Disclaimer: I dun own it. I only own my own computer.... **Man in black MIB suit comes over and unplugs computer taking it away** NOOOOOOOO!!!!! JEES SOMEBODY RIP MY HEART OUT AND LEAVE ME HERE TO BLEED!!!! (Lol. Avril Lavigne is mine!!!!!!!! J/K)
((((((Chapter 2: Here comes the bride?((((((

Kagome sat there in silence. ~I-I can't believe it; I belong to him??!!! NO!!!!~ She got up to find herself in a short white kimono. She looked on the bed to find it bathed in white silk with a silver crane in the middle, while white rose petals dosed the floor. Kagome snorted ~Too rich for my blood~ she huffed trying to walk outside the room; a small barrier covered the door. She narrowed her eyes ~I knew it, he's just trying to cage me like before~ she growled stepping back to break through it. She ran as fast as she could, just to find, she could pass the barrier herself. Then went right through falling on the hall ground. ~That was a smart one Kagome~ she dusted herself to look around, the castle was rimmed with gold, rich portraits hung on the wall. She looked at a picture of someone named, Lady Kikyo, she blinked, standing in front of the portrait copying the pictures stance, Kikyo had her arms folded over her chest and had a smug look on her face. Kagome copied that face looking up at the picture again. "Man this chick is ugly, who'd wanna meet her, wonder if she's anywhere around here..." Kagome looked to her sides, someone cleared their throat behind her. She turned around to find a very pissed Kikyo, "You-in picture..." Kagome looked back then at Kikyo nervously laughing, she scratched the back of her head.

"Hmph. Don't get too comfortable around here Ka-go-me... I happen to have Inu Yasha wrapped around my finger..." she smirked folding her arms over her chest, (just like in the pic) Kagome looked back at the picture.

"You must do that a lot..." She sighed popping her neck, "Don't waste your time Kupiyo,"

"KIKYO!!!"

"Whatever... I'm gonna be leaving shortly anyhow..." she cracked her knuckles starting to walk off.

"Where are you going?" Inu Yasha walked into the hall,

"Uhhhh... Away...?" Kagome said back at him sarcastically, he walked over to her grabbing her arm in a firm grasp,

"Look, you can't just leave!" he whispered enough for only her to hear.

"Oh really why would that be?"

"I want you to stay here."

"Any you were my boss since...?"

"You're mine!" he gripped her arm tighter.

"LOOK BUDDY!!! I NEVER AGREED TO-"

"Well Inu Yasha, I could be a more obedient mate for you..." Kikyo cooed from behind them.

~Is she trying to get killed?!~ Kagome thought ~Better mate huh? Heh. I ain't gonna crawl all over him like you do bitch...~ Kagome smirked to herself.

"There's a ball tonight Ka-go-me, I suggest you clean up your act before Inu Yasha's father to impress him."

"Impress him??? I could-" Kagome looked at Inu Yasha growling, he gave a hopeless side.

~Man this wench is really impossible, it's enough that she's spiting image of Kikyo she has a attitude bigger than the Kingdom itself!!~ he sighed,

"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" A girl with a gigantic boomerang ran through the halls chasing a monk with black hair in a short ponytail. Sango stopped running inches away from Kagome's face. They stayed there for a minute then raised an eyebrow.

"Kagome. Meet your new servant... Sango..." Inu Yasha sighed with relief that the awkward moment was spared.

"So, you're the one that I get to boss around."

"To an extent..."

"Cool."

"Yeah, it's a living..."

"Sango...?" Miroku popped his head out from behind **WHAMM!!!** Sango brought down Miroku.

"Hey I like you..." Kagome tapped her chin smirking, while stepping on Miroku's back,

"You ain't that bad either..." Sango smirked.

"Let's go..." Kagome grabbed Sango,

"I told you, you're not leaving!!!" Inu Yasha yelled.

"I'm going to take a bath OK?!" Kagome growled.

"I said-What?" he blinked,

"I'm going to take a bath..." she looked back, "You should get those ears checked dog boy!"

"Bitch!"

"Tell me something I don't know." Kagome winked walking away, Inu Yasha titled his head to the side, ~Did she just? Never mind...~

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Kagome and Sango took their bath sharing their life stories, some how but TOTAL coincidence they got on the dreaded subject of... Men... (Kagome hates them after the whole Kouga thing...) Who'd blame her?

"So why do you hate Inu Yasha?"

"Men aren't trustworthy."

"What about Inu Yasha?"

"Are you saying Inu Yasha's a girl or something?"

"NO!"

"Well then what are you getting at?"

"Was just wondering..."

"Heh. Expect tips for Miroku or something?"

"NANI???!!"

"You heard me."

***WHAM***

"You deserved that!"

"......" *Bubbles come out from the hot springs bottom*

"KAGOME????"

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Kagome sighed ~She's going to put me on my deathbed, I just know it~ she walked into "Her" room and got dressed; she turned to brush her hair to find a very flush hanyou sitting on her vanity. **Brush drops to the ground**

**Inu Yasha's heart rate spikes**

**Kagome's fists clench**

**Inu Yasha's starts sweating**

**Kagome's eye starts twitching**

"Uhhh... Hi?" he said nervously.

Kagome smiled sweetly walking over to the bed, she picked it up clear over her head, "INU YASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"OH SHIT!!!!!" Inu Yasha screamed running out of the room, Kagome right on his heels running like the devil. (In short PJ's)

(Okay for all you nimrods, Inu Yasha was there the whole time watching Kagome get dressed, Kagome was just too caught up in her thoughts to notice him)

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Inutaisho looked at his wife smiling sweetly leaning over for a kiss, "INU YASHAAAAAA!!! GET BACK HEREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screamed running passed the room. Inutaisho blinked looking down at his wife,

"A spirited one isn't she?" he blinked again.

"I Can't WAIT!!! GRANCHILDREN!!!!!!!" she smiled sweetly grabbing her measuring tape.

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"OH YES SESSHOUMARU!!! HARDER!!! FASTER!!!!" Sesshoumaru and his mate, Rin were uhh... calling the stork....

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SESSHOUMARU HELP!!!!!!" Inu Yasha ran into the room slamming the door behind him, Sesshoumaru and Rin jumped five feet into the air covering themselves with their sheet. (Rin is 21 for all you sickos...)

"HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING MAN????!!!" Sesshoumaru yelled. A few slams and Kagome was in carrying the bed over her head.

"INU YASHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!-Uhhh." Kagome blinked seeing Sesshoumaru and Rin's uh... Predicament... "Oh my!" she blushed covering her eyes, she shut her eyes walking out of the room while dragging Inu Yasha by the hair. "SORRY!" she shut the door locking it.

Rin and Sesshoumaru sat in silence. The waited to hear what Kagome was doing to Inu Yasha outside the door.

"NO KAGOME STOP!!!!"

**Crash**

"AHHHHHH!!!!"

**Crunch**

"HELP!!!!!!!!!"

**Slam**

"NOOOO!!!!!"

**B-doosh!**

"IT HURTS KAGOME!!!!!!!!"

**Wa-smack!!**

"I'M SORRYY!!!!!"

**CRACK!! BOOOM!!!**

"........"

**Dead eerie silence**

Rin and Sesshoumaru exchanged looks of horror, "I think you're an only child now honey..." Rin squeaked.

Sesshoumaru walked out of the room to find and Inu Yasha sized crater in the floor, "I think he landed in the wine cellar..." he blinked, Rin walked out behind him.

"Oh Inu Yasha, while you're down there... Make it a Marlow to glasses on the rocks..." She smiled sweetly down at a swirly-eyed, half alive Inu Yasha.

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A/n: I was Sooo happy with my responses from the last Chappie I decided to give this one to you early! Hope you like!!! And I hope you have as many reviews as last time, the more reviews the faster I'll want to type the next chapter!!!! Oh and to clear up some further questions, the reason that Kagome was able to defeat so many soldiers was because ¾ or more of them were humans and we ALL know what adrenalin does to you, and why they were after Kagome will be explained in further chapters... So READ AND REVIEW!!!!!!!!