Chapter 2; A fascinating Discovery, By Joe it wasn't a dream!!!

(A/n: Okay people, being that 20 reviews for the first Chappie must be SO hard for you (it must be hard writing the chapter which are around 10 pages in time new roman 13 font AND reviewing for it.. Huh I don't ask for much really!!! Lol!!!!). I'm throwing in this short Chappie, it's not gonna be THAT SHORT, but it ain't exactly gonna be long, so anywho... I need to ask you people something, if fanfic writers owned Inu Yasha, why the hell would people sit on their ass and waste time writing stories? Wouldn't their time be MUCH better spent planning the next death of Kikyo????? **holds up picket sign** "DOWN WITH KIKYO UP WITH, (Uhhh...) SESSHOUMARU!!!!!! WOOOOOHOOO!!!! SESHHY SESSHY!!! I LOVE SESSHY!!!!" and the Reviewer Sesshoumaru, are you a boy or a girl, if boy... You have good taste, if girl, I LOVE SESSHIE'S TAIL!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!!!!!! LOL! LOVE YOU SESSHY!!! ~Hime-chan)

Kagome ran next to the stream, looking at the now setting sun, "Crap, tonight's the full moon! I'm gonna turn..." **Poof** "Human.." Kagome looked down into the waters seeing her eyes turn a honey brown and ears disappear into human ears.

"NAG NAG NAG!!!! Kami! She's SOOOO whiny!!!!!" A distraught Sesshoumaru walked over on the other side of the stream... Sesshoumaru snapped his head up looking at Kagome, Kagome looked at him.

Kagome tilted her head.

Silence.

Sesshoumaru tilts his head.

More Silence...

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Even more silence..

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Eerie silence...

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More eerie silence...

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Silence beyond all silence possible.

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Sesshoumaru raises eyebrow, "Eh."

Kagome does same, "Eh."

"You're human,"

"You're demon."

Death Glares... Convenient wind...

Sesshoumaru blinks....

"I win!" Kagome laughed.

"NO FAIR!!! REDO!!!!!" Sesshoumaru growled.

"SESSSSSSSSSHOOOOOOOOOUUUUMARUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!" Rin ran out from a bush,

"AHHHHHHHHH!!! GOTTA GOO!!!!! Until next time...." Sesshoumaru ran passed Kagome with a **whoosh!!!** Rin chased after him.

"Hmmm.... Okay..." Kagome blinked climbing up in a nearby tree.

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Inu Yasha sat there pondering at what just happened, "Ok, last night me and Kagome meet, I fall asleep, have fabulous dream about Kagome, Kagome finds me today, saying stuff about last night, hmm.." Then it hit him like a ton of bricks. Well actually a ton of bricks landed on him.

An old woman pokes her head out from her cave, "Honey be careful, someone can be down there!!!" she scolds her husband,

"Calm down, no ones down there..." the husband sighed looking down to see Inu Yasha's hand twitching, "Whoops. SORRY!!" the couple walked back into cave.

Inu Yasha twitched slowly getting up, "It's Bacon!!!!!" Inu Yasha said falling over swirly eyed. "Ow.." He rubbed his neck to find something burning, "Nani?" he rubbed his neck. He walked over to the stream from before, looking in it to see a fang mark on his neck... Inu Yasha blinked... Where did I get this, he closed his eyes...

*Kagome's kisses dropped from his lips, to his chin, then down to his neck, she ran her fang gently over his collarbone leaving a mark, unnoticed.* ~Hime-Chan

Inu Yasha looked around; "Where the hell did that voice come from???" he eyed the bush next to him suspiciously. Bush sweat drops. (A/n: "Wait a minute I'm the author he won't find me!!!") Inu Yasha grabs Hime-Chan by the collar, "Really?" he sneered. **POOF** Hime turns into rabid chipmunk, "AHHHH!!! KILLER CHIPMUNK!!!!" Hime (chipmunk) leads army of Killer Mafia Chipmunks to attack Inu Yasha,

"CHARGE!!!!" Hime pointed, Chipmunks pull machine guns outta their leather jackets; incredibly fat chipmunk comes out flipping a coin,

"Get um boys." The Godfather Chipmunk ordered,

"EEEP!" Inu Yasha ran like the devil.

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Kagome snuggled into her 'makeshift' nest sleeping quietly... Two red eyes watched her intensely... She stirred in her sleep opening her eyes; "EEEP!!!!" a shadow grabbed her.

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Inu Yasha ran through the woods outta sight of the KMC... (Killer mafia chipmunks) and sighed sniffing the air, ~Kagome, it wasn't a dream? So you really care.? How, why? ~ He looked around stopping a bit. He sniffed catching Kagome's scent, and nest, it held something different about it, it smelled like... Fear... ~Something's happened to Kagome???? ~ His thoughts drifted back to what happened earlier. He shook his head.

Inu Yasha chased after Kagome, ~It wasn't supposed to make her cry, oh gees Kagome... I didn't mean it. COME BACK!!!~ The wind blew fast lifting Inu Yasha's hair from his shoulders, there was, the fang mark on his neck...

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Sango walked around the forest, looking at the white waterfall. ~Hmm... I wonder where Kagome went? I wonder if she's having a problem with Inu Yasha?~ she heard a splash behind her, and speaking of behinds. **WA- SMACK!!!!!** "HENTAI!!!!" Sango growled.

"Hey Pussy cat..." Miroku gave Sango a purr and toothy grin. **WA- SMACK!!!!** "Owww... Okay, I get it, don't call you pussy cat... Can't I call you anything though?!"

"No."

"You're no fun."

"Hmph."

"Come on snuggle bunny."

"I'm not your snuggle bunny."

"Okay, sweet cheeks."

"Call me that, and I'll neuter you the BAD way."

"Come on sugar pie!!!"

"MIROKU!!!!!"

"Come on Pumpkin tits!!"

"WHAATTT????" **Wa-smack!!!**

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Miroku fell off the waterfalls edge. Taijia walked outwards of the forest seeing Sango,

"So daughter where's my future son-in-law?" he smiled, Sango looked down at the waterfalls edge,

"He's feeding the fishes...." Sango smirked to herself.

"Oh okay."

"Ja ne, daddy!"

"By Kitty cat!"

"WHAT??????!!!" **wa-smack**

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!" Taijia fell off the waterfalls edge. He met Miroku halfway, "I thought you were feeding the fishes?"

"I will be soon..."

"Ohh. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Kagome woke in a cavern; it burned brightly a vibrant green while a dark cloaked figure placed ingredients in a caldron. The figure was short. "Hmm... We haven't had HUMAN in a while.... Honey-Dearest will be pleased...." The figure uncloaked itself to show.... JAKEN???? In a pink maid's outfit with eye shadow and lipstick on.... "Well, seems your waking up," Jaken walked over (all girly like) "A little scrawny, but you'll do..." He pinched Kagome's cheek.

"I was kidnapped, by that?? Oh Kami..." Kagome banged the back of her head against the stone wall...

"HONEY I'M HOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Kikyo walked into the cave in a business suit, she took off her hat and Jacket putting it on the make-shift coat rack.

*********************I love Lucy laughing moment********************

"Hi Ki-Ki-poo!!" Jaken ran over and gave Kikyo a long love filled kiss.

********************I love Lucy, 'Awww' moment*********************

"Uhhhhhhhhh..." Kagome said along with the prolonged 'Awww'

"So sugar tits, human for dinner??" Kikyo smiled lovingly at Jaken,

"MOMMY!!!!" "DADDY!!!!" a little boy toad demon with short black hair in a 'Jaken' outfit (A/n: He's been transposed as having his own classification of clothing.) came out, along with a little girl toad demon with long black hair and a miko outfit.

"They bred??? Dear god..." Kagome gagged.

"Oh honey," Jaken whispered in Kikyo's ear,

"You're PREGNANT!!!! Oh honey that's great!!!" Kikyo kissed Jaken fully on the lips, Jaken blushed.

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph PEOPLE!!!!!" Kagome gasped closing her eyes as tight as she could.

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Inu Yasha walked into the cave seeing Kikyo, Jaken, two hideous kids, and Kagome in the back screaming something like 'It burns' over and over. He looked at Kikyo then Kagome,

"INU YASHA!!!" Kagome gasped,

"Inu Yasha..." Kikyo growled,

"Inu Yasha????" Jaken teared up, "You're cheating on me??? I didn't know you were gay!!!!"

"SPONGEBOB!!!" the two kids laughed.

Inu Yasha looked at Kikyo then Kagome. Kikyo. Kagome. Kikyo. Kagome. Kikyo. Kagome. Jaken. **Shudder** "You." Inu Yasha started looking at Kagome and Kikyo again.

"Say it and you're dead....... Slow and Painful.." Kagome growled.

"Right, Let's go." Inu Yasha grabbed Kagome running out.

"MOMMY THEIR GOES DINNER!!!!" The little Jaken whined,

"YOU HUSSY!!!" Jaken smacked Kikyo and ran off into his room crying,

"BUT HONEY!!!!!!!" Kikyo ran back after him...

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Inu Yasha's clan sat in the darkness of their cave waiting, "Where's Inu Yasha, Breakfast was 9 hours ago...."

"BE PATIENT!!!" Inu Yasha's mom snapped at him, Inu Yasha's dad Flinched,

"Yes, dear...."

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Inu Yasha and Kagome sat on the shore of the beach breathless, "That was the most terrifying thing I've ever seen..." Kagome huffed, Inu Yasha sniff her,

"You're human..." Inu Yasha touched her face looking into her eyes,

"What's wrong with you huh?!" Kagome yelled,

"Kagome..." Inu Yasha nuzzled her neck,

"Oh no you don't!!! Don't act like you care about me!!! You said so yourself, you weren't there last night.... So---" Kagome stopped as Inu Yasha leaned over brushing his lips against hers,

"Kagome, I thought... That was...." Inu Yasha looked at her blushing, "One of my BETTER dreams..."

"Your what?" Kagome eeped, her voice was squeaky and cute. He growled playfully,

"You heard me...." Inu Yasha said in a low voice. Kagome shivered,

"I must of passed, out... That's it!" Kagome shook her head, "I'm dreaming, I just know it..." Inu Yasha pinched her thigh, Kagome yelped.

"You sure?" Inu Yasha smirked.

"Then you, you're real???" Kagome poked his chest and twirked his ears, massaging the lower half. He purred leaning into it.

"As real as you want me to be..." Inu Yasha said letting his hot breath hit her neck. Then it hit him like a rock to the back of his head, well actually.. "WHO THREW THAT???????" Inu Yasha turned around growling, they're stood 7 tiger clan members.

"Well, well, well, look at that... The daughter of Fang is a Hanyou...." a cat demon said smirking. Inu Yasha looked back at Kagome, then growled low at the tiger soldier.

"Get them!" the cat demon ordered, Inu Yasha lashed out at them taking down two instantly, blood stained the once white sand, and Inu Yasha's elongated claws....

Kagome stood in her fighting stance. Facing the three other members. They lashed out at her; she jumped up flipping backwards to land in an ambush. Inu Yasha fought one of the guards before he heard a piercing scream, he turned to find cat demons ripping Kagome's dress and pounding on her. Inu Yasha's eyes flashed red, the guard choked as Inu Yasha sliced his throat open. He growled and leapt at in human speed slicing the tiger clan members in half watching blood flying in all directions.

Inu Yasha crouched down near Kagome sniffing her and licking her cheek, she whimpered a bit as he picked up her sore body, her eyes were closed in sadness and in pain, this made him growl at the tiger clan members, or at least, there disassembled body parts.. He picked her up, and found shelter in a cave up ahead.

The sun was rising, Inu Yasha watched Kagome's still body squirm slightly as the sunlight hit her thigh, the scratches that covered her body slowly disappeared leaving creamy white skin to show. Her claws extended as her chest rose back to its usual plumpness. Her human ears made their way to the top of her head shape shifting to sharp furry black triangles; one glinted with a sliver hoop. Her shoulders hardened to a well-toned shape, unnoticed her tail sprouted to a long silky black one. Her ripped dress revealed her stomach, muscles tightened to reveal more creamy softness that was hard to the touch but smooth and warm in texture, it rose and fell with each breath. Entranced by her body Inu Yasha forced his red blue pupil eyes to her face, her eyelids twitched then rose half way to watched a blue haze fill her clouded storm eyes and gave a glint of silver in them. Kagome sat up quickly slamming her forehead into Inu Yasha's rock hard chest... She blinked muttering into his chest,

"You can hurt someone with this you know!" Kagome poked him sitting back and smiling. She looked up into his face; he was looking down at her with red eyes. He gaze wasn't at her face, "Ummm... Inu Yasha... My eyes are up here..." she smiled, his gaze went from curious to lustful. Kagome blinked, Inu Yasha nudged her neck and nuzzled her, whimpering for something. To the human ears all you would hear was growls, puppy whimpers and purrs. But Kagome understood completely. She looked at him with a puppy dog's innocence and leaned into his chest, whimpering her answer. Inu Yasha held onto her thighs pulling her into his lap, she nodded to letting her legs slip to his sides, she placed her hands on his shoulders, his head was eye level with her chest. He slid his hands up her back, Kagome let go allowing Inu Yasha her body movements, her back went limp, and he held her up. He placed one of his hands on the small of her back, arching her chest to his face the other glided down the side of her cutting the dress a little, enough to move the part that covered the top of Kagome's breast, she was sensitive here. He kissed her nipple through the fabric, Kagome bit a soft moan, and she nuzzled his hair and ears. She bit gently on his ear whimpering and urging him to get it done. Inu Yasha complied with a purr, then licked at the top of her breast thoroughly, he growled gently warning her of what was coming next. He placed his fangs on her soft creamy skin pressing down quickly as not to prolong her pain, Kagome's whimpered in pain while clutching Inu Yasha's shoulders. He licked her bite in apology, reassuring her. Inu Yasha let her slump on his chest when the claims effects came. A burning sensation covered her body while her vision blurred, she passed out....

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(A/n: I said this Chappie was to be shorter but heck! I was in the mood!!! Lol. Consider this a present because things heat up when Kagome goes into heat.... **Smirks deviously** But you'll only find out if you review!!! Love Ya! Hime-Chan)