A/n: I'm BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! And now none of you can stop me...
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Chapter 5;
Watch out for that tree!!!!!!!
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Sango and Miroku returned the baby ape to it's family, thanked graciously by the leader, "JESUS CRIST!!!! I never, and I mean NEVER wanna see Ker-Jack again, he pinched my butt 4 times!!"
"Yeah, that's my job!!!!" Miroku huffed, Sango cocked an eyebrow, "WELL IT IS!!!" he puffed up, Sango shook her head. "So do you really mean it, I mean....Can we?" Miroku whispered to Sango.
"Find a place.. And I'll consider it.." Sango smiled slyly. Miroku smirked,
"I happen to have a tree fort nearby...."
"Sounds good to me..." Sango giggled. Miroku grabbed her hand running to the tree fort.
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"I'm going to win...." Taijia growled, Fang smirked,
"I'll gouge your eyes out by then...." he laughed coldly. Leiko (Taijia's wife) and Sakura (Fang's wife) sighed in unison.
"You wanna get some lunch?" Leiko looked over to Sakura,
"Coconuts good?" Sakura blinked, "That's all we have.."
"Oh..." Leiko looked at Sakura's hair, "Oh my god, it's so silky what do you use?!"
"Oh, I start with Suave Cucumber Melon Shampoo, rinse then Tressemme Moistening Shampoo, rinse, then take a little Herbal Essence Hydrating conditioner, rinse, then the Cucumber melon conditioner, then I use Pantene pro V deep replenishing conditioner, it works WONDERS for color and I leave it in for about 3 minutes, shave my legs, you know, and then rinse and blow dry while using Pantene Frizz control. Oh it SMELLS Heavenly too!" Sakura explained.
"Wow..." Leiko blinked. "Gotta try that..."
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Sango and Miroku made it to the treetop smiling mischievously at each other, Sango pulled Miroku in for a kiss while he worked on her clothes and his. "Oh Miroku..." Sango moaned,
"Sango..." He groaned back, further exciting her.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sango and Miroku pulled away hearing a loud BAM and feeling the tree shake.
"What the Fuck???" Miroku and Sango looked down to see a man in a loincloth,
"Not another.. JESUS JUST BECAUSE WE LIVE ON AN ISLAND DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN RUN AROUND STARK NAKED!!!!!!!!" Sango screamed down to the man.
"GEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOORGE!!!!!!!!" a girl with long blonde hair ran to George (of the jungle). "This is the fifth time today, you think you'd stop with the Golden Gate Bridge but nooooooooooooo! You know, I don't make you take those therapy classes for nothing, That's it!!!! I've had it, I'm leaving you and your DAMN TALKING MONKEY!!!!!!" Ursula growled, she turned around then stopped spun on her heel and grabbed Toki Toki, "Oh and I'm keeping MY HALF OF THE JUNGLE!!!!! Come on Toki!!!!" and with saying that left.
George fell to the ground. "Finally she left.." Miroku and Sango dropped down to him,
"Heard the break up, sorry dude.." Miroku sighed, "She had a nice ass- -- (death glare from Sango) Astronomical view on the earth!!!!" Miroku covered up. Sango rolled her eyes.
"You Woman!" George grunted, "I need you to date me to make Ursula jealous..." Sango smirked, (Revenge)
"Anything for you..George..." she replied wrapping her arm around George's waist. Miroku stood with his mouth wide open, "(Take that Lecher..)"
"(Oh, I'll get you later Sango...)" Miroku grinned wickedy.
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a/n: I'm possibly going to have a Miroku/Sango lemon.... but only give me reviews if you want the lemon and the next chapter... JA NE!
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Chapter 5;
Watch out for that tree!!!!!!!
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Sango and Miroku returned the baby ape to it's family, thanked graciously by the leader, "JESUS CRIST!!!! I never, and I mean NEVER wanna see Ker-Jack again, he pinched my butt 4 times!!"
"Yeah, that's my job!!!!" Miroku huffed, Sango cocked an eyebrow, "WELL IT IS!!!" he puffed up, Sango shook her head. "So do you really mean it, I mean....Can we?" Miroku whispered to Sango.
"Find a place.. And I'll consider it.." Sango smiled slyly. Miroku smirked,
"I happen to have a tree fort nearby...."
"Sounds good to me..." Sango giggled. Miroku grabbed her hand running to the tree fort.
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"I'm going to win...." Taijia growled, Fang smirked,
"I'll gouge your eyes out by then...." he laughed coldly. Leiko (Taijia's wife) and Sakura (Fang's wife) sighed in unison.
"You wanna get some lunch?" Leiko looked over to Sakura,
"Coconuts good?" Sakura blinked, "That's all we have.."
"Oh..." Leiko looked at Sakura's hair, "Oh my god, it's so silky what do you use?!"
"Oh, I start with Suave Cucumber Melon Shampoo, rinse then Tressemme Moistening Shampoo, rinse, then take a little Herbal Essence Hydrating conditioner, rinse, then the Cucumber melon conditioner, then I use Pantene pro V deep replenishing conditioner, it works WONDERS for color and I leave it in for about 3 minutes, shave my legs, you know, and then rinse and blow dry while using Pantene Frizz control. Oh it SMELLS Heavenly too!" Sakura explained.
"Wow..." Leiko blinked. "Gotta try that..."
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Sango and Miroku made it to the treetop smiling mischievously at each other, Sango pulled Miroku in for a kiss while he worked on her clothes and his. "Oh Miroku..." Sango moaned,
"Sango..." He groaned back, further exciting her.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sango and Miroku pulled away hearing a loud BAM and feeling the tree shake.
"What the Fuck???" Miroku and Sango looked down to see a man in a loincloth,
"Not another.. JESUS JUST BECAUSE WE LIVE ON AN ISLAND DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN RUN AROUND STARK NAKED!!!!!!!!" Sango screamed down to the man.
"GEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOORGE!!!!!!!!" a girl with long blonde hair ran to George (of the jungle). "This is the fifth time today, you think you'd stop with the Golden Gate Bridge but nooooooooooooo! You know, I don't make you take those therapy classes for nothing, That's it!!!! I've had it, I'm leaving you and your DAMN TALKING MONKEY!!!!!!" Ursula growled, she turned around then stopped spun on her heel and grabbed Toki Toki, "Oh and I'm keeping MY HALF OF THE JUNGLE!!!!! Come on Toki!!!!" and with saying that left.
George fell to the ground. "Finally she left.." Miroku and Sango dropped down to him,
"Heard the break up, sorry dude.." Miroku sighed, "She had a nice ass- -- (death glare from Sango) Astronomical view on the earth!!!!" Miroku covered up. Sango rolled her eyes.
"You Woman!" George grunted, "I need you to date me to make Ursula jealous..." Sango smirked, (Revenge)
"Anything for you..George..." she replied wrapping her arm around George's waist. Miroku stood with his mouth wide open, "(Take that Lecher..)"
"(Oh, I'll get you later Sango...)" Miroku grinned wickedy.
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a/n: I'm possibly going to have a Miroku/Sango lemon.... but only give me reviews if you want the lemon and the next chapter... JA NE!