Yes! Spread 'em More!
Summary: Kyou is still afraid of being poked and Haru gives him a taste of it.
Warning: Trust me, it's not as bad as the summary sounds. PG!
Disclaimer: Property of a lady who didn't draw enough HaruxKyou.
I did this at the top of my head. I wanted a chapter involving curse words… but this is rated PG. How can people live without lemons… Maybe in future chapters.
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"Cocks are big-headed."
Milk sputtered from Kyou's mouth faster than lightening. Haru stood beside him and was quick enough to duck. Unfortunately, Yuki, who sat by the table doing God knows what, was soaked by it. He stormed out in a huff, leaving Kyou with Haru.
Kyou looked at Haru with wide eyes and mouth hanging open. It took some time for him to gain enough composure and still be angry.
"Wh-what are you talking about, you dumb cow?!" He wiped the milk from his mouth while glaring at Haru.
Haru smiled lazily. "I was just thinking how the roosters outside make so much noise. I try to get my beauty sleep."
Kyou rolled his eyes and groaned in annoyance. "I swear, you say the dumbest things." He walked to the fridge to place the milk carton back. Haru made himself comfortable sitting by the table and motioned for Kyou to sit with him. Hesitantly, the other obliged. He sat down next to the younger teen, but was pulled into his lap instead.
Haru nuzzled his face behind Kyou's head and kissed the back of his neck several times. Meanwhile, Kyou squirmed uncomfortably in his lap.
"Haru," Kyou hissed, "there's something poking me in the arse."
Haru frowned and held Kyou's waist tightly to prevent the redhead from moving away. "Now, it's not what you think kitty."
Kyou snorted. "It feels suspiciously like--"
"I know," Haru sighed. "I was hoping to save this for later, but…"
Black Haru ruthlessly threw Kyou onto his back and pinned him down under him.
"I can't wait any longer," he growled huskily.
He took it out slowly, just for some suspense. He gained pleasure from seeing the expression of fear on the other boy's face. When he finally stuck it in Kyou with a swift motion, he received a strangled cry. Kyou bucked viciously and hissed at Black Haru, rage and pain evident in his blazing eyes.
"Why here," he shouted. "Why now!?" He struggled under Black Haru, but looked weak compared to the taller boy. "When I wake up, I'll kill you!"
"Kyou," whispered Black Haru, "you're overreacting. What I'm giving you will help you feel better."
Kyou didn't seem to be listening. He didn't cease his struggling and didn't appreciate Black Haru leaning his face closer to his and capturing his lips. He cried and moaned into the other's mouth just to aggravate him, but he figured by the way Black Haru became more desperate in his kissing was because the jerk enjoyed the sounds he made. When he needed a breath, he tore his lips from Black Haru's and looked away.
"I hate you like this," he spat, flustered.
"You're just saying that," Black Haru said, his tone malicious.
"You have no idea." Kyou smirked at Black Haru's uneasiness.
"I only gave it to you because you needed it!" He cupped Kyou's face in his hands to look directly into those amber eyes.
Kyou looked at Haru with innocent confusion. "If you're worried about the noisy cocks keeping me up," he gave Haru a sweet kiss on the cheek, "they don't keep me up as much as you do at night."
Haru still stared back into Kyou's eyes with surprise, but smiled. Kyou was adorable because he was blushing, obviously embarrassed about what he just said. The other boy still gazed sternly into the grey eyes.
"So you're not mad at me for giving you a shot?"
Kyou shook his head. "I'll forgive you this time. You know I don't like needles."
"I didn't know that," murmured Haru. "The medicine was to help you sleep at night. I'm worried about you," he said sincerely.
Kyou blushed but still yelled at Haru. "Then next time give me a pill!" He pushed Haru off of him and sat up. Haru's stare unnerved him, though. There was something very needy about those beady grey eyes. Puppy-eyes…oh no. Kyou stood up and shuffled away. "I'll rest alone in my bedroom."
Without thinking, Haru grabbed Kyou's ankle and the older boy lost balance. He landed on the floor with his hands and knees before he could've let himself fall completely on the younger boy. Haru seemed to be delighted in this position. He wrapped his legs around the thin waist, bringing Kyou closer.
Then Shigure walked in and slowly made his way to the fridge, taking out an apple, and walked back out, not even glancing at Kyou or Haru.
Kyou sweat-dropped and Haru blinked.
Like a typhoon, Shigure came back with a video camera in hand.
"You can continue," he said excitedly. "I'm just going to give a copy of this to Aya~!"
As to be expected, Shigure was plummeted by a flying table thrown by a rampaging Kyou.
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Is it weird for boys to gossip about soap operas?
The story seemed to be filled with drama in the middle. I just don't think people can really be funny if they're getting a shot. _ Hope Kyou didn't seem too OOC.
Summary: Kyou is still afraid of being poked and Haru gives him a taste of it.
Warning: Trust me, it's not as bad as the summary sounds. PG!
Disclaimer: Property of a lady who didn't draw enough HaruxKyou.
I did this at the top of my head. I wanted a chapter involving curse words… but this is rated PG. How can people live without lemons… Maybe in future chapters.
~~~~~
"Cocks are big-headed."
Milk sputtered from Kyou's mouth faster than lightening. Haru stood beside him and was quick enough to duck. Unfortunately, Yuki, who sat by the table doing God knows what, was soaked by it. He stormed out in a huff, leaving Kyou with Haru.
Kyou looked at Haru with wide eyes and mouth hanging open. It took some time for him to gain enough composure and still be angry.
"Wh-what are you talking about, you dumb cow?!" He wiped the milk from his mouth while glaring at Haru.
Haru smiled lazily. "I was just thinking how the roosters outside make so much noise. I try to get my beauty sleep."
Kyou rolled his eyes and groaned in annoyance. "I swear, you say the dumbest things." He walked to the fridge to place the milk carton back. Haru made himself comfortable sitting by the table and motioned for Kyou to sit with him. Hesitantly, the other obliged. He sat down next to the younger teen, but was pulled into his lap instead.
Haru nuzzled his face behind Kyou's head and kissed the back of his neck several times. Meanwhile, Kyou squirmed uncomfortably in his lap.
"Haru," Kyou hissed, "there's something poking me in the arse."
Haru frowned and held Kyou's waist tightly to prevent the redhead from moving away. "Now, it's not what you think kitty."
Kyou snorted. "It feels suspiciously like--"
"I know," Haru sighed. "I was hoping to save this for later, but…"
Black Haru ruthlessly threw Kyou onto his back and pinned him down under him.
"I can't wait any longer," he growled huskily.
He took it out slowly, just for some suspense. He gained pleasure from seeing the expression of fear on the other boy's face. When he finally stuck it in Kyou with a swift motion, he received a strangled cry. Kyou bucked viciously and hissed at Black Haru, rage and pain evident in his blazing eyes.
"Why here," he shouted. "Why now!?" He struggled under Black Haru, but looked weak compared to the taller boy. "When I wake up, I'll kill you!"
"Kyou," whispered Black Haru, "you're overreacting. What I'm giving you will help you feel better."
Kyou didn't seem to be listening. He didn't cease his struggling and didn't appreciate Black Haru leaning his face closer to his and capturing his lips. He cried and moaned into the other's mouth just to aggravate him, but he figured by the way Black Haru became more desperate in his kissing was because the jerk enjoyed the sounds he made. When he needed a breath, he tore his lips from Black Haru's and looked away.
"I hate you like this," he spat, flustered.
"You're just saying that," Black Haru said, his tone malicious.
"You have no idea." Kyou smirked at Black Haru's uneasiness.
"I only gave it to you because you needed it!" He cupped Kyou's face in his hands to look directly into those amber eyes.
Kyou looked at Haru with innocent confusion. "If you're worried about the noisy cocks keeping me up," he gave Haru a sweet kiss on the cheek, "they don't keep me up as much as you do at night."
Haru still stared back into Kyou's eyes with surprise, but smiled. Kyou was adorable because he was blushing, obviously embarrassed about what he just said. The other boy still gazed sternly into the grey eyes.
"So you're not mad at me for giving you a shot?"
Kyou shook his head. "I'll forgive you this time. You know I don't like needles."
"I didn't know that," murmured Haru. "The medicine was to help you sleep at night. I'm worried about you," he said sincerely.
Kyou blushed but still yelled at Haru. "Then next time give me a pill!" He pushed Haru off of him and sat up. Haru's stare unnerved him, though. There was something very needy about those beady grey eyes. Puppy-eyes…oh no. Kyou stood up and shuffled away. "I'll rest alone in my bedroom."
Without thinking, Haru grabbed Kyou's ankle and the older boy lost balance. He landed on the floor with his hands and knees before he could've let himself fall completely on the younger boy. Haru seemed to be delighted in this position. He wrapped his legs around the thin waist, bringing Kyou closer.
Then Shigure walked in and slowly made his way to the fridge, taking out an apple, and walked back out, not even glancing at Kyou or Haru.
Kyou sweat-dropped and Haru blinked.
Like a typhoon, Shigure came back with a video camera in hand.
"You can continue," he said excitedly. "I'm just going to give a copy of this to Aya~!"
As to be expected, Shigure was plummeted by a flying table thrown by a rampaging Kyou.
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Is it weird for boys to gossip about soap operas?
The story seemed to be filled with drama in the middle. I just don't think people can really be funny if they're getting a shot. _ Hope Kyou didn't seem too OOC.