Disclaimer: I unfortunately still don't own .hack... but I do own me. And
Alex owns herself. And Kelly owns her interview. I suggest you read it! Her
pen name is hack//FREAK
~~Starfish = SF~~
SF: Today we study the reactions when we trap the first person to step into the room with a hairdryer.
~~~
Part 2 - Mimiru vs. the Hairdryer
Mimiru: **walks into a dark room with what looks like a person sitting in the middle of the room on a stool** What the--? **takes out her sword**
Person: **sits there**
Mimiru: Who are you?!
**all the doors slam shut**
Mimiru: Dammit... I'm locked in. Who are you?!
Person: **sits there**
Mimiru: **takes her sword and chops the persons head off**
Persons Head: **falls to the floor**
Readers: O.O;;;
Mimiru: **gets a closer look at it** ... What the--?! It's just a dummy!
Readers: Few...
Mimiru: What the hell is going on?!
Readers: Nothing... **innocent looks**
SF: Mwahahaha... Put the head back on the dummy.
Mimiru: O.O **picks up the head and puts it on the dummy**
Dummy's Head: **stays**
Mimiru: Now what?
Mysterious Voice: Give me your sword... Mimiru: Who are you people?!
SF: I am... Starfish!
Mysterious Voice: And I am... Alex!
Mimiru: Why do I have to give you my sword?
Alex: You want to get out of there, don't you?
Mimiru: So... it's a trade? My sword for my freedom?
Alex: Ummm... yes... ya... that's it.
SF: Now... put your sword on the ground by the door and step all the way to the other side of the room.
Mimiru: **does as she's told**
**the door opens, a hand reaches in and grabs Mimiru's sword, then the door closes again**
Mimiru: Hey! I thought you were going to let me go!
SF: Yes... we are... If you can work... the Hairdryer!
Readers: **gasp**
Alex: **singing** I have your swo-ord, I have your swo-ord!
SF: MWAHAHA!
Mimiru: What hairdryer?
SF: The one... next to the dummy.
Hairdryer: **lying on the floor next to the stool**
Mimiru: **picks it up**
SF: Mwahahaha... now, if you can dry that dummy's hair, then we'll let you go.
Mimiru: And give me my sword back?
Alex: NEVER!
SF: No... we will only let you go! MWAHAHAHA!
Mimiru: You guys are idiots... I know how to work a hairdryer.
SF: **gasp** No, you don't! You don't know how! SHUT UP! **starts crying**
Readers and Mimiru: O.O;;;
Alex: Ummm... Then show us! Dry the dummy's hair!
Mimiru: **turns on the hairdryer and dries the dummy's hair** There. I can do it, now let me go.
SF: No... you didn't dry all of it's hair... ahahaha! There is still a wet spot...
Mimiru: O.O;;; ... **looks the dummy's hair over and finds the wet spot, then dries it** There!
SF: Too late. You failed.
Mimiru: Does that mean I can't leave then?
Alex: Yes, tis what it means.
Mimiru: Then how am I supposed to get out?!
SF: You're not...
Mimiru: Oh come on! What can I do to get you to let me out?
Alex: Bark like a dog!
Mimiru and Readers: O.O;;;
SF: Just do it!!
Mimiru: O.O;;; **starts barking like a dog** Now can I go?!
SF: No.
Mimiru: Ugh!
SF: Ooooh! I read a recent interview you had...
Mimiru: Wha- what interview m-might that b-be?
SF: The one with Kelly... You know, the one where Bear said you didn't wear unde-
Mimiru: OK! That's enough!!!!!
SF: -rwear... and then Sora asked him how he would know...
Mimiru: WHO ARE YOU?!
Alex: **laughing hysterically**
Mimiru: LET ME GO!
SF: We will let you go if...
Mimiru: If...?
Alex: If you kill Subaru!
Mimiru: But I'd need my swor-
Alex: NO YOU WOULDN'T!
Mimiru: Fine... I'll kill her.
SF: YAY! You may now go!
**the doors open and Mimiru walks out**
Alex: Swords are fun...
SF: O.O;;;
~~~
SF: Hey, hey! How'd you like this one? I know... not as good as the first one... barely anything about the hairdryer...
Alex: I GOT A SWORD!
SF: Riiight...
Mimiru: R + R while I go find Subaru... **sighs**
Readers: O.O;;;
~~Starfish = SF~~
SF: Today we study the reactions when we trap the first person to step into the room with a hairdryer.
~~~
Part 2 - Mimiru vs. the Hairdryer
Mimiru: **walks into a dark room with what looks like a person sitting in the middle of the room on a stool** What the--? **takes out her sword**
Person: **sits there**
Mimiru: Who are you?!
**all the doors slam shut**
Mimiru: Dammit... I'm locked in. Who are you?!
Person: **sits there**
Mimiru: **takes her sword and chops the persons head off**
Persons Head: **falls to the floor**
Readers: O.O;;;
Mimiru: **gets a closer look at it** ... What the--?! It's just a dummy!
Readers: Few...
Mimiru: What the hell is going on?!
Readers: Nothing... **innocent looks**
SF: Mwahahaha... Put the head back on the dummy.
Mimiru: O.O **picks up the head and puts it on the dummy**
Dummy's Head: **stays**
Mimiru: Now what?
Mysterious Voice: Give me your sword... Mimiru: Who are you people?!
SF: I am... Starfish!
Mysterious Voice: And I am... Alex!
Mimiru: Why do I have to give you my sword?
Alex: You want to get out of there, don't you?
Mimiru: So... it's a trade? My sword for my freedom?
Alex: Ummm... yes... ya... that's it.
SF: Now... put your sword on the ground by the door and step all the way to the other side of the room.
Mimiru: **does as she's told**
**the door opens, a hand reaches in and grabs Mimiru's sword, then the door closes again**
Mimiru: Hey! I thought you were going to let me go!
SF: Yes... we are... If you can work... the Hairdryer!
Readers: **gasp**
Alex: **singing** I have your swo-ord, I have your swo-ord!
SF: MWAHAHA!
Mimiru: What hairdryer?
SF: The one... next to the dummy.
Hairdryer: **lying on the floor next to the stool**
Mimiru: **picks it up**
SF: Mwahahaha... now, if you can dry that dummy's hair, then we'll let you go.
Mimiru: And give me my sword back?
Alex: NEVER!
SF: No... we will only let you go! MWAHAHAHA!
Mimiru: You guys are idiots... I know how to work a hairdryer.
SF: **gasp** No, you don't! You don't know how! SHUT UP! **starts crying**
Readers and Mimiru: O.O;;;
Alex: Ummm... Then show us! Dry the dummy's hair!
Mimiru: **turns on the hairdryer and dries the dummy's hair** There. I can do it, now let me go.
SF: No... you didn't dry all of it's hair... ahahaha! There is still a wet spot...
Mimiru: O.O;;; ... **looks the dummy's hair over and finds the wet spot, then dries it** There!
SF: Too late. You failed.
Mimiru: Does that mean I can't leave then?
Alex: Yes, tis what it means.
Mimiru: Then how am I supposed to get out?!
SF: You're not...
Mimiru: Oh come on! What can I do to get you to let me out?
Alex: Bark like a dog!
Mimiru and Readers: O.O;;;
SF: Just do it!!
Mimiru: O.O;;; **starts barking like a dog** Now can I go?!
SF: No.
Mimiru: Ugh!
SF: Ooooh! I read a recent interview you had...
Mimiru: Wha- what interview m-might that b-be?
SF: The one with Kelly... You know, the one where Bear said you didn't wear unde-
Mimiru: OK! That's enough!!!!!
SF: -rwear... and then Sora asked him how he would know...
Mimiru: WHO ARE YOU?!
Alex: **laughing hysterically**
Mimiru: LET ME GO!
SF: We will let you go if...
Mimiru: If...?
Alex: If you kill Subaru!
Mimiru: But I'd need my swor-
Alex: NO YOU WOULDN'T!
Mimiru: Fine... I'll kill her.
SF: YAY! You may now go!
**the doors open and Mimiru walks out**
Alex: Swords are fun...
SF: O.O;;;
~~~
SF: Hey, hey! How'd you like this one? I know... not as good as the first one... barely anything about the hairdryer...
Alex: I GOT A SWORD!
SF: Riiight...
Mimiru: R + R while I go find Subaru... **sighs**
Readers: O.O;;;