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Summary: Kyou is in control, and orders Haru to bite it!! This may be longer than the other chapters.
Warning: Hm…innuendo, Yuki gone crazy, Kyou trying to be cunning, and an innocent Haru. The couple is a no-brainer…
Disclaimer: Characters are Natsuki Takaya's; the conspiracy is mine.
The prank for the pranksters
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"Bite it."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
"Kyou, I've already bitten it."
"Then bite it again!"
"It's too hard."
"Bite it harder…!"
"I don't want to hurt--"
"Haru!" Kyou yelled frantically.
"I think I've had enough, Kyou. You should quit this, too."
"No. I'm not leaving until you bite it!"
Haru let out on exhausted breath. "Isn't putting it in my mouth enough for you?"
"No."
"But I sucked, also."
"More!"
"And licked."
"I don't care," Kyou said. "Even I can do that. Remember, you owe me favors. You don't know how humiliating it was to do all that other stuff for you!"
"Kyou, maybe doing this in Yuki's room wasn't such a good idea," Haru pointed out.
"I'd like to see his face when he comes in here," sneered Kyou.
"Kyou," Haru said in a warning tone of voice.
"Alright! We'll do it in the bathroom," Kyou said impatiently. He took Haru's hand and practically ran to the bathroom in a hurry. They had to duck and swerve a corner when they saw Yuki walking to his room. Kyou pushed Haru into the bathroom first and shut the door. He barricaded it with all the toilet paper he could find under the sink, making sure no one could interrupt them.
"Now we can finish it," Kyou said hopefully.
"But Yuki's room…" Haru mentioned.
"What about that rat's room?"
"You forgot to clean up our mess."
Kyou slapped a hand over his forehead. Their mess! He entirely forgot to clean it up during his haste to get out of there!
"Damnit," he cursed. "That rat will see it and know we were--"
He was cut short by a shriek. Yuki. He couldn't blame the damn rat for making such a big deal out of the mess- but did he really have to scream horribly like a girl? Kyou glanced at Haru and saw the bored expression. Didn't that dumb cow know what Yuki could possibly do once he found them?
"We have to get rid of the evidence," Haru's calm voice brought Kyou back.
"You sound like an idiot," Kyou hissed, "you dumb-- hey!"
Haru bit the jawbreaker, creating a loud crunch. Kyou winched, and hoped the teen didn't break any teeth. He knew that thing was tough. They had tried to smash it with a hammer, but it only put a dent on the table. It would've been easier if the dumb cow had actually transformed into a cow then bitten it.
"Here." Haru handed him some of the smaller pieces. Kyou took it and chewed and sucked until nothing was left. He wasn't eating it for himself, but to cause Yuki distress. It all started on Halloween…
They'd all received some candy. Trick-or-treating wasn't something Kyou did, so he just shopped for candy. The next day, Kyou had already finished it all, except for the chocolate he gave to Haru. But it's been a week and Yuki still had his share. He'd saved most of it, but what he really liked to save for last was the jawbreaker. Kyou knew this because that damn rat practically shoved the candy in his face and pranced triumphantly about how he was better than him at everything and blah, blah, blah. Kyou wasn't listening to him after that.
Kyou came up with the sinister idea of revenge on that damn rat and his godforsaken candy. With Haru, they snuck into Yuki's room intent and finding the prized candy. They searched for the jawbreaker high and low, and finally found it under the pillow. Kyou would have never thought to look there. Haru wouldn't have found it if he wasn't suggesting that they do other "things" on the bed.
But when they found it, Kyou demanded that they get rid of it immediately. That was the whole plan- to destroy the jawbreaker and Yuki's heart all at once! When the rat found it missing, he'd be all shaken up, and Kyou wouldn't have to put up with his conceited ways any longer!
They tried breaking it in the beginning, but Haru thought that would be wasteful. The only way to dispose it properly would be to eat it. So here they were, in their current screwed situation.
Haru was rubbing his sore mouth after he chewed the remains of the lethal candy. "I don't think I'll be able to use my mouth in our nightly activities for a while."
"Shut up, idiot," snapped Kyou. He put his ear to the door, after shoving toilet paper out of the way, and listened carefully for any signs of Yuki coming in a tremendous storm down the halls. So far, he heard nothing. "What's taking Yuki so long?"
"Maybe he's sad, not angry," Haru whispered solemnly. "We may have hurt him deeply, taking away his jawbreaker…Kyou, I feel bad."
"You dumb cow," hissed Kyou. "Don't show sympathy for the enemy!"
"I showed sympathy for you all these years," Haru murmured. Kyou went rigid but ignored it.
"Sssh!" He prepared to open the bathroom door, after tossing all the toilet paper aside, and took a brave step out. He held his breath, and motioned for Haru to come out with him. Another step, when--
"I have you now, gato estúpido!" Yuki tackled Kyou to the ground. His eyes were glowing madly and he was foaming from the mouth disturbingly.
"Ah! It's hideous!" Kyou looked away and tried not to breathe.
"Yuki," Haru finally spoke, "since when did you use Spanish?"
"Haru!" Kyou shouted angrily. "Can't you see I'm being mauled by Yuki?! You can talk about his Spanish lessons later!" He tried to claw his way from the clutches of the deformed Yuki.
Yuki changed back to his original state we all know and love, smirking down at Kyou. "You'll be more than mauled by me. Something worse awaits you…" He chuckled sinisterly. Kyou cowered and tried to slip from his grasp. Yuki stood up and continued to cackle like a maniac and he kept Kyou is a strong chokehold. The redhead hissed and cried out.
"Haru, don't just stand there," he glared for all his worth. "Help me!"
"Haru can't help you, baka neko," said Yuki. "He told me all about this. You fell for your own prank."
"Then why not have stopped me before we ate your precious jawbreaker?!"
There was a silence.
"Actually, I didn't have time to meet you because Ms. Honda and I were--"
"I don't want to hear your love stories about Tohru!" Kyou finally kicked Yuki in his precious area and ran away as fast as he could; not before grabbing Haru and dragging the poor cow along. Kyou ran out the house and across the garden, jumped a few fences, and made it to the busy street. Haru continued to race along with him and Kyou heard his tired breaths.
"Kyou," Haru panted, "where are we going, dear?"
Kyou eventually halted and spun around furiously to face Haru.
"What I want to know is why you ratted me out to that rat." He pushed Haru away. "You don't have to tell me. I bet you still like him." Let's face it- he was definitely pouting, whether he knew it or not.
Haru chuckled. "I did it for us."
"Sounds like one of those clichéd movies…"
"No!" Haru grabbed Kyou's hands between his own. "I mean I did it because Yuki promised he would get us reservations to a hotel room up town."
Kyou eyed Haru up and down. "You mean in the end, it's all about getting me to bed?"
"You can say that," Black Haru smiled, which wasn't a nice smile. Just sexy. Kyou looked away to prevent himself from falling on his hands and knees and begging they go to the hotel now.
"I don't see why Yuki would go through the trouble and do this for us when we ate his jawbreaker," Kyou said.
Haru didn't say anything until they were back at the house. "We should start packing," he said cheerfully. "The sooner we leave, the better."
"You got that right," Kyou scoffed.
They left, not bothering to notice that the house was dark and only lit with candles.
On the table, was a finely cooked meal and glasses filled with champagne.
"How do you like this, Ms. Honda?" Yuki smiled at Tohru as they walked in.
"It's really nice, Yuki," blushed Tohru. "I'm sorry I couldn't cook for you tonight."
"It's no problem." Yuki ushered Tohru to sit down and sat himself.
"It's too bad Kyou and Haru couldn't join us," Tohru said.
Yuki grinned. "They won't be here for a while." He took a sip from his champagne. "I'm afraid they've gone to stay at a hotel. Shigure is at Ayame's. We're here…all alone." He hinted with a glint in his eyes. Tohru nodded absently, still not comprehending what he meant.
Elsewhere, a couple made noises all night.
~~~~~
..no, not Shigure and Ayame. This is HaruxKyou
Too long because I feel happy about a day off thanks to the holiday~!
You may like HaruxKyou, but if you hate YukixTohru, I'm just adding that to put another unbelievable romance in the mix. Maybe Kagura should come in soon…
Summary: Kyou is in control, and orders Haru to bite it!! This may be longer than the other chapters.
Warning: Hm…innuendo, Yuki gone crazy, Kyou trying to be cunning, and an innocent Haru. The couple is a no-brainer…
Disclaimer: Characters are Natsuki Takaya's; the conspiracy is mine.
The prank for the pranksters
~~~~~
"Bite it."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
"Kyou, I've already bitten it."
"Then bite it again!"
"It's too hard."
"Bite it harder…!"
"I don't want to hurt--"
"Haru!" Kyou yelled frantically.
"I think I've had enough, Kyou. You should quit this, too."
"No. I'm not leaving until you bite it!"
Haru let out on exhausted breath. "Isn't putting it in my mouth enough for you?"
"No."
"But I sucked, also."
"More!"
"And licked."
"I don't care," Kyou said. "Even I can do that. Remember, you owe me favors. You don't know how humiliating it was to do all that other stuff for you!"
"Kyou, maybe doing this in Yuki's room wasn't such a good idea," Haru pointed out.
"I'd like to see his face when he comes in here," sneered Kyou.
"Kyou," Haru said in a warning tone of voice.
"Alright! We'll do it in the bathroom," Kyou said impatiently. He took Haru's hand and practically ran to the bathroom in a hurry. They had to duck and swerve a corner when they saw Yuki walking to his room. Kyou pushed Haru into the bathroom first and shut the door. He barricaded it with all the toilet paper he could find under the sink, making sure no one could interrupt them.
"Now we can finish it," Kyou said hopefully.
"But Yuki's room…" Haru mentioned.
"What about that rat's room?"
"You forgot to clean up our mess."
Kyou slapped a hand over his forehead. Their mess! He entirely forgot to clean it up during his haste to get out of there!
"Damnit," he cursed. "That rat will see it and know we were--"
He was cut short by a shriek. Yuki. He couldn't blame the damn rat for making such a big deal out of the mess- but did he really have to scream horribly like a girl? Kyou glanced at Haru and saw the bored expression. Didn't that dumb cow know what Yuki could possibly do once he found them?
"We have to get rid of the evidence," Haru's calm voice brought Kyou back.
"You sound like an idiot," Kyou hissed, "you dumb-- hey!"
Haru bit the jawbreaker, creating a loud crunch. Kyou winched, and hoped the teen didn't break any teeth. He knew that thing was tough. They had tried to smash it with a hammer, but it only put a dent on the table. It would've been easier if the dumb cow had actually transformed into a cow then bitten it.
"Here." Haru handed him some of the smaller pieces. Kyou took it and chewed and sucked until nothing was left. He wasn't eating it for himself, but to cause Yuki distress. It all started on Halloween…
They'd all received some candy. Trick-or-treating wasn't something Kyou did, so he just shopped for candy. The next day, Kyou had already finished it all, except for the chocolate he gave to Haru. But it's been a week and Yuki still had his share. He'd saved most of it, but what he really liked to save for last was the jawbreaker. Kyou knew this because that damn rat practically shoved the candy in his face and pranced triumphantly about how he was better than him at everything and blah, blah, blah. Kyou wasn't listening to him after that.
Kyou came up with the sinister idea of revenge on that damn rat and his godforsaken candy. With Haru, they snuck into Yuki's room intent and finding the prized candy. They searched for the jawbreaker high and low, and finally found it under the pillow. Kyou would have never thought to look there. Haru wouldn't have found it if he wasn't suggesting that they do other "things" on the bed.
But when they found it, Kyou demanded that they get rid of it immediately. That was the whole plan- to destroy the jawbreaker and Yuki's heart all at once! When the rat found it missing, he'd be all shaken up, and Kyou wouldn't have to put up with his conceited ways any longer!
They tried breaking it in the beginning, but Haru thought that would be wasteful. The only way to dispose it properly would be to eat it. So here they were, in their current screwed situation.
Haru was rubbing his sore mouth after he chewed the remains of the lethal candy. "I don't think I'll be able to use my mouth in our nightly activities for a while."
"Shut up, idiot," snapped Kyou. He put his ear to the door, after shoving toilet paper out of the way, and listened carefully for any signs of Yuki coming in a tremendous storm down the halls. So far, he heard nothing. "What's taking Yuki so long?"
"Maybe he's sad, not angry," Haru whispered solemnly. "We may have hurt him deeply, taking away his jawbreaker…Kyou, I feel bad."
"You dumb cow," hissed Kyou. "Don't show sympathy for the enemy!"
"I showed sympathy for you all these years," Haru murmured. Kyou went rigid but ignored it.
"Sssh!" He prepared to open the bathroom door, after tossing all the toilet paper aside, and took a brave step out. He held his breath, and motioned for Haru to come out with him. Another step, when--
"I have you now, gato estúpido!" Yuki tackled Kyou to the ground. His eyes were glowing madly and he was foaming from the mouth disturbingly.
"Ah! It's hideous!" Kyou looked away and tried not to breathe.
"Yuki," Haru finally spoke, "since when did you use Spanish?"
"Haru!" Kyou shouted angrily. "Can't you see I'm being mauled by Yuki?! You can talk about his Spanish lessons later!" He tried to claw his way from the clutches of the deformed Yuki.
Yuki changed back to his original state we all know and love, smirking down at Kyou. "You'll be more than mauled by me. Something worse awaits you…" He chuckled sinisterly. Kyou cowered and tried to slip from his grasp. Yuki stood up and continued to cackle like a maniac and he kept Kyou is a strong chokehold. The redhead hissed and cried out.
"Haru, don't just stand there," he glared for all his worth. "Help me!"
"Haru can't help you, baka neko," said Yuki. "He told me all about this. You fell for your own prank."
"Then why not have stopped me before we ate your precious jawbreaker?!"
There was a silence.
"Actually, I didn't have time to meet you because Ms. Honda and I were--"
"I don't want to hear your love stories about Tohru!" Kyou finally kicked Yuki in his precious area and ran away as fast as he could; not before grabbing Haru and dragging the poor cow along. Kyou ran out the house and across the garden, jumped a few fences, and made it to the busy street. Haru continued to race along with him and Kyou heard his tired breaths.
"Kyou," Haru panted, "where are we going, dear?"
Kyou eventually halted and spun around furiously to face Haru.
"What I want to know is why you ratted me out to that rat." He pushed Haru away. "You don't have to tell me. I bet you still like him." Let's face it- he was definitely pouting, whether he knew it or not.
Haru chuckled. "I did it for us."
"Sounds like one of those clichéd movies…"
"No!" Haru grabbed Kyou's hands between his own. "I mean I did it because Yuki promised he would get us reservations to a hotel room up town."
Kyou eyed Haru up and down. "You mean in the end, it's all about getting me to bed?"
"You can say that," Black Haru smiled, which wasn't a nice smile. Just sexy. Kyou looked away to prevent himself from falling on his hands and knees and begging they go to the hotel now.
"I don't see why Yuki would go through the trouble and do this for us when we ate his jawbreaker," Kyou said.
Haru didn't say anything until they were back at the house. "We should start packing," he said cheerfully. "The sooner we leave, the better."
"You got that right," Kyou scoffed.
They left, not bothering to notice that the house was dark and only lit with candles.
On the table, was a finely cooked meal and glasses filled with champagne.
"How do you like this, Ms. Honda?" Yuki smiled at Tohru as they walked in.
"It's really nice, Yuki," blushed Tohru. "I'm sorry I couldn't cook for you tonight."
"It's no problem." Yuki ushered Tohru to sit down and sat himself.
"It's too bad Kyou and Haru couldn't join us," Tohru said.
Yuki grinned. "They won't be here for a while." He took a sip from his champagne. "I'm afraid they've gone to stay at a hotel. Shigure is at Ayame's. We're here…all alone." He hinted with a glint in his eyes. Tohru nodded absently, still not comprehending what he meant.
Elsewhere, a couple made noises all night.
~~~~~
..no, not Shigure and Ayame. This is HaruxKyou
Too long because I feel happy about a day off thanks to the holiday~!
You may like HaruxKyou, but if you hate YukixTohru, I'm just adding that to put another unbelievable romance in the mix. Maybe Kagura should come in soon…