12 DAYS OF FOWL CHRISTMAS
By: book_worm05
DISCLAIMER:
I do not owe Artemis fowl and all of its characters. Thank you.
A/N: hello to all! This is a little something for Christmas. The entire
casts are going to sing over the 12 days of x-mas. My own version. Corny,
idiotic, and stupid. Just tell me what you think. Plz. R&R!
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ALL: On the 12th day of fowl Christmas, Santa gave to me...
Cudgeon: *pouting * 12 Goblins drooling...
ALL: Eeeww...
Grub: 11-- Waaah! I want my mommy!
Trouble: * groans*
Foaly: 10 iris cams... I love these babies...
Chix: 9 ladies love me...* sweeps down hair in front of Holly*
Holly: * gags * Gross... Dream on, Verbil!
Juliet: *Pinches nose * 8 stinky dwarfs...
Mulch: Hey! Watch it!
Trouble: 7 flowers for Holly... *passes flowers to holly *
Holly: * blushes*
ALL: Ooooh....
Butler: 6 neutrinos...
LEP members: hey that's ours! *Grabs weapons from Butler *
Butler: But-- *Starts sulking in the corner *
Artemis: 5 Fairy gold...
LEP members: Boo!
Artemis: *joins Butler in the corner * They hate me!
Mulch: 4--
Root: Shut up convict!
Mulch: What? Everyone sings in this fic!
Root: Except you mulch, except you.
Mulch: *joins sulking in the corner * That's not fair!
Root: *Grins * 3 fungus cigars...
Holly: 2 painful punch! *Hits Artemis *
Artemis: Ouch! That's the Third time Holly, the Third time!
ALL: And a C cube in a pine tree!
Artemis: Waah! That's my cube! What's it doing up there? Hey!
*Chix appears wearing a tinkerbell costume and flies around shooting
fireworks out of the tip of his wand * Merry Christmas!

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A/N: Hi! So what do you think? Corny, idiotic, stupid? Tell me! Plz.
Review!!!