"Now children," began Professor Trelawney. "I want you to look deep into the crystal ball and tell me what you see."
"Whack job…" said Bella. "Like this shit really works."
"She's already predicted Harry's death a million times," said Ron. Harry nodded.
"Yeah, she's quite obsessed with it." said Harry. Bella raised her hand.
"Yes, dear?" asked Professor Trelawney.
"I think you're a lying fraud." Said Bella. The class gasped. Parvati and Lavender scowled.
"Excuse me dear, but that was quite inappropriate. 10 points from Gryffindor." Moans. Christina raised her hand.
"Yes?" asked Professor Trelawney.
"Well, I was just wondering where you got your glasses. I'm planning on being a bug for Halloween, and they seem to take care of the whole 'My eyes are so huge I look like a complete retard!' thing."
"10 points from Slytherin!" she screamed. Her eyes were tearing. Like Snape's.
"I'm sorry, Professor, but that's what it says in my crystal ball." Christina replied. Professor Trelawney looked suspicious.
"Mr. Malfoy, is that what it says?" she asked Draco, who was sitting across from Christina, sharing the crystal ball. Christina winked at him.
"No, no," he replied. Trelawney looked deeply satisfied. "Now it says that you should really wash your panties more often, and to get your ass away from Seamus before he passes out." He smiled. Seamus mouthed 'thank you' to Draco.
"You're all little brats! All of you!" she screamed as she exited through a door off to the side of the classroom. The students cheered and began talking.
"High five!" said Christina, holding up her hand at Draco.
"What?" he looked very confused.
"Ugh, here," she grabbed his hand, outstretched his fingers, and made it slap her own.
"High five," she said, again.
"That was oddly entertaining," he told her.
"Yes, it was," she said smiling.
"Do you always have to smile?" he asked her, wincing, pretending not to enjoy it. "It makes things seem happy…"
"Yes I do," she smiled even more widely, than laughed. "You should try it more often."
"Please, Locke, I just ate." He said as he began hitting the crystal ball, trying to see if it would break. Christina had an idea. She took her gum out of her mouth. "That's disgusting, put it back where it came from…" said Draco. She just ignored him.
"Watch," she said. She took the gum in her hand, put it under the desk, and seconds later, Pansy was screaming.
"Ahh! Gum! My hair!" she shrieked running out of the room. The Gryffindors laughed and the Slytherins just rolled their eyes. Most of them at least. Draco was smiling.
"I knew you had it in you," she said. Draco realized what he was doing and stopped.
"Smiling is over rated." He said.
"Sure it is…" she said, smiling again. Across the room, Hermione was watching Harry and Bella, mumbling again.
"Whack job…" said Bella. "Like this shit really works."
"She's already predicted Harry's death a million times," said Ron. Harry nodded.
"Yeah, she's quite obsessed with it." said Harry. Bella raised her hand.
"Yes, dear?" asked Professor Trelawney.
"I think you're a lying fraud." Said Bella. The class gasped. Parvati and Lavender scowled.
"Excuse me dear, but that was quite inappropriate. 10 points from Gryffindor." Moans. Christina raised her hand.
"Yes?" asked Professor Trelawney.
"Well, I was just wondering where you got your glasses. I'm planning on being a bug for Halloween, and they seem to take care of the whole 'My eyes are so huge I look like a complete retard!' thing."
"10 points from Slytherin!" she screamed. Her eyes were tearing. Like Snape's.
"I'm sorry, Professor, but that's what it says in my crystal ball." Christina replied. Professor Trelawney looked suspicious.
"Mr. Malfoy, is that what it says?" she asked Draco, who was sitting across from Christina, sharing the crystal ball. Christina winked at him.
"No, no," he replied. Trelawney looked deeply satisfied. "Now it says that you should really wash your panties more often, and to get your ass away from Seamus before he passes out." He smiled. Seamus mouthed 'thank you' to Draco.
"You're all little brats! All of you!" she screamed as she exited through a door off to the side of the classroom. The students cheered and began talking.
"High five!" said Christina, holding up her hand at Draco.
"What?" he looked very confused.
"Ugh, here," she grabbed his hand, outstretched his fingers, and made it slap her own.
"High five," she said, again.
"That was oddly entertaining," he told her.
"Yes, it was," she said smiling.
"Do you always have to smile?" he asked her, wincing, pretending not to enjoy it. "It makes things seem happy…"
"Yes I do," she smiled even more widely, than laughed. "You should try it more often."
"Please, Locke, I just ate." He said as he began hitting the crystal ball, trying to see if it would break. Christina had an idea. She took her gum out of her mouth. "That's disgusting, put it back where it came from…" said Draco. She just ignored him.
"Watch," she said. She took the gum in her hand, put it under the desk, and seconds later, Pansy was screaming.
"Ahh! Gum! My hair!" she shrieked running out of the room. The Gryffindors laughed and the Slytherins just rolled their eyes. Most of them at least. Draco was smiling.
"I knew you had it in you," she said. Draco realized what he was doing and stopped.
"Smiling is over rated." He said.
"Sure it is…" she said, smiling again. Across the room, Hermione was watching Harry and Bella, mumbling again.