And now some twisted romantic madness. Might as well use that PG-13 rating while it's up there! Tee hee!
Pillow Talk
Amanda had settled in one of the guest rooms of the Xavier Institute when Kurt teleported in. "All comfy?"
"Yeah, thanks Kurt for letting me stay here."
"You should really thank the Professor, or maybe in this case Logan," Kurt sat on the bed next to her. "It's not looking good out there. It's a bit unnerving to see the Professor drunk like that."
"Well it's not as unnerving as learning your mom isn't the person you thought she was," Amanda sighed.
"I think I can relate to that," Kurt sighed.
"Well I guess compared to your family my problems are kind of normal, somewhat," Amanda sighed.
"As normal as can be expected in a situation like this I guess," Kurt sighed. "Look Amanda, I'm here for you. You know that?"
"Yeah," Amanda leaned on his shoulder. "As crazy as things are right now it's good to know that I can count on you. Thanks."
"Anytime," Kurt hugged her back. "That's what good boyfriends are for."
There was a knock at the door. Logan opened it. "Okay Elf back to your room."
"We weren't doing anything!" Kurt protested.
"We know," Jamie said as he peeked in. "Mr. Logan paid me twenty bucks to spy on you guys to see if you were."
"I also mentioned something about not telling the Elf that!" Logan groaned. "Come on, Amanda's had a busy day."
"Logan we need another bucket!" They heard Jean's voice.
"And we're gonna have a busy night…" Logan sighed.
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Later that night Jean searched for Scott. She found him in the garage in his car. "Scott? What are you doing here?"
"Trying to get some peace and quiet for a change," Scott told her. "It's the one place I go to where I know no one will bother me."
"Besides the Danger Room?" Jean smiled as she got in the car.
"Ha. Ha. What a night," Scott moaned. "I can't believe the Professor and the others got sick like that! I mean, I've never seen them act so irresponsible. With Shipwreck and the Misfits I can understand why but still. It's so odd."
"I know. I never want to go through that again," Jean sighed. "I think that experience has got me sworn off alcohol forever. Not that I ever drank that much anyway…"
"Including Rogue's birthday?" Scott grinned.
"That wasn't exactly my choice Scott!" Jean fumed.
"Sorry," He apologized. "I just couldn't resist."
"Well at least things are quiet now," Jean sighed snuggling up next to him.
"Better enjoy it while it lasts," Scott sighed. "In this place you're lucky if you even get a moment to yourself before some fight breaks out or somebody barges in on you."
"Well, we're alone now," Jean told him as she gave him a playful grin.
"You're right," Scott grinned back as they kissed.
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The next morning…
"Okay why are we in the garage? Why didn't we just teleport in the mansion?" Wanda asked.
"Then we wouldn't have been able to fill Jean's SUV with shaving cream now will we?" Pietro told her. The other Misfits were with him.
"I dunno Pietro," Todd sighed. "I still think they ain't too happy about what happened last night. Maybe we shouldn't push our luck."
"Since when has that ever stopped us?" Althea asked. "Let's start with Scott's car first."
"I'm afraid that is impossible," Xi said softly. He pointed. "It appears to be occupied."
True enough, there were Scott and Jean in the backseat of his car. Both of them were covered with a blanket but it was plain to see that they had nothing else covering them underneath. "Well, well, well…" Lance snickered. "What have we here?"
"Oh my…." Wanda blinked.
"Camera!" Pietro motioned to Fred who took some pictures.
"Wha…" Jean started to wake up and looked out of the car.
"Good Morning!" Lance chirped happily.
"Rise and shine!" The other Misfits shouted happily.
Jean screamed and pulled the blanket over her. Scott jumped up and started to shout. The Misfits ran out of the garage laughing. Pietro doubled back and grabbed something. "PIETRO GIVE US BACK OUR CLOTHES!" Scott screamed.
Meanwhile the rest of the X-Men were eating in the dining room. "Oh my head," Hank moaned. "I think I broke my brain."
"Would you please stop breathing so loud?" Ororo pleaded.
"Kids this is what's called a hang-over," Logan pointed out. "This is what happens when you drink too much. Notice how large the bags under their eyes are."
"Logan…What are you doing?" Xavier asked, clearly in pain.
"Just trying to show the kids the consequences of drinking," Logan grinned. "Have to show them why it's not good for them."
"Who the hell are you to talk?" Hank snapped. "You drank more than any of us!"
"Yeah but I have a healing factor that keeps me from getting drunk," Logan said. "Lesson number two kids. Know your limits."
"I've learned my lesson," Jamie said innocently. "I don't want to end up a drunk like Beast."
Hank glared at him. "You are a very annoying child, you know that?"
"No," Xavier groaned. "He's right. Unfortunately. What we did last night…was inexcusable. We're the ones who are supposed to be setting a good example and we failed. Students, I'm sorry."
"We forgive you Professor," Jamie chirped. "But you're still grounded."
"Hank is right. You are annoying," Xavier grumbled.
"Ignore him Squirt," Logan waved. "That's just the hangover talking. You're lucky Scott and Jean were around to help you. Those two really came through for you last night."
"You're right Logan," Xavier sighed. "Scott and Jean were very mature and responsible last night. They're good examples of…"
"YOU PEOPLE ARE SO DEAD!" Jean could be heard screaming.
Althea, Todd and Lance ran in laughing. "Hey! Morning all!" Todd hopped over and grabbed a roll with his tongue and swallowed it."
"Oh god no!" Rogue rolled her eyes. "Not again!"
"What are they doing here?" Amanda asked.
"They sometimes come to steal our breakfast," Kurt sighed. "I forgot to warn you."
"Looks like they're stealing something else for a change," Rogue remarked.
The remaining Misfits ran in. Pietro was carrying a pile of clothes. "What have you got there?" Remy asked angrily.
"Oh just a little something I picked up!" Pietro grinned.
"Quicksilver you give us back our…" Scott ran in wearing only his boxers. He stopped when he saw everyone in the dining room. "Uh…"
"Scott did you find…." Jean ran in. The blanket was wrapped around her body. "Them…?"
"Oh my…" Amanda gulped.
"You know Summers at our house we usually dress for mealtimes," Fred grinned. "Of course Grey you look quite fetching in that blanket."
"Yeah who would have thought that the blanket Summers keeps in his car would match your eyes?" Pietro grinned. "Coincidence? I think not?"
"Oh god…" Jean gasped and ran out of the room.
"Uh…" Scott's face was red and he backed away. He was too embarrassed and frustrated to say anything coherently. "Excuse me please…" He left the room.
"You were saying?" Remy asked the Professor.
"Some examples they are!" Bobby snickered.
"I've seen worse on TV," Jamie said.
"Looks like I was spying on the wrong couple…" Logan groaned.
"Somebody get me a drink…" Xavier moaned as he put his head into his hands.