Fun Times At the Xavier Institute

"Well now we get to see the damage," Shipwreck sighed as they pulled up to the mansion. They got out of their various cars and vans. "Lord only knows what the babies did while we were gone."

"Well they were in their playpens when we left," Bobby said. "Maybe they stayed in them?"

"Oh yeah that'll hold them," Scott sighed. "What the…?" Some very loud music was blaring from the mansion but it was not what they expected. "What the heck is that sound?"

"The Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room Song?" Lance blinked. "Why is that song blaring?"

"Is that what it is?" Remy asked.

"I take it you've never been to Disneyland?" Kitty snickered. They went inside. "Oh…my…"

Hundreds of birds, mostly parrots were all around the mansion. Many were in several groups saying words like 'Hello' and 'Pretty Boy' to each other. Some even had little drinks in their claws. "WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THESE BIRDS COME FROM?" Logan shouted.

"POLLY!" Shipwreck shouted.

"WHOO HAAA!" Polly called out as he flew by with a bottle in his feet. "Drinks for everybody!"

"MY SCOTCH!" Xavier shouted. "MY IMPORTED RARE SCOTCH!"

"Oh gross," Tabitha made a face. "There are feathers everywhere."

"I don't wanna think of what the bathroom is like," Kurt winced.

"Are those birds playing poker?" Hank gasped at a gathering of birds at a table.

"Yeah with one of my decks!" Remy shouted. "SHOO! GET OUT OF HERE! VAMOOSE!" He stormed up to scatter the players.

"Lockheed how did you learn to play cards?" Kitty yelled. "And where did you get that poker hat?" Sure enough, at another table was Lockheed in a little hat with another group of poker playing birds.

"Don't look at me!" Remy shouted.

"Five will get you ten Polly taught him," Todd remarked. "Hey he has a full house! He plays better than you do."

"Oh this is not happening!" Remy groaned. A white bird landed on his head. "Please god tell me this is a dream."

"I'm starting to miss the Hellions," Low Light grumbled.

"How did that bird manage to throw a party like this so fast?" Scott looked around in disbelief.

"Who knows how that stupid bird does anything?" Lance groaned.

"And we were worried about the babies?" Bobby groaned.

"It's like that movie with all these birds attacking people and taking over," Fred remarked. "And these birds were pecking everybody and driving them nuts. Nothing but birds as far as the eye could see. What was the name of that movie again?"

"Jaws Blob," Rogue answered sarcastically. "Get these overgrown feather dusters out of here!"

"Shoo! Scram!" Logan started to chase around several birds using his claws. All the other adults started to do so as well. Of course several birds simply flew out of their reach. "ARE THEY LAUGHING AT US?"

"They are laughing at us!" Scott shouted.

"Scary isn't it?" Lance sighed. "Spirit? Is that Freedom?"

"Who's Freedom?" Kitty asked.

"DUCK!" Peter shouted. Everyone did as something huge swooped over their heads.

"My bald eagle," Spirit told him. "I told Polly not to give him Scotch. It always makes him irrational."

"Kurt I know you promised me evenings I would never forget when we started to date but this is ridiculous," Amanda said as she chased the birds.

"Ridiculous is not the word for this!" Kurt shouted. "Shoo! Go away! OW! STOP PECKING MY TAIL!"

"Storm! Fry these Kentucky critters!" Remy yelled.

"I am not going to harm defenseless animals!" Ororo snapped.

"Why not? You don't mind frying my Dad!" Althea snapped.

"DEFENSELESS MY BUTT!" Logan roared. "MY JACKET'S ALREADY A MESS!"

"And so's the kitchen thanks to the babies," Hank sighed. "You don't want to look in there."

"What do you mean?" Xavier wheeled in. "OH MY GOD!"

"I told him not to look," Hank sighed.

"Let me guess," Shipwreck sighed. "Two babies, a lot of chocolate…no diapers on now…one very big mess."

"Bingo…" Hank shook his head. "How is that possible? How is such a horrific mess like that humanly possible?"

"I'd better get the hose…" Cover Girl sighed.

"My mansion…" Xavier sobbed. "My beautiful mansion. It's not bad enough that Mystique blew it up once but…." A bird landed on his head. "I don't know what I did in a past life but I am so paying for this now!"