A/n: Wow, my 1st story really, needs to be updated....lol, and I have a great idea...

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Chapter 12:

Miroku the Great sings!!!!

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"I Believe in Miracles! When ing wrong.." Miroku sang turning to a little girl and pointing with both fingers, "You sexy thing!" he winked, the girl giggled as Miroku walked/danced around the village.

Kagome and Sango blinked watching Miroku. "I gave him my walkman.. and my grandpa's CDs.." Kagome answered,

"Ahh... that explains it.." Sango blinked.

Miroku felt someone was watching and turned to Sango, and Sango's Grandpa..who had...incredibly sexy legs..

Miroku whistled low looking at the legs, "Hi Sango..." he said downcast. Sango's heart broke,

"Hi Miroku... I. Really.. I... HERE'S MY GRANPA!!!!!!" Sango thrusted Kagome, into Miroku, Miroku blinked twitching his cat ears, taking his hand....he groped her.

"Kagome-Sama, why do you wish to cover your beauty up?"

"AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome smacked Miroku across the face.

"How did you know???" Sango gasped,

"You just told me.." Miroku rubbed the red handprint.

"And what if I really was her grandpa...?" Kagome scowled,

"Well then, I'd be one VERY scared monk...." Miroku smiled walking off and singing/dancing around again.

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Sango sighed, "I will agree, I won't agree and die and lonely woman who's made a lot of mistakes in her life.." she said that over and over again creating a new tongue twister.

"Go say you're his mate..." Kagome smiled sitting down by her wrapping an arm around her.

"Yeah Sango, stop looming around my god tree..." Inu Yasha growled from one of the branches, Sango blushed, Kagome smiled.

"Come on... You know you want to...." a little shoulder devil of Kagome popped onto Sango's shoulder. Sango blinked,

"Yeah, listen to her for once.." A Kagome shoulder angel came in,

"Wait aren't you supposed to contradict what she says?" Sango looked at the angel,

"Well just look at her, she's too drop dead sexy not to listen to..." The angel explained.

"You my friend...Have taste..." the shoulder Devil commented, "Come on let's get out of here..." the two Kagome's flew off of Sango's shoulders.

Sango stood up yelling off into the distance, "CAME BACK HERE YOU DAMN SHOULDER PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!" she shook her fist. Kagome and Inu Yasha looked at each other then Sango.

"Uhh... Sango?" Kagome blinked.

"What's your problem?" Inu Yasha blinked as well, Sango blushed.

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Sango and Miroku met in front of Kaede's hut, in one of those awkward moments. "Sango?"

"Miroku?" they said at the same time, not even noticing or listening to each other.

"I'm sorry..." they said together.

"SORRY??? I should be sorry!!!!!!" they did it again. (getting old people)

"Look, the truth is.. I really wanna be your mate.."

"I'm sorry to rush you...." they did it AGAIN..

The blinked at each other, Sango covered Miroku's mouth, "I want to be you're mate, I just said the wrong thing at the wrong time.." she said in one breath, letting it all out.

Miroku took her hands from his mouth and kissed her.

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A/n: Jesus Christ couldn't they make up their minds???? Lol, anyways review for the next chapter!