Bedtime and Bathtime Blunders
"How did you let them talk you into letting the Misfits stay here overnight Charles?" Logan roared. "How?"
"Come now Logan we really need to work on bonding with the Misfits," Xavier said. "Mutants should not be divided. We have to learn to work together."
"You really believe that don't you Charles," Logan growled.
"I have to Logan," Xavier sighed. "I have to."
"Great! Just what I need! Pajama patrol!" Logan threw up his hands. "You know those little maniacs are going to try something!"
"They won't do anything," Xavier told them.
"Wanna bet?" Logan raised an eyebrow.
Meanwhile Kitty yawned as she got ready for bed. "Man I am so wiped." She was wearing her pajamas and walking down the hallway. She headed for the girl's bathroom not noticing the occupied sign. She phased right in.
Someone was in the shower. "Oops. Don't mind me I was just…" She turned around and realized the shower curtain was open. There was Peter, very wet, very naked and very embarrassed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"KITTY!" Peter gasped covering himself with a washcloth as best he could. "What are you doing in here?"
"ME?" She looked around. "In case you hadn't noticed this is the girl's bathroom! What are you doing in here? I mean I can see what you're doing in here but why?"
"Bobby and Toad had a little fight in the boy's bathroom," Peter grabbed the shower curtain to cover himself even more. "There's ice and slime everywhere. Storm said I could shower in here. I put the 'occupied' sign out!"
"Well…who can read at this time of the night?" Kitty blurted. "This is so embarrassing!"
"You are embarrassed?" Peter gasped. "Kitty please go before…"
Just at that moment Tabitha walked into the bathroom with Amara. "Somebody else comes in…" Peter groaned.
"Oh my…" Amara turned bright red.
"Oh pardon us," Tabitha grinned. "Don't let us interrupt."
"Interrupt what?" Althea walked in with Wanda. "Oh."
"Well isn't this interesting?" Wanda grinned.
"It's not what it looks like!" Kitty snapped. "I didn't know he was in here!"
"Sure you didn't Kitty," Althea said.
"Yeah, right," Wanda folded her arms. "I wonder if Lance would believe you."
"Well maybe she thought it was Lance?" Tabitha asked.
"I didn't know anybody was in here!" Kitty protested.
"There's an occupied sign on the knob," Amara pointed out. "How can you not know?"
"I didn't see it okay!" Kitty told them. "And anyway how come you guys are in here if you saw it?"
"We heard a guy's voice in the girls' bathroom duh," Tabitha said. "Would you rather Logan saw this instead of us?"
"Oh no not Logan…" Peter moaned.
"I wouldn't mind seeing a little more," Althea grinned.
Just then Kurt teleported into the bathroom with Amanda hanging onto him. "Whoops…I uh…What are all of you doing in the girl's bathroom?" He gulped.
"Funny question coming from you," Tabitha grinned as she folded her arms.
"I slipped on a patch of ice," Amanda groaned. "Thanks to Bobby. I got a little cut on my leg."
"I was just helping her put a band aid on it, honest!" Kurt protested.
"Well that story's more believable than Kitty's," Wanda said.
"It is not a story!" Kitty protested.
"Well you'd better come up with a good one cause Logan's coming this way," Amara looked out the door.
"Oh no…" Peter blushed. "Nightcrawler!"
"Got ya," Kurt grabbed Peter's arm and teleported him out of there moments before Logan stuck his head in.
"Hi Badger!" Tabitha had grabbed a perfume bottle and 'accidentally' squirted it in his face. "Like the newest perfume?"
"AGGGGHHH!" Logan gasped. "That stuff is awful! Will you girls wash that gunk off and get to bed?"
"Aye aye captain!" Tabitha saluted. "Nice to know no funny business is going on while you're here."
"You got that right!" Logan gasped trying to get the offending odor from his nostrils. He staggered away. "Crazy kids…" He walked down the hallway. "I swear Tabitha gets nuttier every day."
"Come on Cherie…" He heard Remy's voice from Rogue's room. "Just think about it will ya?"
"Listen swamp rat how many times…" She started to say when Logan burst into the door. "Logan!" She was in her bed and Remy was sitting on top of the bed.
"I was um…" Remy gulped.
"I know what you were doing Gumbo!" Logan unsheathed his claws. "Get out!"
"Oh for crying out loud Logan!" Rogue snapped. "With my powers what could he do?"
"There are ways around it!" Logan snapped.
"Really?" Remy asked. "Like what?"
"GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU'RE SHISH KABAOB!" Logan charged at him.
"Only cause you asked so nicely," Remy smirked as he dodged the claws. Instinctively he sent out a charged card at him. Soon the both of them were jumping around the room, trashing it.
"WILL YOU TWO MORONS STOP TRASHING MY ROOM!" Rogue shouted.
Both of them stopped and looked at the damage. "Oops…" Remy gulped.
"Oops is right!" Rogue jumped out of bed and forced the two of them to backpedal out of the room. "And you can forget about me helping you with your history project Remy LeBeau!"
"History project?" Logan looked at him. "Is that what you were talking about?"
"Why else would he be carrying this?" Rogue showed him the history book that was on her bed. "I could have thrown him out on my own! And without destroying the place!"
"What did you think Remy was doing in Rogue's room?" Remy smirked. "You really should be more trusting." Then Rogue hit him on the head with the book. "Ow!"
"Did you really think I'd allow this idiot to do anything to me?" Rogue snapped at Logan. "Hello! Death touch remember?"
Logan looked around and saw that all the other kids were outside the door giggling and smirking. "Well I uh…"
"You are such a hypocrite!" Rogue snapped at him. "You're all in my face when you know damn well I won't do anything and you let Scott and Jean do whatever they want! That is so unfair!"
"Don't forget Kitty and Colossus!" Bobby snickered.
"Shut up and die Drake!" Kitty made a fist.
"WHAT?" Lance shouted.
"Oh yeah Lance I was about to tell you about Kitty and Peter in the shower," Wanda said.
"When was this?" Scott growled.
"Just a few minutes ago," Tabitha said. "While you and Jean were making out in her room."
"Uh…" Scott turned red. "We weren't doing anything!"
"Then why do you have a hickey on your neck?" Althea asked.
"Nice try! I didn't give Scott a hickey! I mean…" Jean gulped.
"What were you doing with him in the shower?" Lance asked Kitty pointing at Peter. "That's what I want to know?"
"It was an accident!" Kitty protested. "I was going to the girl's bathroom to get ready for bed and there he was…"
"WHAT?" Lance turned on him. "YOU WERE GOING TO ATTACK HER WEREN'T YOU?"
"I was just taking a shower!" Peter shouted.
"I'll bet you were!" Lance jumped on him. Soon they were both wrestling in the hallway.
"I can't believe you don't trust me like that!" Rogue shouted at Logan. "You let those boys do whatever they want but one little thing I do and…"
"Fine I'll go beat up Slim and the Tin Man in a moment are you happy?" Logan snapped at Rogue.
"It's a start," Rogue said.
"What did I ever do to you?" Scott yelled at her.
"Recently or do you want me to go way back?" Rogue asked.
"Never a dull moment here is there Kurt?" Amanda asked.
"No there never is," Kurt sighed.
"What is going on out here?" Ororo walked up with Xavier behind him. "Boys! Stop fighting at once!"
"This pervert was going to attack Kitty in the shower!" Lance shouted as he was separated.
"She walked in on me!" Peter snapped back.
"So you're saying Kitty's the real pervert," Pietro said. "That we knew."
"I am so going to pound you Quicksilver!" Kitty shouted as she leapt at him.
"Too slow Kit Kat," Pietro dodged her. "But you're almost as fast as Jean is."
"That's it!" Jean used her telekinesis on Pietro to shove him into a wall. "You're gonna die!"
"Jean no!" Scott shouted. "I want first crack at him!"
"THAT'S IT!" Logan shouted. "FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE A SEX EDUCATION CLASS AND ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY FOR EVERYONE! AND I MEAN EVERYONE!"
"Uh…" Sam raised his hand. "Is that before or after Danger Room practice."
"Forget the Danger Room!" Logan snapped. "It's not important!"
"Wow…those are words I'd never thought I'd hear Logan say," Scott gulped.
"Well Logan that is innovative of you to volunteer to talk to the children…" Xavier began.
"Who said I was gonna talk to 'em?" Logan growled. "I'm just gonna make sure everyone shows up and nobody leaves the room! You're going to talk to them!"
"Couldn't agree more," Ororo folded her arms.
"I'm getting another headache…" Xavier sighed.
Next up: Sex Ed for Mutants. Nuff said!