The Weakest Link

Fight: One of these seven indivials will leave here today with up to 75 thousand dollars. Let's meet the contestants.

Lacienga: Lacienga Bulavardez, 14.

Jimmy: Jimmy Neutron, 10.

Dexter: Dexter, boy genius.

Jenny: Jenny Wakeman, 5 biologically 14 physically.

Remy: Remy Buxaplenty, 10.

Ed: Govetrulmabuub destroyer of universes!

Fight: Yeahhhhhhhh.... Well anyway these 6 contestants don't know each other, but they will have to work together to reach the 12500 dollar target. The easiest way to do this is to create a chain of six correct answers. Let's play the Weakest Link! LaCienega what is the capital of West Virginia?

LaCienega: Delaware!

Fight: No Charleston. Jimmy what country singer has written such hits as "I Love This Bar" and "How Do You Like Me Now?"

Jimmy: Toby Keith!

Fight: Correct. Dexter, in mathematics, what is 36 squared?

Dexter: 6.

Fight: Correct. Jenny what former actor and current governor is famous for saying "I'll be back"?

Jenny: Arnold Schwarzengger!

Fight: Correct. Remy, according to poll results, what is the most popular pizza topping?

Remy Pepperoni!

Fight: Correct. Ed, who sings the hit song "Travilin' Soldier"?

Ed: The Gatorade is in the freezer Sarah!

Fight: No. LaCienega, who wrote the national anthem?

LaCienega: Francis Scott Key.

Fight: Correct. Jimmy who does Mark Callaway play on WWE Smackdown?

Jimmy: The Undertaker.

Fight: Correct. In that round, you banked nothin'. That nothing will go to the round but someone won't. Who is the dead lightbulb in this department store?

Announcer: Jimmy is the strongest link in this round. The weakest link is Ed.

LaCienega: Ed.

Jimmy: Dexter.

Dexter: Ed.

Jenny: LaCienega.

Remy: Dexter.

Ed: I want bacon!

Fight: Uh yeah LaCienega why did you pick Ed?

Ed: He's an idiot. Plus he cost us 12,500 dollars!

Fight: Jimmy, why did you pick Dexter?

Jimmy: I just want to eliminate the only competition, Dexter.

Fight: Well we have a tie and that means the strongest link has to cast the deciding vote. In that last round the strongest link was Jimmy. Jimmy, do you pick Dexter or Ed?

Jimmy: I'm going to keep my original choice.

Fight: Dexter, you're the weakest link.

Dexter takes the walk of shame.

Dexter: That idiot! He should have put out Ed, not Dexter, boy genius.