Spread em More
Summary: …it's innuendo. Yay! Kyou's too tight for it. Haru's by his side to help.
Warning: This is shorter than lately. Good 'ol innuendo!
Why did I write this without a draft? This idea just came to my head. This is an example of a "super short and dull innuendo chapter"! Wah! (…I'm listening to Naruto music…yea. Evil, evil, Kabuto…)
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"Uh! Too much…Haru," screamed Kyou.
"No, it's perfect," Haru smiled affectionately.
"Can't you see straight?! I'm tightening here!"
"Yes," murmured Haru, "Now that I feel it, it's pretty tight."
"Yea! And really hard on me," accused Kyou.
Haru nodded. "I can almost feel your pain," he smiled innocently.
"Pain?! You have no idea…"
"You're supposed to be enjoying this," snickered Haru.
"How can I enjoy this!" Kyou said. "I'm practically being tortured. And stop touching me!" He slapped the pale hand away.
"I'm just trying to help," Haru informed.
"Help my ass," growled Kyou. "You just want a piece of it!"
"No, Kyou, now's not a time to be abusing it. It's nice on you, actually."
Kyou's face heated instantly. "It's that nice?" He asked timidly.
"Yes," smiled Haru.
"There's something wrong with this, though…"
"Come here," Haru said. He placed his hands on Kyou's waist and turned him around so that he got a good look at the redhead's backside. "Mind if I take a look?"
Kyou shook his head. "Just do it. We have to get ready soon."
"Yea, for the party," growled Haru in irritation. He let is hand travel down Kyou's back. "Spread your legs"
"I'm hoping you're not going to do what you usually do," hissed Kyou.
"No. I'm checking to make sure it's not hurting you. You could be too tight for it."
"Don't you mean it's too tight for me?"
"Whatever," Haru said. He put a hand between Kyou's thighs.
"HARU!"
"You mean it's not tight around there," questioned Haru, oblivious to the glares Kyou gave him.
"It's fine down there, you idiot! It's the waist!"
"The waist is too tight?" Kyou nodded. Haru took out the measuring tape and measured the slim waist. "You're right. You can't be that thin," he chuckled. "And you're so used to baggier clothes."
"Just help me out of this dress," moaned Kyou.
"Didn't I say it looks nice on you?" Haru smirked.
"It's humiliating," mumbled Kyou. "Thank God nobody but you has seen me in it." He unzipped the back and tugged a few times before he could finally pull it over his head. "Next time, Ayame can find someone else to try on his goddamned dresses!" He threw the pink laced garment on the bed.
"I was hoping you'd wear that to the party," chuckled Haru. Kyou sent him a scowl.
"Wear that?" He yelled. "I can't move in it!"
"It can fit Kisa then," smiled Haru. He picked up the dress and folded it neatly. "We'll give it to her before the party. Ayame will love to see she's wearing it."
"That damn fruit must have wanted me to wear it," snarled Kyou. "I'll pound him for even thinking that!"
"No need to get violent, Kyou-chan," purred Haru. "Nice thong, too. I don't remember getting those for you." Kyou blushed and turned away to take off the underwear.
"Here!" He tossed it to Haru, getting him right in the face. "Ayame gave it to me to wear under that dress. Now that I'm not wearing the dress, I don't have to wear that!"
"Should I give the thong to Yuki then," Haru winked. "Say it was a present from Tohru?"
Kyou smile deviously. "Great idea! Let's do that," he chuckled eagerly. "Oh, and another thing…"
"Yes?"
"I'm naked! Turn around, for Christ's sake!"
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Being naked among each other was never a problem for the Soumas…*sigh* I remember Haru walking around naked and Kyou yelling at him… Okay, maybe that wasn't yaoi in the anime, but not bad.
TBC!
Review:
pluto kiss: Well, I can't see Haru uke, so Kyou's uke, no matter how much it doesn't seem right. I mean, I can picture Kyou seme… *blink* KH? I always see RikuxSora fanart and haven't played it. I don't know Riku…so judging by size ( There I go again. I'm so judgmental.) he seems uke. Just when I said height and age don't matter…sigh.
Hikari Rioki: *hug* Sorry to make you worry~! I suck at writing yaoi. Must have more jokes…
Jo: Yaoi is great, but maybe not everyone likes it….*weeps* We'll show em! Yaoi is delicious!!
Yue's Lady: Just taking a break from the innuendo!… Okay, I'm really out ideas! *sob*
Some stories will be innuendo or shorts. If it really freaks everyone out, this was only mild yaoi.
jill4: Serious fic…Lemme see next chapter! But…*sniffle* I'm not good at writing lemons. I'm good at thinking them up, though. o^_^o
Kyonkyon: Nice name…(when I typed it on MS Word, it immediately replaced it with kinky). ^_^ Sankyuu for the reviews. For you, okay~!! I'll focus on the relationship between Haru and Kyou… That's gonna be tough.
Polka dot: I admire Shuichi to be so cute and still want Yuki to rape him. Lol. Maybe not that much… but it's funny to see a little pain come from it. I'll ease down on the masochism, though. *insane laughter*
Summary: …it's innuendo. Yay! Kyou's too tight for it. Haru's by his side to help.
Warning: This is shorter than lately. Good 'ol innuendo!
Why did I write this without a draft? This idea just came to my head. This is an example of a "super short and dull innuendo chapter"! Wah! (…I'm listening to Naruto music…yea. Evil, evil, Kabuto…)
_~_~_~
"Uh! Too much…Haru," screamed Kyou.
"No, it's perfect," Haru smiled affectionately.
"Can't you see straight?! I'm tightening here!"
"Yes," murmured Haru, "Now that I feel it, it's pretty tight."
"Yea! And really hard on me," accused Kyou.
Haru nodded. "I can almost feel your pain," he smiled innocently.
"Pain?! You have no idea…"
"You're supposed to be enjoying this," snickered Haru.
"How can I enjoy this!" Kyou said. "I'm practically being tortured. And stop touching me!" He slapped the pale hand away.
"I'm just trying to help," Haru informed.
"Help my ass," growled Kyou. "You just want a piece of it!"
"No, Kyou, now's not a time to be abusing it. It's nice on you, actually."
Kyou's face heated instantly. "It's that nice?" He asked timidly.
"Yes," smiled Haru.
"There's something wrong with this, though…"
"Come here," Haru said. He placed his hands on Kyou's waist and turned him around so that he got a good look at the redhead's backside. "Mind if I take a look?"
Kyou shook his head. "Just do it. We have to get ready soon."
"Yea, for the party," growled Haru in irritation. He let is hand travel down Kyou's back. "Spread your legs"
"I'm hoping you're not going to do what you usually do," hissed Kyou.
"No. I'm checking to make sure it's not hurting you. You could be too tight for it."
"Don't you mean it's too tight for me?"
"Whatever," Haru said. He put a hand between Kyou's thighs.
"HARU!"
"You mean it's not tight around there," questioned Haru, oblivious to the glares Kyou gave him.
"It's fine down there, you idiot! It's the waist!"
"The waist is too tight?" Kyou nodded. Haru took out the measuring tape and measured the slim waist. "You're right. You can't be that thin," he chuckled. "And you're so used to baggier clothes."
"Just help me out of this dress," moaned Kyou.
"Didn't I say it looks nice on you?" Haru smirked.
"It's humiliating," mumbled Kyou. "Thank God nobody but you has seen me in it." He unzipped the back and tugged a few times before he could finally pull it over his head. "Next time, Ayame can find someone else to try on his goddamned dresses!" He threw the pink laced garment on the bed.
"I was hoping you'd wear that to the party," chuckled Haru. Kyou sent him a scowl.
"Wear that?" He yelled. "I can't move in it!"
"It can fit Kisa then," smiled Haru. He picked up the dress and folded it neatly. "We'll give it to her before the party. Ayame will love to see she's wearing it."
"That damn fruit must have wanted me to wear it," snarled Kyou. "I'll pound him for even thinking that!"
"No need to get violent, Kyou-chan," purred Haru. "Nice thong, too. I don't remember getting those for you." Kyou blushed and turned away to take off the underwear.
"Here!" He tossed it to Haru, getting him right in the face. "Ayame gave it to me to wear under that dress. Now that I'm not wearing the dress, I don't have to wear that!"
"Should I give the thong to Yuki then," Haru winked. "Say it was a present from Tohru?"
Kyou smile deviously. "Great idea! Let's do that," he chuckled eagerly. "Oh, and another thing…"
"Yes?"
"I'm naked! Turn around, for Christ's sake!"
_~_~_~_~_~_
Being naked among each other was never a problem for the Soumas…*sigh* I remember Haru walking around naked and Kyou yelling at him… Okay, maybe that wasn't yaoi in the anime, but not bad.
TBC!
Review:
pluto kiss: Well, I can't see Haru uke, so Kyou's uke, no matter how much it doesn't seem right. I mean, I can picture Kyou seme… *blink* KH? I always see RikuxSora fanart and haven't played it. I don't know Riku…so judging by size ( There I go again. I'm so judgmental.) he seems uke. Just when I said height and age don't matter…sigh.
Hikari Rioki: *hug* Sorry to make you worry~! I suck at writing yaoi. Must have more jokes…
Jo: Yaoi is great, but maybe not everyone likes it….*weeps* We'll show em! Yaoi is delicious!!
Yue's Lady: Just taking a break from the innuendo!… Okay, I'm really out ideas! *sob*
Some stories will be innuendo or shorts. If it really freaks everyone out, this was only mild yaoi.
jill4: Serious fic…Lemme see next chapter! But…*sniffle* I'm not good at writing lemons. I'm good at thinking them up, though. o^_^o
Kyonkyon: Nice name…(when I typed it on MS Word, it immediately replaced it with kinky). ^_^ Sankyuu for the reviews. For you, okay~!! I'll focus on the relationship between Haru and Kyou… That's gonna be tough.
Polka dot: I admire Shuichi to be so cute and still want Yuki to rape him. Lol. Maybe not that much… but it's funny to see a little pain come from it. I'll ease down on the masochism, though. *insane laughter*