(Disclaimer: *sits in meditating pose* Inu Yasha is not mine. but will BE
mine. As soon as I become Takahashi-san!!! *Lights essence* I do not own
the holy ones either. who they are. you will find out.)
Chapter 2; Who's bright idea was this? (Lol Sango)
Inu Yasha and Miroku fell behind, "Where did they go?" Inu Yasha asked,
"Well I don't know genius they were with Naraku don't you think, they could have POSSIBLY went to Naraku's castle.?" Shippou yelled hitting Inu Yasha in the head. Both looked at Shippou with shocked expressions,
"Erm. Hime-Chan.Don't you think that was a little OOC?" Inu Yasha blinked, (A/n: Uhhhh.*pause* no..*Snicker*)
"The Kitzune is right, let's go." Miroku walked ahead.
Sango awoke in a small room, fine golden pots and vases stood around with candles glowing a luminous green; the room was breath taking. "Ewww. Looks like crap in here." (A/n: Or not! ^-^) Sango blinked starting to walk out of the room. Naraku walked in with Kohaku by his side,
"I wouldn't move if I were you." Naraku smirked; Sango cocked an eyebrow over at him, and then danced around,
"I'm moving!!! I'm Moving!!! NA NA NA!!!" Sango accidentally kicked over a vase; she blinked then smirked, "Heh. That felt good." she laughed. "Kagome did you. Kagome????" Sango looked around the room; Kagome wasn't there.
"I'm afraid your friend Kagome went with Sesshoumaru." Naraku said arrogantly,
"And I'm afraid, that I'm gonna get boomer dirty when I smash him against your skull." Sango narrowed her eyes.
"That won't be happening." he smirked as Kohaku grabbed the Boomerang running out of the room,
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!" Sango fell to her knees, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!---Uhn??" Sango felt Naraku's hand on her shoulder. "Hey buddy, can't you see I'm trying to mourn here? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" she brushed Naraku's hand off her shoulder. Naraku grabbed her pulling her into a kiss; she pushed him away. "AAACCCKK!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she took her sword, "Must cut off lips!!!" she unsheathed it.
Kagome woke up to find her self in a ridiculously skimpy bra and underwear, "Hey, I wasn't wearing that this morning!!" she looked for a cover, "Ahh. yes!" Kagome grabbed a fluffy thing then gulped, "Fluffy white thing. Equals. ACK! SESSHOUMARU!!!" Kagome jumped back as Sesshoumaru walked out.
"You look surprised to see me Kagome." Sesshoumaru purred walking towards her,
"Uhh. BYE!" Kagome ran out of the room,
"I'll give her a fifteen minute head start." Sesshoumaru sat back filing his nails. (A/n: I wonder if in should give him an arm to do that? Hmmm.)
Kagome ran out to the hallways, "Why isn't he chasing me? Oh well!" Kagome ran into another room to find Sango kissing Naraku unwillingly, "Ewww.." Kagome blinked. Sango was released,
"KAGOME HELP!!!" Sango yelled, Kagome thought quickly,
"SANGO SING!!!!" she yelled,
"What?? Ohh." Sango winked. Thank you Miss Congeniality.
"Solarplex, Instep, nose... GROIN!!!!!!"
Naraku winced in pain, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Kagome and Sango ran down the hall and were cornered by Sesshoumaru.
"And where the hell were you before?!" Kagome growled,
"Shake your fist. It makes you feel better." Sango smiled, Kagome shook her fist,
"Ahh. Much better." Kagome laughed, scanning the hall her eyes laid upon a window. "Sango a window let's go!" Kagome ran towards the window with Sango shortly behind, Sango was grabbed by something and disappeared. Kagome smirked, "A window means outside!" she jumped through it. B-DOOOSH! Two feet later Kagome hit her face on hard futon, she twitched slowly getting up. Sesshoumaru looked in the window to find a room,
"Who's his decorator?" he blinked.
"Okay. who's? BRILLIANT IDEA WAS THIS???" Kagome got up yelling, "WHO PUTS IN A WINDOW TO LEAD INTO ANOTHER FREAKING ROOM!" she stomped her foot, her cheek had a slight cut on it that was bleeding. Sesshoumaru stepped in taking Kagome's face in his hand. (A/n: Decision made. The loser only has one. ^-^ No offense to you Sesshoumaru lovers. I love fluffy too. But he's sadly a bad guy *sniff* for now. Y-Y) She grabbed his wrist trying to pry his death grasp, he smirked leaning over and licking the blood off her cheek. "EWWWWW!!!!" she shook kicking Sesshoumaru in the you know what.
Kagome jumped back into the hall running into Miroku, "Kagome?" he blinked, "Where's Sango?" he asked.
"How did you find Naraku's Castle???" Kagome blinked.
"We---*looks at script*.*Blink*.Hime-Chan how did we find Naraku's castle?" (A/n: Don't ask me. ^.^)
Sango opened her eyes to find Inu Yasha, Kirara, and Shippou; "You didn't have grab me so hard!" Sango shook from the half-demon's grasp,
"Where's Kagome?" he asked,
"Sesshoumaru was chasing her right before YOU grabbed me." Sango sighed depressingly,
"What's wrong?" Shippou asked,
"They took BOOMER!" Sango broke out crying.
"Is that all?!" Inu Yasha yelled, "You don't even care about Kagome's safety???" he growled.
"Of course I do. but. my baby's gone!!!" she started crying again, Sigh. (A/n: I miss boomer too!!! WAHHHH!!!)
Kagome and Miroku walked around in the halls, "This place is so strange." Miroku looked around, "Oh yeah I forgot to ask." Miroku looked at Kagome's outfit.
"Don't ask. All I know is they have windows that lead into rooms." Kagome sighed; she watched a flash of red and white zoom by. Sango and Kirara with Shippou shortly followed.
"Kagome!!!" Shippou jumped on her; Inu Yasha came to a screeching halt,
"Kagome.?" he ran back to find Kagome in a bra and underwear, "What are you wearing?" he blinked.
"No, the question should be. What am I not wearing." Kagome shivered, Inu Yasha blushed,
"Uhh. Yeah. Here." he handed her his kimono top.
"Thanks." she smiled, "You know you brother is such a pervert." she sighed,
"Sesshoumaru put you in that?!" Sango yelled,
"Yep." Kagome sighed,
"You poor, poor, girl." Sango shook her head putting a hand on Kagome's shoulder.
"Yeah, harassed by a cross dresser." Kagome sighed; Miroku and Inu Yasha could barely keep in their laughs,
"Cross." Miroku started,
"Dresser.?" Inu Yasha winced trying to hold it in,
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" they both laughed.
Sesshoumaru and Naraku walked into the hall, "It's all over now." Naraku narrowed his eyes, Sango and Kagome looked at each other,
"Let's call them." Sango nodded,
"Yes." Kagome agreed.
"What?" Inu Yasha and Miroku blinked,
"BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!!!!!!!" Sango and Kagome yelled. Beavis and Butthead (a/n: shame on you if you've never heard of them *rubs Beavis's chin*) ran into the room.
"His chin is so manly." Kagome fainted,
"Oh Butthead your braces are so daring." Sango fluttered her eyelashes,
"WHAT??!!!" Inu Yasha yelled.
"Shut up peasant. My woman is swooning over me." Beavis said in his daringly, handsome, rugged (a/n: Oops sorry.) voice,
"Your woman??" Inu Yasha cracked his knuckles.
"THAT IS SO ANNOYING WILL YOU STOP THAT?!!!" Kagome yelled at Inu Yasha,
"That's OOC too Hime-Chan." Inu Yasha blinked.
(A/n: Well maybe Inu-Chan you shouldn't ask such blankly obvious questions.Lol, gotta admit the knuckle popping is annoying. You are so having arthritis!!!)
"Sango. Come to Butthead." Butthead gestured, Miroku blinked,
"Sango you. love this boy?" he blinked,
"He's no boy Miroku. HE'S A REAL MAN!!!" Sango sighed,
"So what did you beautiful women call upon us for?" Butthead cocked an eyebrow.
"We're gonna score!!!" Beavis jumped up and down excitingly, "Beavis, Butthead. Those men are being mean to us." Kagome said pointing an innocent finger at Sesshoumaru and Naraku.
"Those ass wipes." Beavis frowned, "Let's show them Butthead."
"Yeah." Butthead and Beavis walked over to Naraku and Sesshoumaru and.
Kagome turns on dramatic music (Bum bum bum!) the others look at her likes she's insane, "What? I can play my music when I want."
"What a woman." Beavis smirked.
And.
LAUGH! "Uh..Huh.huh.huh.huh." Butthead chuckled,
"Heh.. heh.heh..Heh..Heh!!!" Beavis laughed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Sesshoumaru and Naraku cowered at the annoying laughter like they were melting. Sango and Kagome Fainted,
"Oh Beavis." Kagome sighed,
"Butthead." Sango swooned.
Inu Yasha and the rest just started in disbelief. Kohaku threw Sango's Boomer back to her and disappeared with Naraku and Sesshoumaru and the weird windows leading into another room castle.
"Welp! Now that that's over. Time for." Sango smirked..
(A/n: Not quite the cliffy I thought it to be but oh well!!! READ AND REVIEW!!! I WANT REVIEWS!!!!*Gets demonic low evil voice* GIVE ME YOUR REVIEWS!!!.. whoa. creepy voice.. *Goes over to Jaken* GIVE ME YOUR STAFF!!!!! *Jaken fwaps Hime-chan on her head* or not.)
Chapter 2; Who's bright idea was this? (Lol Sango)
Inu Yasha and Miroku fell behind, "Where did they go?" Inu Yasha asked,
"Well I don't know genius they were with Naraku don't you think, they could have POSSIBLY went to Naraku's castle.?" Shippou yelled hitting Inu Yasha in the head. Both looked at Shippou with shocked expressions,
"Erm. Hime-Chan.Don't you think that was a little OOC?" Inu Yasha blinked, (A/n: Uhhhh.*pause* no..*Snicker*)
"The Kitzune is right, let's go." Miroku walked ahead.
Sango awoke in a small room, fine golden pots and vases stood around with candles glowing a luminous green; the room was breath taking. "Ewww. Looks like crap in here." (A/n: Or not! ^-^) Sango blinked starting to walk out of the room. Naraku walked in with Kohaku by his side,
"I wouldn't move if I were you." Naraku smirked; Sango cocked an eyebrow over at him, and then danced around,
"I'm moving!!! I'm Moving!!! NA NA NA!!!" Sango accidentally kicked over a vase; she blinked then smirked, "Heh. That felt good." she laughed. "Kagome did you. Kagome????" Sango looked around the room; Kagome wasn't there.
"I'm afraid your friend Kagome went with Sesshoumaru." Naraku said arrogantly,
"And I'm afraid, that I'm gonna get boomer dirty when I smash him against your skull." Sango narrowed her eyes.
"That won't be happening." he smirked as Kohaku grabbed the Boomerang running out of the room,
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!" Sango fell to her knees, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!---Uhn??" Sango felt Naraku's hand on her shoulder. "Hey buddy, can't you see I'm trying to mourn here? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" she brushed Naraku's hand off her shoulder. Naraku grabbed her pulling her into a kiss; she pushed him away. "AAACCCKK!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she took her sword, "Must cut off lips!!!" she unsheathed it.
Kagome woke up to find her self in a ridiculously skimpy bra and underwear, "Hey, I wasn't wearing that this morning!!" she looked for a cover, "Ahh. yes!" Kagome grabbed a fluffy thing then gulped, "Fluffy white thing. Equals. ACK! SESSHOUMARU!!!" Kagome jumped back as Sesshoumaru walked out.
"You look surprised to see me Kagome." Sesshoumaru purred walking towards her,
"Uhh. BYE!" Kagome ran out of the room,
"I'll give her a fifteen minute head start." Sesshoumaru sat back filing his nails. (A/n: I wonder if in should give him an arm to do that? Hmmm.)
Kagome ran out to the hallways, "Why isn't he chasing me? Oh well!" Kagome ran into another room to find Sango kissing Naraku unwillingly, "Ewww.." Kagome blinked. Sango was released,
"KAGOME HELP!!!" Sango yelled, Kagome thought quickly,
"SANGO SING!!!!" she yelled,
"What?? Ohh." Sango winked. Thank you Miss Congeniality.
"Solarplex, Instep, nose... GROIN!!!!!!"
Naraku winced in pain, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Kagome and Sango ran down the hall and were cornered by Sesshoumaru.
"And where the hell were you before?!" Kagome growled,
"Shake your fist. It makes you feel better." Sango smiled, Kagome shook her fist,
"Ahh. Much better." Kagome laughed, scanning the hall her eyes laid upon a window. "Sango a window let's go!" Kagome ran towards the window with Sango shortly behind, Sango was grabbed by something and disappeared. Kagome smirked, "A window means outside!" she jumped through it. B-DOOOSH! Two feet later Kagome hit her face on hard futon, she twitched slowly getting up. Sesshoumaru looked in the window to find a room,
"Who's his decorator?" he blinked.
"Okay. who's? BRILLIANT IDEA WAS THIS???" Kagome got up yelling, "WHO PUTS IN A WINDOW TO LEAD INTO ANOTHER FREAKING ROOM!" she stomped her foot, her cheek had a slight cut on it that was bleeding. Sesshoumaru stepped in taking Kagome's face in his hand. (A/n: Decision made. The loser only has one. ^-^ No offense to you Sesshoumaru lovers. I love fluffy too. But he's sadly a bad guy *sniff* for now. Y-Y) She grabbed his wrist trying to pry his death grasp, he smirked leaning over and licking the blood off her cheek. "EWWWWW!!!!" she shook kicking Sesshoumaru in the you know what.
Kagome jumped back into the hall running into Miroku, "Kagome?" he blinked, "Where's Sango?" he asked.
"How did you find Naraku's Castle???" Kagome blinked.
"We---*looks at script*.*Blink*.Hime-Chan how did we find Naraku's castle?" (A/n: Don't ask me. ^.^)
Sango opened her eyes to find Inu Yasha, Kirara, and Shippou; "You didn't have grab me so hard!" Sango shook from the half-demon's grasp,
"Where's Kagome?" he asked,
"Sesshoumaru was chasing her right before YOU grabbed me." Sango sighed depressingly,
"What's wrong?" Shippou asked,
"They took BOOMER!" Sango broke out crying.
"Is that all?!" Inu Yasha yelled, "You don't even care about Kagome's safety???" he growled.
"Of course I do. but. my baby's gone!!!" she started crying again, Sigh. (A/n: I miss boomer too!!! WAHHHH!!!)
Kagome and Miroku walked around in the halls, "This place is so strange." Miroku looked around, "Oh yeah I forgot to ask." Miroku looked at Kagome's outfit.
"Don't ask. All I know is they have windows that lead into rooms." Kagome sighed; she watched a flash of red and white zoom by. Sango and Kirara with Shippou shortly followed.
"Kagome!!!" Shippou jumped on her; Inu Yasha came to a screeching halt,
"Kagome.?" he ran back to find Kagome in a bra and underwear, "What are you wearing?" he blinked.
"No, the question should be. What am I not wearing." Kagome shivered, Inu Yasha blushed,
"Uhh. Yeah. Here." he handed her his kimono top.
"Thanks." she smiled, "You know you brother is such a pervert." she sighed,
"Sesshoumaru put you in that?!" Sango yelled,
"Yep." Kagome sighed,
"You poor, poor, girl." Sango shook her head putting a hand on Kagome's shoulder.
"Yeah, harassed by a cross dresser." Kagome sighed; Miroku and Inu Yasha could barely keep in their laughs,
"Cross." Miroku started,
"Dresser.?" Inu Yasha winced trying to hold it in,
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" they both laughed.
Sesshoumaru and Naraku walked into the hall, "It's all over now." Naraku narrowed his eyes, Sango and Kagome looked at each other,
"Let's call them." Sango nodded,
"Yes." Kagome agreed.
"What?" Inu Yasha and Miroku blinked,
"BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD!!!!!!!" Sango and Kagome yelled. Beavis and Butthead (a/n: shame on you if you've never heard of them *rubs Beavis's chin*) ran into the room.
"His chin is so manly." Kagome fainted,
"Oh Butthead your braces are so daring." Sango fluttered her eyelashes,
"WHAT??!!!" Inu Yasha yelled.
"Shut up peasant. My woman is swooning over me." Beavis said in his daringly, handsome, rugged (a/n: Oops sorry.) voice,
"Your woman??" Inu Yasha cracked his knuckles.
"THAT IS SO ANNOYING WILL YOU STOP THAT?!!!" Kagome yelled at Inu Yasha,
"That's OOC too Hime-Chan." Inu Yasha blinked.
(A/n: Well maybe Inu-Chan you shouldn't ask such blankly obvious questions.Lol, gotta admit the knuckle popping is annoying. You are so having arthritis!!!)
"Sango. Come to Butthead." Butthead gestured, Miroku blinked,
"Sango you. love this boy?" he blinked,
"He's no boy Miroku. HE'S A REAL MAN!!!" Sango sighed,
"So what did you beautiful women call upon us for?" Butthead cocked an eyebrow.
"We're gonna score!!!" Beavis jumped up and down excitingly, "Beavis, Butthead. Those men are being mean to us." Kagome said pointing an innocent finger at Sesshoumaru and Naraku.
"Those ass wipes." Beavis frowned, "Let's show them Butthead."
"Yeah." Butthead and Beavis walked over to Naraku and Sesshoumaru and.
Kagome turns on dramatic music (Bum bum bum!) the others look at her likes she's insane, "What? I can play my music when I want."
"What a woman." Beavis smirked.
And.
LAUGH! "Uh..Huh.huh.huh.huh." Butthead chuckled,
"Heh.. heh.heh..Heh..Heh!!!" Beavis laughed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Sesshoumaru and Naraku cowered at the annoying laughter like they were melting. Sango and Kagome Fainted,
"Oh Beavis." Kagome sighed,
"Butthead." Sango swooned.
Inu Yasha and the rest just started in disbelief. Kohaku threw Sango's Boomer back to her and disappeared with Naraku and Sesshoumaru and the weird windows leading into another room castle.
"Welp! Now that that's over. Time for." Sango smirked..
(A/n: Not quite the cliffy I thought it to be but oh well!!! READ AND REVIEW!!! I WANT REVIEWS!!!!*Gets demonic low evil voice* GIVE ME YOUR REVIEWS!!!.. whoa. creepy voice.. *Goes over to Jaken* GIVE ME YOUR STAFF!!!!! *Jaken fwaps Hime-chan on her head* or not.)