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Summary: Kyou finds Ayame with Haru! What's he gonna do?

Warning: Innuendo (yea) and HaruxKyou. Ayame being fruity.

Disclaimer: Yea, I don't own the characters. There should be more Kyou and Haru action.

Hm. The update took long because I'm not satisfied with it, but I'm giving it to you anyway! Try harder…

On with the story.

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"Ayame-san," breathed Haru. "That was incredible."

"What can I say," Ayame mused. "I'm an expert on this." He tossed his hair over his shoulder and sighed blissfully.

Haru rolled onto his side to face the older man. "Please don't tell Kyou about this. He usually prides himself in doing this with me, and if he finds out about us…well, he'd skin us alive." He chuckled at the thought.

"I see what you mean," Ayame laughed with him. "I don't blame him though. To have your trustworthy lover break that trust…" he cupped Haru's face sweetly in his hands. "I'd hate to cause you both any arguments."

Haru nodded and continued to lay with Ayame.

Then the door broke open. A very tousled and infuriated Kyou stormed in.

Haru was beyond shock while Ayame smirked casually.

"It's about time he arrived," Ayame whispered.

"Get out!" Kyou erupted furiously. "Haru would never seek pleasure in a fruit like you!"

"You underestimate the power of my fruitiness, Kyoukichi-kun," Ayame winked. "I provided him with something you couldn't at the time." He walked to Kyou from the bed he'd laid down on, laid down on his HIS bed, with…Haru. Kyou seethed. He was blinded by rage, and hardly saw the hand Ayame held out in front of him. "No hard feelings?"

"You bastard," he growled. "Don't come anywhere near Haru again."

"Kyoukichi-kun, it was Haru who asked me for company, anyway." He sneered.

"Then don't do it in my room!" Kyou glanced at the hand in front of him, still expected to be shaken in amends. A forced smile twitched on his lips and he took the hand in his own.

"Accept my apology?" Ayame asked.

"Okay," Kyou said through gritted teeth and grabbed the snake's hand. A nasty crunch echoed from their hands.

"Ouch!" Ayame nursed his broken hand soothingly. "Don't be so brutal, Kyoukichi-kun."

"Get out," Kyou hissed in a low voice. Ayame did, after he blew a kiss at Haru. When the door was closed (more like fell apart because it was broken), Kyou sprang from where he stood and pounced on Haru in the bed.

"You dumb cow!" he gripped Haru's shoulders. "Only I can read you bedtime stories!" Kyou had him trapped under him.

Haru winced at Kyou's loud voice. Their faces were close, so he pecked Kyou innocently on the cheek. "Forgive me, kitten. I thought you were too busy to read to me."

"That's a dumb excuse," Kyou said. "Besides, I tell better stories than him."

Haru smiled. He had wrapped his arms around Kyou's neck and brought the other closer. Kyou laid on top of Haru without crushing him with his weight. His head rested on Haru's shoulder, snug.

"I just wanted to make you jealous," murmured Haru. "You've been paying Yuki a lot of attention lately, more than I ever did."

"Is that your problem?" Kyou asked in disbelief and resentment. "You'd think I'd actually like Yuki? He bores me. All we ever do is fight lately." He nipped on Haru's ear lobe and received a deep moan.

Still angry, Kyou pulled back.

"I'm tired," he said. "Go to sleep."

"But, Kyou…" pouted Haru. He suddenly found himself pushed over the bed and on the floor.

"Sleep there," ordered Kyou. "You need to be punished for what you did and your nasty mind for thinking I'd leave you for Yuki."

Haru cursed all through the night. 'Just wait till tomorrow,' Black Haru laughed in his evil dark head.

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TBC…A little kid told them to shut up when my friends were singing "If you're happy and you know it…"



Sigh. I hope the story isn't getting too dramatic for the two. I think the main thing is humor…so I must be becoming dull.