The Nameless Show
Chapter one: A bad Start
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DF: Hello, and welcome to. . . . sorry but right now I don't have a name. Anyway. . . .
S: How about the very stupid anime show!
DF: ;_; Shut up. Just because you don't like anime you have no right to make me like stupid.
S: You know, your right Fox.
DF: I am?
S: You do a pretty good job of that yourself.
DF: Ok that's it. You sleep in the dog house and no pay check!
S: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (goes on for about 10 minutes) OOOO(falls down and knocks self on chair)
DF: O... K... Anyway she is one of my muse's, and no the other one is just as bad.
B: Bow to me you foolish mortals, for I am BOB!!!!
DF: Told yah, anyway. I am Dark Fox and the girl that hates anime is Star.
B: I will say it you foolish mortal.
DF: Fine
B: Dark Fox does not own Gundam Wing or any other anime that comes to this hell hole.
DF: I will pretend you did not say that.
B: You do that mortal.
DF: Well anyway lets bring those unlucky, I mean Lucky guys and gals that will have to answer stupid question the audience and reviews send. Please no flames, for if you do, Bob will be you new "Friend".
D: Friends? I don't need friends. . . . mortal
DF: You know what I mean.
B: Oh yah
DF: -_-; anyway, will you lucky guys and gals please come out.
(no one comes out.)
DF: You know, if you don't come out you will have to stay here forever .
(everyone comes out)
Good, now will you all please tell every one who you are.
D: Doesn't everyone know us already?
DF: Just do it.
D: Ok, ok. I Duo Maxwell (Girls and guys in the audience start to scream) ^.^;
I fell so loved.
H: Hn... I'm Heero Yuy.....
T: ........................
DF: Translation please.
Q: He said " I'm Trowa Barton," and I'm Quatre R. Winner. (Everyone goes aahhhh cute)
DF: Thank you Quatre.
Q: ^.^ Your well come (So cute)
W: Baka
DF: Just say your name.
W: I'm Wufei Chang.
R: I'm
B: The devil?
DF: I thought you were.
B: No, just immortal.
R: I'M Relena Darlian, Heero's true love. ^.^
DF: (whispers) You wish.
R: What?
DF: ^.^; nothing, NEXT!
Z: I'm Zechs Merquise.
DF: (Glomps Zech) I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
Z: Can't.... breath...
DF: (Lets go) Sorry..... O now lets finish up.
B: Your forgetting someone.
DF: Oh yah, with the power that I have gained by coming a author, I bring Treize Kushrenada back to life. (Some Flashes then some sparks) Pretty colors. (then it fizzels) WHAT!!!( A loud bang is heard. then Treize falls in the chair next to Zechs)
T: Ahhh? Am I alive?
DF: Yep, you are on me show.
T: What's it called?
DF: ;_; I don't have one yet. Bob you finish The show for today.
B: I take no orders form a mortal like you. Mortal.
Everyone: 0.o
DF: Well I'm the author and I am the one with the pay check.
B: ^.^; That's all for today. Please sent lots of reviews and please don't flame Dark Fox to bad.
For if you do I could be left author less. We will have special guest for each show. Like for the next show Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho. Please feel free to ask me Dark Fox, Star, and our special guest question. Mortal.
DF: See, it wasn't to bad.
B: ;_; yes it was mortal.
DF: -_- Please review and remember that this is my first time.
^.^ Bye.
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Ending line:
Smile! It scares people
And do not send questions.