out. It was Yami.
"NO!" said Marik. "I thought you had a wedgie!"
"You were wrong," said Yami. "I used KURIBOH to absorb your ancient wedgie power! And now you'll pay!"
"We'll see," said Marik. "But I'm kind of tired of the word 'wedgie' for now so lets play a different game, shall we?"
"Hmph," said Yami. "I'll beat you in anything!"
"Then you won't mind playing an ancient game of the pharaohs? Say............... SPIN THE BOTTLE!?"
The world is at stake and only Yami can save it! Next time, in the BATTLE CITY SLUMBER PARTY!!!