Battle City Slumber Party
Chapter 4
Everybody gathered 'round in a circle around a bottle of Smirnoff® Vanilla Twist Vodka®©®. Duke spoke up, "This won't be your average game of spin the bottle guys!" He reached into his pants and pulled out two dice.
"These are novelty dice that I bought at Party City before I got here. On this die, there are words such as 'lick', 'kiss', and 'touch'. And on this other die, there are names of body parts like 'toes', 'bellybutton', and 'booty'. The person spinning the bottle must roll these dice as he spins, and then do what they say. HAHAHAHA!"
Everybody was SPOOKED! What if they had to do something really GROSS!? "Now," said Duke, "I'll spin the bottle!" He spun the bottle and then rolled the dice! The first die landed on.................... play with! The bottle stopped on..............MARIK! The second die landed on.............TONGUE!
"OH IT'S SO GROSS!" Everybody said. Duke hopped over to Marik. He grabbed a hold of Marik's tongue and rolled it like it was dice!
"AH YEAH THIS IS SO COOL!" said Duke excitedly. Then he accidentally rolled Marik's tongue right down his (Marik's) throat and made him REGURGITATE PIZZA-FLAVORED GOLDFISH!! EW!!!!
Next up, it was Bakura's turn! Bakura laughed evily, then spun and rolled! The first die was GRAB! The bottle came to a stop on STRINGS! The second die landed on HAIR! Everybody laughed at Bakura. How could he grab Strings's HAIR? Strings was BALD!
But he tried the best he could. He dashed over to Strings and grabbed his scalp! Strings clenched his teeth really hard, but he's a mute, so he couldn't really scream. It looked really silly. It looked like Strings was constipated or something!
The next person to spin was Tea! The first die landed on TASTE! The second die landed on LIPS! Everybody crossed their fingers, ready to get a PIECE OF TEA! The bottle slowed down, and then landed on.....................MAI!!!
Everybody was like, "UH-OH!" at Tea. Then Tea jumped over to Mai and TASTED HER LIPS FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES! She savored the exquisite texture and flavor.
Mai looked stunned. Then she was all, "I'm... going... to... wash... up." She ran quickly into the bathroom.
Then Tea was like, "I think I'm going to wash up too." And then she ran into the bathroom.
Now it was Yugi's turn. "You have to trust in the heart of the bottle, Yugi!" said Yami. Yugi spun and rolled. The first die landed on MASSAGE! The second landed on BOOTY! And then, as everybody looked on in amazement, the bottle landed smack dab on Yami!
"GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS!!" Everybody yelled in delight. This, I mean, Then, I mean--EWW!! IT'S JUST TOO SICK TO WRITE ABOUT, OKAY!? You can just imagine what happened next if that's your kind of thing.
Kaiba was the next contestant. The first die landed on LICK! The bottle stopped on PEGASUS! The second die landed on LEFT EYE! Kaiba GASPED in shock and curiosity!
"C'mon, Kaiba-boy!" Pegasus said.
"GAK!" said Kaiba. He walked over to Pegasus. Pegasus lifted the patch and revealed the HIDEOUS OOGLY GOOGLY EYE! Kaiba briefly licked the eye and then barfed. He ran into the nearest barthroom as quickly as possible, opened the door and then BAM! Mai and Tea making out right on the counter!
Kaiba was like, "WOAH COVER YOUR EYES MOKEY!" Everything erupted into CHAOS UNLEASHED (always wanted to say that)!!! Everybody screamed and ran around and did the wild thing upside-down!
Then Bakura was like, "Alright that's enough guys." Everybody stopped cold at the dark chill in Bakura's voice. "Now we're going to play a little hobby of mine! We're going to go through a haunted house in the Shadow Realm, And the one who get's scared the most...DIES!" He lit a flashlight under his face so that it looked really SPOOKY and then he laughed like "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Who's going to die in Bakura's EVIL HAUNTED HOUSE!? Will it be a loveable character like ODION? Or will it be someone nobody likes like TEA? There's only one way to find out! Oh yeah and review my story please.
Everybody gathered 'round in a circle around a bottle of Smirnoff® Vanilla Twist Vodka®©®. Duke spoke up, "This won't be your average game of spin the bottle guys!" He reached into his pants and pulled out two dice.
"These are novelty dice that I bought at Party City before I got here. On this die, there are words such as 'lick', 'kiss', and 'touch'. And on this other die, there are names of body parts like 'toes', 'bellybutton', and 'booty'. The person spinning the bottle must roll these dice as he spins, and then do what they say. HAHAHAHA!"
Everybody was SPOOKED! What if they had to do something really GROSS!? "Now," said Duke, "I'll spin the bottle!" He spun the bottle and then rolled the dice! The first die landed on.................... play with! The bottle stopped on..............MARIK! The second die landed on.............TONGUE!
"OH IT'S SO GROSS!" Everybody said. Duke hopped over to Marik. He grabbed a hold of Marik's tongue and rolled it like it was dice!
"AH YEAH THIS IS SO COOL!" said Duke excitedly. Then he accidentally rolled Marik's tongue right down his (Marik's) throat and made him REGURGITATE PIZZA-FLAVORED GOLDFISH!! EW!!!!
Next up, it was Bakura's turn! Bakura laughed evily, then spun and rolled! The first die was GRAB! The bottle came to a stop on STRINGS! The second die landed on HAIR! Everybody laughed at Bakura. How could he grab Strings's HAIR? Strings was BALD!
But he tried the best he could. He dashed over to Strings and grabbed his scalp! Strings clenched his teeth really hard, but he's a mute, so he couldn't really scream. It looked really silly. It looked like Strings was constipated or something!
The next person to spin was Tea! The first die landed on TASTE! The second die landed on LIPS! Everybody crossed their fingers, ready to get a PIECE OF TEA! The bottle slowed down, and then landed on.....................MAI!!!
Everybody was like, "UH-OH!" at Tea. Then Tea jumped over to Mai and TASTED HER LIPS FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES! She savored the exquisite texture and flavor.
Mai looked stunned. Then she was all, "I'm... going... to... wash... up." She ran quickly into the bathroom.
Then Tea was like, "I think I'm going to wash up too." And then she ran into the bathroom.
Now it was Yugi's turn. "You have to trust in the heart of the bottle, Yugi!" said Yami. Yugi spun and rolled. The first die landed on MASSAGE! The second landed on BOOTY! And then, as everybody looked on in amazement, the bottle landed smack dab on Yami!
"GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS!!" Everybody yelled in delight. This, I mean, Then, I mean--EWW!! IT'S JUST TOO SICK TO WRITE ABOUT, OKAY!? You can just imagine what happened next if that's your kind of thing.
Kaiba was the next contestant. The first die landed on LICK! The bottle stopped on PEGASUS! The second die landed on LEFT EYE! Kaiba GASPED in shock and curiosity!
"C'mon, Kaiba-boy!" Pegasus said.
"GAK!" said Kaiba. He walked over to Pegasus. Pegasus lifted the patch and revealed the HIDEOUS OOGLY GOOGLY EYE! Kaiba briefly licked the eye and then barfed. He ran into the nearest barthroom as quickly as possible, opened the door and then BAM! Mai and Tea making out right on the counter!
Kaiba was like, "WOAH COVER YOUR EYES MOKEY!" Everything erupted into CHAOS UNLEASHED (always wanted to say that)!!! Everybody screamed and ran around and did the wild thing upside-down!
Then Bakura was like, "Alright that's enough guys." Everybody stopped cold at the dark chill in Bakura's voice. "Now we're going to play a little hobby of mine! We're going to go through a haunted house in the Shadow Realm, And the one who get's scared the most...DIES!" He lit a flashlight under his face so that it looked really SPOOKY and then he laughed like "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Who's going to die in Bakura's EVIL HAUNTED HOUSE!? Will it be a loveable character like ODION? Or will it be someone nobody likes like TEA? There's only one way to find out! Oh yeah and review my story please.