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Summary: Chibi Haru and Kyou.
Warning: Innuendo, HaruxKyou…Ayame?
What was I thinking writing the last chapter!?! It was bad, because Kyou blowing on a pen? I mean, c'mon! If you don't get it, I used to blow in the pens of my gelli rolls if the ink wasn't coming out. Forgive me for writing that.
I'll try writing more perversion with other characters. Ayame will appear. ~_^ Should this be about jokes, or yaoi? Because people don't like yaoi. And coming up with more jokes won't make it as funny. It'll be ruined! So short stories including innuendo and HaruxKyou.
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Kyou and Haru at age nine and eight…
"Kyou-kun, Kyou-kun!" Chibi Haru called.
"What is it, Haru?" Kyou's day didn't go well at all. First, Yuki beat him longer and harder than usual during the family picnic. The family was big, and the reunion was noisy to him and the food was distasteful. That's when he met Kagura, but she had changed because she constantly followed him and grabbed him so much times he lost count. He used to like playing with her, but now she beat him for the littlest things such as playing with Kisa. He knew he shouldn't have come.
He stopped and waited for Haru to catch up. His younger cousin practically skipped up to him.
"Check this out!" Haru eagerly pulled down his pants. He smiled proudly when he heard his older cousin's gasp.
"What did you do to yourself?" His eyes were wide as he gaped.
"Ayame-san played with me."
"Ayame?! Yuki's brother," Kyou said, outraged. "You let that pervert touch you? He's a freaking fruit!"
"Oi! Don't tease Ayame-san. He said girls like this."
Kyou reached his hand out to touch it but Haru stepped back cautiously.
"I don't think you should touch it yet, Kyou-kun," he murmured. "It's pretty swollen."
"Yea," Kyou whistled. "It's huge. Does it feel weird?" Did he sound curious?
"Well…" Haru hesitated. "I guess you can touch it."
Kyou met Haru's gaze and nodded. He moved closer and his fingers hovered over it. Finally, he held it in a caress and touched it softly.
"That tickles," giggled Haru. "I like how you're petting it, Kyou-kun."
Without warning, Kyou pinched it. Haru yelped and jumped back.
"You baka! That hurt," he complained, and nursed it gently.
Kyou scowled and tried to grab Haru again but failed when he tripped over a stone, fell on Haru, and they both landed on the grass.
"Ow," moaned Haru. "Get off. You're hurting it."
Kyou looked down and saw his elbow was right in Haru's sensitive spot. Both boys stood up and brushed themselves off. That's when Hatori called for Haru and said they were leaving.
Haru walked away, but Kyou shouted to him something he was dying to know.
"Did it hurt to get that tattoo on your thigh?"
Haru glanced at him over his shoulder and smiled. "Yes, it did, but since it's the tattoo of an orange cat, I didn't cry as much."
Eight years later…
"Haru, put something on! You'll scare the kids!"
"But Kyou, I'm wearing something," he smirked, "a Speedo."
"I don't care! That tattoo on your thigh makes you look fruity!"
Haru shrugged flirtatiously and dived back into the pool.
Kyou felt it was hard.
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Next chapter. Reviews are good. ^_~
Summary: Chibi Haru and Kyou.
Warning: Innuendo, HaruxKyou…Ayame?
What was I thinking writing the last chapter!?! It was bad, because Kyou blowing on a pen? I mean, c'mon! If you don't get it, I used to blow in the pens of my gelli rolls if the ink wasn't coming out. Forgive me for writing that.
I'll try writing more perversion with other characters. Ayame will appear. ~_^ Should this be about jokes, or yaoi? Because people don't like yaoi. And coming up with more jokes won't make it as funny. It'll be ruined! So short stories including innuendo and HaruxKyou.
~~~~~
Kyou and Haru at age nine and eight…
"Kyou-kun, Kyou-kun!" Chibi Haru called.
"What is it, Haru?" Kyou's day didn't go well at all. First, Yuki beat him longer and harder than usual during the family picnic. The family was big, and the reunion was noisy to him and the food was distasteful. That's when he met Kagura, but she had changed because she constantly followed him and grabbed him so much times he lost count. He used to like playing with her, but now she beat him for the littlest things such as playing with Kisa. He knew he shouldn't have come.
He stopped and waited for Haru to catch up. His younger cousin practically skipped up to him.
"Check this out!" Haru eagerly pulled down his pants. He smiled proudly when he heard his older cousin's gasp.
"What did you do to yourself?" His eyes were wide as he gaped.
"Ayame-san played with me."
"Ayame?! Yuki's brother," Kyou said, outraged. "You let that pervert touch you? He's a freaking fruit!"
"Oi! Don't tease Ayame-san. He said girls like this."
Kyou reached his hand out to touch it but Haru stepped back cautiously.
"I don't think you should touch it yet, Kyou-kun," he murmured. "It's pretty swollen."
"Yea," Kyou whistled. "It's huge. Does it feel weird?" Did he sound curious?
"Well…" Haru hesitated. "I guess you can touch it."
Kyou met Haru's gaze and nodded. He moved closer and his fingers hovered over it. Finally, he held it in a caress and touched it softly.
"That tickles," giggled Haru. "I like how you're petting it, Kyou-kun."
Without warning, Kyou pinched it. Haru yelped and jumped back.
"You baka! That hurt," he complained, and nursed it gently.
Kyou scowled and tried to grab Haru again but failed when he tripped over a stone, fell on Haru, and they both landed on the grass.
"Ow," moaned Haru. "Get off. You're hurting it."
Kyou looked down and saw his elbow was right in Haru's sensitive spot. Both boys stood up and brushed themselves off. That's when Hatori called for Haru and said they were leaving.
Haru walked away, but Kyou shouted to him something he was dying to know.
"Did it hurt to get that tattoo on your thigh?"
Haru glanced at him over his shoulder and smiled. "Yes, it did, but since it's the tattoo of an orange cat, I didn't cry as much."
Eight years later…
"Haru, put something on! You'll scare the kids!"
"But Kyou, I'm wearing something," he smirked, "a Speedo."
"I don't care! That tattoo on your thigh makes you look fruity!"
Haru shrugged flirtatiously and dived back into the pool.
Kyou felt it was hard.
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Next chapter. Reviews are good. ^_~