So Much For A Peaceful Saturday
"To say I'm disappointed in you would be an understatement," Xavier sighed. Scott and Jean were in the study with Logan and Ororo.
"Not half as disappointed as we were with you last night," Jean said.
"That doesn't give you an excuse to…Well do what you did last night," Xavier told them.
"They had sex Charles," Ororo told them.
"Don't say that word!" Logan snapped.
"I agree," Xavier sighed. "I'm sorry. It's just that I've known the two of you so long…You've kind of become my own children. It's hard for us to think of you as…Well…"
"Sexually active?" Jean asked.
"Don't say that!" Logan groaned.
"Look Scott and I may not have chosen the most…appropriate spot to proclaim our love but it's our lives," Jean said.
"Well did you at least use protection?" Ororo asked.
"Geeze Ororo!" Logan winced. "I don't wanna hear this! Oh god please tell me you were being careful! What am I saying?"
"I've been on the pill since I was in 11th grade okay?" Jean told him.
"Eleventh grade? Who were you with in eleventh grade?" Logan snapped. "Why did I ask that? I don't want to know!"
"That's not why I got it in the first place," Jean told him. "I was having problems with my menstrual flow and…"
"OKAY! TOO MUCH INFORMATION HERE!" Logan shouted.
"I agree," Ororo said. "You two are at an age where you have to make your own decisions."
"Ororo's right. I mean you two are practically adults," Xavier sighed. "It would be pointless to ground you. But you have to remember to act more responsibly!"
"Like you did last night?" Scott asked.
"Don't you just hate it when they have a point?" Logan grinned. "Besides I have a feeling what the kids are be talking about is going to be more than enough punishment anyway."
"Don't remind me," Jean groaned. "Speaking of children why are the Misfits here already without any adults?"
"Who knows why they let them traipse over here whenever they feel like it?" Logan sighed.
"I do," Ororo said. "The adults want to get the kids out of their hair as well as have them try to find new mutants. And to drive us insane."
"I wouldn't be surprised if that was part of their master plan," Xavier sighed. "All right the two of you can go." They left. "I know it's strange, I mean we send them on dangerous missions all the time and let them fight but when it comes to this…"
"Yeah you tend to kind of see them as little kids," Logan sighed. "I hear ya. But let's face facts, those two are over eighteen now and they have to make their own decisions."
"I wouldn't worry too much," Ororo said. "Scott and Jean are responsible young adults. However it's the younger students I'm concerned with. Perhaps we should put together a sex education class."
"That's not a bad idea," Xavier said. "But who would we get to talk to them about it?"
They looked at Logan. "Don't even think about it!" Logan warned them.
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"I can't believe you goons had the nerve to show up today!" Rogue snapped. "Especially after what you did last night!"
Todd and Althea were sitting in the kitchen scarfing down cookies as Rogue, Kurt and Amanda looked on. "What did we do that was so bad?" Todd asked.
"Do you want the short list or the long?" Amanda snapped. "Toad you and your friends ruined my life…again."
"We did not," Althea said. "Blame Kurt's dad and mom for that. Besides like I said your mom was the one keeping the secrets in the family."
"Okay, who left all the blue fur in the guy's shower upstairs?" Ray asked as he walked in.
"Don't look at me," Kurt told him.
"That's right Mr. McCoy was in there all night!" Ray groaned as he walked out. "Figures, it's my turn to clean the bathroom."
"You still shouldn't have barged in on our dinner like that!" Rogue snapped.
"No wonder my parents freaked," Amanda sighed.
"Does your mother know that you're here?" Kurt asked her.
"I told her as I was leaving the house but she kind of looked occupied with those weird plants. So I left a note just in case," Amanda said. "I just needed to get away. Find some place to think."
A loud whoosh sounded upstairs followed by something colliding into a wall. "SAM HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO FLY IN THE HOUSE?" Scott shouted.
"Come back here you stupid dragon!" Forge shouted as he chased after Lockheed. "GIVE ME BACK MY SNEAKER!"
There were the sounds of shouting outside and then an earthquake shook the place. "LANCE! PETER! KNOCK IT OFF YOU TWO!" Kitty shouted. "WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS HAVE TO TEAR UP THE LANDSCAPE!"
"Oh please!" Wanda was heard next. "You like it and you know it!"
"Shut up Wanda!" Kitty shouted.
"Make me!" Wanda shouted back. Soon the sounds of even more things breaking outside joined the sounds of the boy's fighting.
"Is it always such a madhouse around here?" Amanda asked.
"What do you think?" Rogue groaned. "Of course it's not half as bad as when the Misfits are over!"
"And to think I came here to get some peace and quiet," Amanda sighed.
"Boy did you make a wrong choice," Todd snickered.
"That's it," Kurt snapped. "Let's get him!"
Althea and Todd laughed as they ran off. A few hours later the entire mansion was searching the grounds. "I can't believe we are actually looking for the Toad!" Kurt grumbled.
"Toad? Where are you?" Wanda walked around. "Toad!"
"I don't get it," Althea said. "We split up by the woods and we were supposed to meet back at the garden. He'd never forget to meet me anywhere. Where could he be?"
"Hey we found something!" Pietro zoomed up to them. They ran over to a wooded part where the others were. They were standing around a large hole.
"I don't sense anything from this hole," Jean said. "But it looks pretty deep."
"How did this get here?" Kitty asked.
"Don't look at me," Lance said. "I didn't make it."
"You don't think he fell down that weird hole did you?" Fred asked.
"Blob this is Toad we're talking about," Pietro said. "The odds are pretty good."
What happened to our favorite amphibian boy? What has he gotten himself into this time? Tune in next time for the answers and meet some more weird people!