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"What are you getting all dressed up for Speedy?" Asked Todd. "A date." Pietro answered simply. "Who this time?" He asked bouncing around the bathroom like a ninny. "A person we all know." He said. Todd thought for a moment, "OMYGOD! You're going out with a teacher again, aren't you!?" "NO! I'm not doing that again." Said Pietro turning towards the door. "Then who? Huh, huh? COME ON! Tell me!" nagged the toad child. "Only if you'll shut the fuck up!" shouted Pietro. "Ok, ok, ok! Tell me!" "I'mgoingoutwithkittysoshutup!" at that Pietro shot through the door. Todd was still standing in the doorway. "What?" He said to the trail of paper left by our speedy friend. Todd stood their for a moment trying to think, and he got it, "HE'S GOING OUT WITH KITTY!?!?!?"
At the Xavior Institute, in Kitty's room...
She din't know why, but Kitty had gotten ready for her date thing with Pietro. But she jumped a mile when someone banged on her door. /It's probably Scott, here to yell at me for half an hour about going out with Pietro./ she opened her door but no one was there. She was startled but this. "I know I heard someone." Said Kitty closing the door slowly. She turned around. "Hey Kitty, knock, knock!" Said Pietro. Kitty let out an ear- piercing scream and fell over. She twitched a little as she lay there, all, knocked out. /Hn, she's unguarded, knocked out, on the floor./ (Oh Pietro, sham, sham. Dirty thoughts a-brewing.)
"Kitty, vat's vaz-" Kurt said popping in. He then saw Pietro standing near Kitty, poking her with a stick thing. "Vat are you doing here!?" Cried Kurt. At that moment Kitty woke up and grabbed the stick. "Would you, like, STOP IT!?" She shouted. "Kitty, are you alright?" asked Kurt. "Yeah, I'm totally ok." She said Getting up. "Are you ready yet?" Asked Pietro a bit impatiently. "Ready? Ready for vat?" demanded Kurt. Kitty mumbled something. "Now who's talking like a caveman?" said Pietro. Kitty growled. "You're too slow, people here can't see me!" Pietro said picking her up and going top speed.
Out side, near a restaurant...
"Holy crap Pietro! Would you, like, stop doing that!?" Kitty demanded. Pietro stopped for a moment, "Uh, no." Kitty sighed in defeat and walked into the restaurant followed by Pietro. The stereotypical French waiter guy seated them at a table. As he gave them their menus he bowed and walked off. "Spiffy waiter for such a low rate place." Said Pietro. Kitty took a look at the menu, "Like, I didn't even know they had menus or waiters in Toco Bell." "WE'RE IN TOCO BELL!?" Cried Pietro. T_T "You didn't even know where you brought us?" Pietro shrugged, "I just stopped at the place with the most weird smells coming from it." Kitty stared at him and sighed "What did I get myself in to?" She asked her self as Pietro investigated the hot sauce.
Meanwhile at the brotherhood...
Lance was sitting in the middle of the floor of the living room staring at the phone. "Should I call her?" He asked himself, it was obvious to Lance that he was fooling himself is he thought he could forget about Kitty. Just then, Todd came in trying to catch a fly. "Hey Lance, whats up, yo?" He said trying to catch the flying pest on his long sticky tongue. "Nothing, get lost!" Lance spat. "If you want to call Kitty don't bother, she's not home." Said Todd, finally catching his prey. "What the hell are you talking about? And I told you already not to eat your 'dinner' in front of me!" Lance asked narrowing his eyes. Swallowing his food Todd answered, "She's went out with Pietro." Lance was silent for a second, then his eye started to twitch. "Uh, heh, heh, I'm just gonna leave now." Said Todd nervously inching out of the room. As Todd left he screamed, "RUN! OH GOD RUN! HE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!!" he then ran out of the door screaming with Fred right behind him. Back in the house Lance snapped. (AN: TAKE COVER!!!) Lance made a series of grunting slightly terrifying noises and then, the house was engulfed in a tremor of pure unadulterated horrendous anger! "THAT BASTERED!!!!!WHEN HE GETS BACK I'LL KILL THAT LITTLE FUCK!!!!!!"
Back at Toco Bell...
"That was....er..new." Said Kitty pushing back her paper plate back. But Pietro was still going. "I don't know how you can be full! I can't get enough of this stuff!" He yelled with food still in his mouth. "Pietro! You've already eaten six tacos, seven burritos, tree enchiladas and all of my nachos! How are you going to pay for all of this?" Kitty demanded. At this Pietro stopped, "Pay?" Kitty then did, O_O "Oh god Pietro, please, please tell me that you can pay for this!" She cried. Pietro then laughed nervously and shrugged. Kitty nearly passed out. "Le bill sir." Said the out of place French waiter. Pietro was about to dash, but Kitty phased his arm into some concrete. "Um, heh, hehe, we, kinda can't pay the bill. Can we give you an I.O.U?" She asked. The waiter thought for a moment...
in the kitchen...
"I hate you Pietro!" Shouted Kitty, scrubbing some pots. "Why are you mad at me? It's your fault, we could have been out of here by now! And I would be gone now but you phased me INTO THE WALL!" He yelled trying to maneuver scrubbing with one hand. "We, you have to take responsibility for what you do Pietro. No matter what." She said sighing. Kitty then looked sadly into the soapy water. / What's the point anymore? I should have just let Pietro go, he would have left me behind anyway, and I wouldn't have to deal with his wining./ But unbeknownst to Kitty, Pietro had noticed her sudden pause.
/Hm, maybe it's just the light, but she doesn't look to bad. I can see why Lance likes her, but she has to lighten up.a lot./ Pietro then grinned a little. He splashed Kitty with water taking her out of her daze. "Hey! Don't throw water at me!" she said flicking some suds at him. They then started to throw water and soap on each other. The Kitty remembered that Pietro's arm was still in the wall. "Hold still Pietro!" she said laughing. Kitty then phased his arm out. "There, isn't that better?" she said smiling at him. "you have no idea." He said looking into her eyes, this continued until the owner came in. "HEY HOMBRE! What the hell are you and your novea doing, Ese?" The big stereotypical Mexican guy said. The owner then proceeded in throwing the two out of his restaurant.
After that, the whole, forgetting the money thing seemed too far away. The two WALKED to Xavior's institute. "Well, Pietro, I have got to say. That was like, not as bad as I expected." Said Kitty. "Likewise." Said Pietro. Kitty then found herself blushing deeply. "Well, I'll see you tomorrow." She said. Then Pietro started leaning in unexpectedly. Kitty then blushed even more. Her lips were trembling, then 'SHAVINK!' "Vas are you two doing!?" commanded Kurt. The couple then both fell over anime style. "Uh, we aren't doing anything!" said Kitty. Kurt eyed Pietro and nodded slightly. "Well, see you." Said Pietro, leaving in a dash. "Bye." She said smiling. "Ah, Kitty, Kitty. Tisk, tisk, you like him now too, don't you?" said Kurt. "HUH? Um-er-NO! I don't like him! I like, totally don't like him!" She cried walking stiffly into the door. 'WHAM!' "OUCH!" She cried. "Yep you like him, vhen you forget to phaze through zat door, your in loooooove!" he taunted. "Like, you, like, totally don't know anything!" Kitty yelled opening to door and walking in.
At the brotherhood...
Pietro reached then door, but he was still deep in thought. What he was doing was trying to make Lance jealous, but... /I think I like her!... DANMIT!!!!!!/ Pietro sighed and opened the door to the house, only to be greeted by a punch in the face.
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ok, I hope you liked it! I'm trying to update all my stories, so, yeah. If you guys have any suggestions, feel free to leave them with the review, who knows, I might like the idea. R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO FLAMES ALLOWED!
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"What are you getting all dressed up for Speedy?" Asked Todd. "A date." Pietro answered simply. "Who this time?" He asked bouncing around the bathroom like a ninny. "A person we all know." He said. Todd thought for a moment, "OMYGOD! You're going out with a teacher again, aren't you!?" "NO! I'm not doing that again." Said Pietro turning towards the door. "Then who? Huh, huh? COME ON! Tell me!" nagged the toad child. "Only if you'll shut the fuck up!" shouted Pietro. "Ok, ok, ok! Tell me!" "I'mgoingoutwithkittysoshutup!" at that Pietro shot through the door. Todd was still standing in the doorway. "What?" He said to the trail of paper left by our speedy friend. Todd stood their for a moment trying to think, and he got it, "HE'S GOING OUT WITH KITTY!?!?!?"
At the Xavior Institute, in Kitty's room...
She din't know why, but Kitty had gotten ready for her date thing with Pietro. But she jumped a mile when someone banged on her door. /It's probably Scott, here to yell at me for half an hour about going out with Pietro./ she opened her door but no one was there. She was startled but this. "I know I heard someone." Said Kitty closing the door slowly. She turned around. "Hey Kitty, knock, knock!" Said Pietro. Kitty let out an ear- piercing scream and fell over. She twitched a little as she lay there, all, knocked out. /Hn, she's unguarded, knocked out, on the floor./ (Oh Pietro, sham, sham. Dirty thoughts a-brewing.)
"Kitty, vat's vaz-" Kurt said popping in. He then saw Pietro standing near Kitty, poking her with a stick thing. "Vat are you doing here!?" Cried Kurt. At that moment Kitty woke up and grabbed the stick. "Would you, like, STOP IT!?" She shouted. "Kitty, are you alright?" asked Kurt. "Yeah, I'm totally ok." She said Getting up. "Are you ready yet?" Asked Pietro a bit impatiently. "Ready? Ready for vat?" demanded Kurt. Kitty mumbled something. "Now who's talking like a caveman?" said Pietro. Kitty growled. "You're too slow, people here can't see me!" Pietro said picking her up and going top speed.
Out side, near a restaurant...
"Holy crap Pietro! Would you, like, stop doing that!?" Kitty demanded. Pietro stopped for a moment, "Uh, no." Kitty sighed in defeat and walked into the restaurant followed by Pietro. The stereotypical French waiter guy seated them at a table. As he gave them their menus he bowed and walked off. "Spiffy waiter for such a low rate place." Said Pietro. Kitty took a look at the menu, "Like, I didn't even know they had menus or waiters in Toco Bell." "WE'RE IN TOCO BELL!?" Cried Pietro. T_T "You didn't even know where you brought us?" Pietro shrugged, "I just stopped at the place with the most weird smells coming from it." Kitty stared at him and sighed "What did I get myself in to?" She asked her self as Pietro investigated the hot sauce.
Meanwhile at the brotherhood...
Lance was sitting in the middle of the floor of the living room staring at the phone. "Should I call her?" He asked himself, it was obvious to Lance that he was fooling himself is he thought he could forget about Kitty. Just then, Todd came in trying to catch a fly. "Hey Lance, whats up, yo?" He said trying to catch the flying pest on his long sticky tongue. "Nothing, get lost!" Lance spat. "If you want to call Kitty don't bother, she's not home." Said Todd, finally catching his prey. "What the hell are you talking about? And I told you already not to eat your 'dinner' in front of me!" Lance asked narrowing his eyes. Swallowing his food Todd answered, "She's went out with Pietro." Lance was silent for a second, then his eye started to twitch. "Uh, heh, heh, I'm just gonna leave now." Said Todd nervously inching out of the room. As Todd left he screamed, "RUN! OH GOD RUN! HE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!!" he then ran out of the door screaming with Fred right behind him. Back in the house Lance snapped. (AN: TAKE COVER!!!) Lance made a series of grunting slightly terrifying noises and then, the house was engulfed in a tremor of pure unadulterated horrendous anger! "THAT BASTERED!!!!!WHEN HE GETS BACK I'LL KILL THAT LITTLE FUCK!!!!!!"
Back at Toco Bell...
"That was....er..new." Said Kitty pushing back her paper plate back. But Pietro was still going. "I don't know how you can be full! I can't get enough of this stuff!" He yelled with food still in his mouth. "Pietro! You've already eaten six tacos, seven burritos, tree enchiladas and all of my nachos! How are you going to pay for all of this?" Kitty demanded. At this Pietro stopped, "Pay?" Kitty then did, O_O "Oh god Pietro, please, please tell me that you can pay for this!" She cried. Pietro then laughed nervously and shrugged. Kitty nearly passed out. "Le bill sir." Said the out of place French waiter. Pietro was about to dash, but Kitty phased his arm into some concrete. "Um, heh, hehe, we, kinda can't pay the bill. Can we give you an I.O.U?" She asked. The waiter thought for a moment...
in the kitchen...
"I hate you Pietro!" Shouted Kitty, scrubbing some pots. "Why are you mad at me? It's your fault, we could have been out of here by now! And I would be gone now but you phased me INTO THE WALL!" He yelled trying to maneuver scrubbing with one hand. "We, you have to take responsibility for what you do Pietro. No matter what." She said sighing. Kitty then looked sadly into the soapy water. / What's the point anymore? I should have just let Pietro go, he would have left me behind anyway, and I wouldn't have to deal with his wining./ But unbeknownst to Kitty, Pietro had noticed her sudden pause.
/Hm, maybe it's just the light, but she doesn't look to bad. I can see why Lance likes her, but she has to lighten up.a lot./ Pietro then grinned a little. He splashed Kitty with water taking her out of her daze. "Hey! Don't throw water at me!" she said flicking some suds at him. They then started to throw water and soap on each other. The Kitty remembered that Pietro's arm was still in the wall. "Hold still Pietro!" she said laughing. Kitty then phased his arm out. "There, isn't that better?" she said smiling at him. "you have no idea." He said looking into her eyes, this continued until the owner came in. "HEY HOMBRE! What the hell are you and your novea doing, Ese?" The big stereotypical Mexican guy said. The owner then proceeded in throwing the two out of his restaurant.
After that, the whole, forgetting the money thing seemed too far away. The two WALKED to Xavior's institute. "Well, Pietro, I have got to say. That was like, not as bad as I expected." Said Kitty. "Likewise." Said Pietro. Kitty then found herself blushing deeply. "Well, I'll see you tomorrow." She said. Then Pietro started leaning in unexpectedly. Kitty then blushed even more. Her lips were trembling, then 'SHAVINK!' "Vas are you two doing!?" commanded Kurt. The couple then both fell over anime style. "Uh, we aren't doing anything!" said Kitty. Kurt eyed Pietro and nodded slightly. "Well, see you." Said Pietro, leaving in a dash. "Bye." She said smiling. "Ah, Kitty, Kitty. Tisk, tisk, you like him now too, don't you?" said Kurt. "HUH? Um-er-NO! I don't like him! I like, totally don't like him!" She cried walking stiffly into the door. 'WHAM!' "OUCH!" She cried. "Yep you like him, vhen you forget to phaze through zat door, your in loooooove!" he taunted. "Like, you, like, totally don't know anything!" Kitty yelled opening to door and walking in.
At the brotherhood...
Pietro reached then door, but he was still deep in thought. What he was doing was trying to make Lance jealous, but... /I think I like her!... DANMIT!!!!!!/ Pietro sighed and opened the door to the house, only to be greeted by a punch in the face.
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ok, I hope you liked it! I'm trying to update all my stories, so, yeah. If you guys have any suggestions, feel free to leave them with the review, who knows, I might like the idea. R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO FLAMES ALLOWED!