Battle City Slumber Party
Chapter 5
A dark, creepy castle appeared in the vast abyss of the Shadow Realm. Yami Bakura was all, "HAHAHA! You'll CRAP YOUR PANTS when you see my GHOULS and DEMONS!"
Tea started crying and hugged Mai for support. Then SERENITY jumped in! She started competing with Tea for Mai's affection. She was like, "Forget Tea she's stupid."
Mai said, "OK."
Then Serenity looked back at Tea and said, "Hahaha stick to your poopy dancing."
Then Tea got an idea. She said, "Hey, how bout you and me and Mai all go through the spook house together and the one that gets scared the most loses!"
Serenity said, "Um...no, you're probably just going to take advantage of Mai in the dark." So they decided that all three of them would go into the haunted house chained together.
Bakura led the three of them up the cold brick steps into the castle. The door creaked open and Bakura walked in, followed closely by Mai, Serenity, and Tea. The door shut behind them, making the room pitch-black.
Then a GOBLIN leaped from the ceiling, right onto Mai's FACE! Mai screamed like a girl as the evil goblin bounced around madly! It was like "EEEE!" Then Tea whipped out her shotgun and blasted the goblin right off Mai's face.
But, as the smoke cleared, Tea realized that she had shot off more than just the goblin...SHE SHOT OFF MAI'S HEAD!! No, just playing, but they did realize that one strap of Mai's suit was gone.
Then Bakura said, "HAHAHA! In this game, whenever you are frightened, you lose a bit of clothing. Think of it as strip-poker haunted house style!"
Mai and Serenity were like "OH NO!" but Tea was like "OH YEAH COOL!!" because she's a perv.
"Now that you know the rules," Bakura said, "I'll leave you three to get out of this haunted house. I trust you can handle yourselves. HAHAHAHA!" Then in a big POOF Bakura disappeared!
Tea was like, "Hey guys if we're all a team and we trust in friendship and we love each other and friendship and trust, we'll get out of this place alive!"
Serenity barfed.
Anyway, the three of them walked down the entrance hall and to a door at the end. Tea slowly opened it and then "BOO!!!" A pumpkin man leaped at the group! Tea's pants turned into shorts! Mai's shoes disappeared! But nothing happened to Serenity. This is because she had used quick wits to avoid her clothes disappearing.
"My clothes can't disappear," she said, "because I took them all off!"
Mai and Tea looked back, and Serenity was naked, and they were like "EWWW! GROSS SERENITY YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR TEETH!" Serenity checked her teeth. She felt something there. It was the MILLENIUM ROD! She pulled it out and controlled the pumpkin man's mind.
She made the pumpkin man take off his mask to reveal...MAKO! "I should've known!" said Mai. "But why did you do this, Mako?"
Mako was like, "It's part of the game guys! We all dressed up as monsters and hid somewhere in here!"
"Oh, okay!" said Tea. "So it's kinda like Twister!"
"No."
"OK."
"Who's talking?"
"I don't know."
So the brave group of Mai, Tea, Mako, and Naked Serenity made their way to the next door. Mako trembled as his hand came closer to the doorknob. "Just think about denizens, just think about denizens," he said to himself.
He opened the door, and A GIGANTIC SPIDER leaped at the group! Mako's SANDALS disappeared into the shadow realm! Mai's TOP flew off, once again revealing those dastardly undies! Tea's PANTS disappeared! Serenity was UNAFFECTED!
The spider grabbed Mako and hung him upside-down from the ceiling on a web! Unfortunately, Mako's outfit was not made for hanging upside-down in. His skirt fell over his face so he could no longer see.
Serenity laughed at him and said, "HAHAHA! Your undies are showing, Mako!"
Mako wriggled around in the web but couldn't get anywhere. He was too high up for them to reach. The spider was all, "If you want your friend back you have to guess who I am, okay?"
"We'll play your GAME!" said Mai.
"OK, but if you guys lose, you have to eat an EYEBALL! Now, I'll give you some hints:
Height: Average
Weight: Average
Age: Average
Hobbies: Duel Monsters"
Can YOU guess who with the clues you got? Give it a shot!
"Okay guys," said Tea to the others, "We gotta put aside our differences and figure this out togeth-" BAM! A WATER BALLOON full of pizza sauce collided with Tea's head, getting the chunky mixture ALL OVER her face!!!
Serenity barfed in amusement and Mai gasped for breath as the two looked at Tea's face! It looked like a MAD CLOWN had doodled on it with pizza-sauce colored paint! But then everyone settled down and went back to the guessing game.
"Anyway," Serenity said, "I think the man in the spider outfit is.......GRAMPS!"
"OH NO!" said Gramps as he pulled off the spider outfit. "How did you know!?"
"Ha!" said Mai. "You gave it away in the clues!"
Gramps climbed up the web and got Mako down, and the five of them moved on to the next door. Serenity slowly moved her hand on the knob and...Tea kicked Gramps in the FACE and out of the haunted house for pretty clear reasons.
Serenity took a deep breath and swung the door wide open to reveal.....EVERYBODY CHANGING INTO SCARY SUITS!!! Every single person, including Mai, Tea, Serenity, and Mako, leaped in extreme fright--AND EVERYBODY'S CLOTHES VANISHED!!! Except Serenity's.
Everybody in a small room together, all butt-naked. What will happen next? Only one way to find out-- flood Shampoo Fever's mailbox with like 50 reviews so that he has motivation to write more.
A dark, creepy castle appeared in the vast abyss of the Shadow Realm. Yami Bakura was all, "HAHAHA! You'll CRAP YOUR PANTS when you see my GHOULS and DEMONS!"
Tea started crying and hugged Mai for support. Then SERENITY jumped in! She started competing with Tea for Mai's affection. She was like, "Forget Tea she's stupid."
Mai said, "OK."
Then Serenity looked back at Tea and said, "Hahaha stick to your poopy dancing."
Then Tea got an idea. She said, "Hey, how bout you and me and Mai all go through the spook house together and the one that gets scared the most loses!"
Serenity said, "Um...no, you're probably just going to take advantage of Mai in the dark." So they decided that all three of them would go into the haunted house chained together.
Bakura led the three of them up the cold brick steps into the castle. The door creaked open and Bakura walked in, followed closely by Mai, Serenity, and Tea. The door shut behind them, making the room pitch-black.
Then a GOBLIN leaped from the ceiling, right onto Mai's FACE! Mai screamed like a girl as the evil goblin bounced around madly! It was like "EEEE!" Then Tea whipped out her shotgun and blasted the goblin right off Mai's face.
But, as the smoke cleared, Tea realized that she had shot off more than just the goblin...SHE SHOT OFF MAI'S HEAD!! No, just playing, but they did realize that one strap of Mai's suit was gone.
Then Bakura said, "HAHAHA! In this game, whenever you are frightened, you lose a bit of clothing. Think of it as strip-poker haunted house style!"
Mai and Serenity were like "OH NO!" but Tea was like "OH YEAH COOL!!" because she's a perv.
"Now that you know the rules," Bakura said, "I'll leave you three to get out of this haunted house. I trust you can handle yourselves. HAHAHAHA!" Then in a big POOF Bakura disappeared!
Tea was like, "Hey guys if we're all a team and we trust in friendship and we love each other and friendship and trust, we'll get out of this place alive!"
Serenity barfed.
Anyway, the three of them walked down the entrance hall and to a door at the end. Tea slowly opened it and then "BOO!!!" A pumpkin man leaped at the group! Tea's pants turned into shorts! Mai's shoes disappeared! But nothing happened to Serenity. This is because she had used quick wits to avoid her clothes disappearing.
"My clothes can't disappear," she said, "because I took them all off!"
Mai and Tea looked back, and Serenity was naked, and they were like "EWWW! GROSS SERENITY YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR TEETH!" Serenity checked her teeth. She felt something there. It was the MILLENIUM ROD! She pulled it out and controlled the pumpkin man's mind.
She made the pumpkin man take off his mask to reveal...MAKO! "I should've known!" said Mai. "But why did you do this, Mako?"
Mako was like, "It's part of the game guys! We all dressed up as monsters and hid somewhere in here!"
"Oh, okay!" said Tea. "So it's kinda like Twister!"
"No."
"OK."
"Who's talking?"
"I don't know."
So the brave group of Mai, Tea, Mako, and Naked Serenity made their way to the next door. Mako trembled as his hand came closer to the doorknob. "Just think about denizens, just think about denizens," he said to himself.
He opened the door, and A GIGANTIC SPIDER leaped at the group! Mako's SANDALS disappeared into the shadow realm! Mai's TOP flew off, once again revealing those dastardly undies! Tea's PANTS disappeared! Serenity was UNAFFECTED!
The spider grabbed Mako and hung him upside-down from the ceiling on a web! Unfortunately, Mako's outfit was not made for hanging upside-down in. His skirt fell over his face so he could no longer see.
Serenity laughed at him and said, "HAHAHA! Your undies are showing, Mako!"
Mako wriggled around in the web but couldn't get anywhere. He was too high up for them to reach. The spider was all, "If you want your friend back you have to guess who I am, okay?"
"We'll play your GAME!" said Mai.
"OK, but if you guys lose, you have to eat an EYEBALL! Now, I'll give you some hints:
Height: Average
Weight: Average
Age: Average
Hobbies: Duel Monsters"
Can YOU guess who with the clues you got? Give it a shot!
"Okay guys," said Tea to the others, "We gotta put aside our differences and figure this out togeth-" BAM! A WATER BALLOON full of pizza sauce collided with Tea's head, getting the chunky mixture ALL OVER her face!!!
Serenity barfed in amusement and Mai gasped for breath as the two looked at Tea's face! It looked like a MAD CLOWN had doodled on it with pizza-sauce colored paint! But then everyone settled down and went back to the guessing game.
"Anyway," Serenity said, "I think the man in the spider outfit is.......GRAMPS!"
"OH NO!" said Gramps as he pulled off the spider outfit. "How did you know!?"
"Ha!" said Mai. "You gave it away in the clues!"
Gramps climbed up the web and got Mako down, and the five of them moved on to the next door. Serenity slowly moved her hand on the knob and...Tea kicked Gramps in the FACE and out of the haunted house for pretty clear reasons.
Serenity took a deep breath and swung the door wide open to reveal.....EVERYBODY CHANGING INTO SCARY SUITS!!! Every single person, including Mai, Tea, Serenity, and Mako, leaped in extreme fright--AND EVERYBODY'S CLOTHES VANISHED!!! Except Serenity's.
Everybody in a small room together, all butt-naked. What will happen next? Only one way to find out-- flood Shampoo Fever's mailbox with like 50 reviews so that he has motivation to write more.