DANM TEENAGE LOVE TRIANGELS!!!!!

MD666

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OK!!!! This is my 1st XME thingy so...TAKE HEED AND DON'T YOU DARE FLAME! Cuz as hell mistress, I shall sick my demons upon you and personally devour ur soul. So, other than that, I do not own XME, so no sewing!!! Enjoy.

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Lance laid on the brotherhood's community couch and let out an overly dramatic teenage sigh. /Ever since that trader bastered and his crazy bitch sister came into our lives, it's all been shit./ he thought angrily. He may have been thinking that, but he knew that he was still mad about the little augment with the ever ditzy Kitty Pride. The spat echoed over in his head:

/Is this what you really are!? Some HOOD!" She demanded taking hold of his shirt. It was like a cupid's arrow got horribly wrong, killing him instead of making his heart thump with reckless passion for another. His face imedititly turned red from anger. "I'LL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR /YOU/, WILL I KITTY!?" He threw her elegant hands off of him, her crystal blue eyes wide with shock./

"Danm it." He hissed to his own memory. True, Kitty was kind of annoying, ditzy (Of course), and a grade A prep! But, he couldn't help but like her, just a smidgen. /OK! FUCK SMIDGEN! I looooove her danmit!/ He threw a punch to the air in anger, pissing himself off more, because of the fact that was just air. All of the sudden a familiar chuckle came to his ears.

"Fuck off Pietro!" Shouted Lance throwing the nearest object at the fast talking white haired pretty boy, unfortunately, that object was a pillow. This time Pietro erupted into laughter. "SHUT UP! What the hell are you heehawing about anyway?!" Exploded the hot-tempered boy. "You, laying there /thinking/, its so pathetic, its funny." Jeered Pietro smirking. Lance got really piss at this he jumped over the couch and tried to tackle Pietro, but he was too fast for Lance.

"Better not do that, who knows how my /father/ might react." Peiatro scoffed. This just infuriated Lance further. At that, Fred and Todd came in, Todd hopping and Fred stomping around, making his own earthquake. "Oooh, looks like we are just in time for the show." Said Todd. "Cool." Said Fred plopping his huge ass on the floor. "Why don't you stop hiding behind Magneto! You coward!" Shouted Lance. Pietro leered at him, "At least I have a father." Retorted silver boy. A melody of, oooohhhh's passed through the room. But Lance just grinned, "Ha! If I did have a family, at least it wouldn't be as crappy are yours! You sister wants you and your father dead, your father tossed her in some asylum, oh yeah, your family is the portrait of civility. And don't get me started on the theories about how insane you mother probably was!" Todd burst in to cackling and Fred was in an amazed silence. "LANCE! THAT KICKED ASS!" Said Todd. "I know didn't it?" Said Lance gloating. But he was caught by surprise by a quite powerful blow to the gut.

Lance was on his knees gasping for air. "WHATCH YOUR ASS ALVERS!" Roared Pietro. "Y-you son of a bitch!" Yelled Lance rushing towards the pretty boy, but missed and was flung to the ground by a kick to the back. (AN: Can you say, 'Anger management'?) As Pietro ran, Lace did his earthquake thing, tripping Pietro with some floorboards, sending him into the wall. "Don't forget who used to be the real leader, pretty boy." Hissed Lance. He turned to leave, but was brought down by Pietro in a fit of punches, it was and all out, life and death brawl, Lance had been in many before.

The next day...

Kitty walked the never ending halls of Bayville High, people still haven't gotten over the fact that she was, what she was. They pointed at her, whispered, and worst of all the laughed. It was like she was a wild animal, trapped in a cage, she was sick to death of it! She used to be so happy, care free, but not much anymore. Sure, she masked her sadness by acting her way out, but she couldn't fool her own heart. At first she thought of taking her own life, that's how bad it had gotten. But that was a very brief moment. She knew better than that, she would be hurting her loved ones more that way, even though it would get back at /some/ of them.

Before she was done thinking, a foot shot out from nowhere and she was sent to the floor, her books scattering every which way. They laughed at her, hideous demonic laugher that haunted her. She wanted to kill- wait! No she didn't! Kitty Pride was not that kind of person! Or...was that the real her? That thought sent a chill down her spin, worst than any of the stairs that the hell spawn teenagers could produce.

"Are you alright Kitty?" Asked a familiar German voice. "I'm fine." Said Kitty, like her self. "Zen, lets get to class, za bell is about to ring." Said Kurt smiling. Kitty managed a small smile back and walked with him. Kurt always seemed to come along and brighten her day with a smile, a smile was always fake to Kitty, she just breathes to make sure she wouldn't cry.

After school...

Pietro Stormed out of the brotherhood, pissed at everyone, manly Lance. /That stupid bastered! I'll get that sonofabitch!/ He thought kicking a large rock. "OW! DANMIT!!!" He screamed jumping up and down. He then shot off out of anger, to...God knows where!

Pietro stopped when he saw Kitty Pride. It was like she was off in her own world, her eyes were glazed over. She was detached from reality. At that moment and evil thought was conjured in Pietro's mind. /I'll get back at Alvers, and I'll do it though his little kitty-cat./ He walked over to Kitty, when she was out of her daze she gave him a death stair. "What do /you/ want?" She hissed. "Oooh, someone's feisty." He commented. She then gave him a look. "What?" She just rolled her eyes. "Anyway,doyawannagooutwithme?" He asked in his normal speed. "Huh?" She questioned giving him another look. He the sighed and said, like she was some child, "Do YOU wanna go OUT with ME!"

Kitty gave him a blank stair, then laughed hysterically at him. "YOU? And, ME?! LIKE, OH MY GOWD! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Kitty laughed so hard she feel off the bench she was sitting on. "GOD! It's not /that/ funny!" shouted Pietro. In tears she tried to stand up, "Y-yes it is." He then asked, "Why not? I mean we could go get some...er...ummm, coffee?" Then the laughing fit started again. "COFFEE!? LIKE YOU NEED MORE COFFEE! ARE YOU TRYING TO LAUGH ME TO DEATH!?" After about 10 minutes of laughing Kitty finally gained her composure, "Ok, ok, I'm good. Ok, Maximoff, like, what do you want? I mean what do you /really/ want?" Asked Kitty fanning herself. "Did you reeeally have to practically laugh yourself into a coma?" Asked Pietro. Kitty nodded and Pietro sweat dropped anime style. "Oh, that hurts." He said. Kitty then gave him a shocked look, "You were serious about going out, weren't you?" She asked, Pietro nodded.

"Oh, I'm sorry." Pietro shrugged, "Ah, it'sok. I didn't expect much less." There was then an uneasy silence between the two. "Why me?" Asked Kitty. "Huh?" "Why did you wanna go out with me?" Kitty asked again. "Uh..." Kitty then did; T_T. "'Uh' isn't an answer Maximoff!" She exclaimed. Pietro scratched him head, "Er...ummm, huh?" Kitty narrowed her eyes, "Wow Pietro, that was reeeal intelligent." Pietro laughed uncomfortably and then went into another epidemic of grunts. "WE'RE NOT CAVEMEN!!! TALK LIKE A SEMI-NORMAL HUMAN BEING! SENTENCES ARE YOUR FRIENDS, DANMIT!" Kitty shouted frustrated. Pietro's response was; O_o "Ooooh! You cussed."

"ARG! That's it I'm, like, totally outta here!" Kitty yelled getting up. But Pietro stopped her in her tracks (By using super speed to surround her.) "You still didn't answer my question." Pietro said. "ALRIGHT! I'll, totally, think about it if you, like, back off! GOWD!" Kitty exclaimed. "OK! I'll pick you up at 5:30 tomorrow!" He then speed off. "HEY!!! I didn't say yes!!!" She screamed at him. "I CAN'T HEEAR YOOOU!" Came Pietro's far off voice. "FUCK YOU!" She shouted. When she didn't hear anything she got pissed and shouted a loooooooong line of curses. (AN: We're ALL out of character when we're pissed.)

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MD: I hope you liked it! ^_^ *hyper*

Spike: Why wasn't I in there!? T_T

MD: SHUT UP! I NEEDED TO FINISH FAST!

Spike: Why?

MD: Cuz...I gotta take as sh- *spike slaps his hand over her mouth *

Spike: ok, we can use our imaginations.

MD: ok, bye R&R!!!

Spike: No flames, I guess.

MD: GOOOOOOD BOY!

Spike: T_T;