(A teal-haired Mazoku woman with a rubbery shark hand puppet skips up, waving as she giggles psychotically)
Kappa: Hello, boys and girls! Kappa Dolphin desuuuuu! (giggle) It's that time of the year, and for all the little Mazoku around the world, Deep Sea-sama and I give you... The Mazoku Christmas Carols! Have fun singing these around the fire of a burning village! Wai! ^_^
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"Valgaav the Green-Haired Halfbreed"
Valgaav the Green-Haired Halfbreeeeed....Had a very shiny horn...
Valgaav: ..And if you ever touch it...You'll wish you were never boooorn...
All of the baka dragons... used to and still call him names..
They never let poor Valgaav...Join in all the dragon gaaames...
Then one smoky Christmas day, Xelloss came to say...
Xelloss: Valgaav, who I want to fight...can I rip you apart tonight?
Then all Mazoku loved him (Xelloss, that is!)
And they manically giggled with glee! (Heeheeheeeeeee!!!)
Valgaav the Green-Haired Halfbreeeeed....All you are is historyyyyyy...!
*KABOOM!!!!*
"Black Christmas"
I'm...dreaming of a black...Christmas...
Just like the ones I used to knooow....
With Mazoku scheming...and children screaming...
To see....blood stains in the snoooow...
I'm...dreaming of a black...Christmas...
With every city I attack....
May the bodies be fun...to haaaack...
And may all your Christmases be blaaack...
"Deck the Streets"
Deck the streets with mass upheaval..
Mua-ha-ha-ha-haaa..ha-ha-ha-ha!
T'is the season to be evil..
Mua-ha-ha-ha-haaa..ha-ha-ha-ha!
Sick we now our hellbeasts feral..
Mua-ha-ha..Ha-ha-ha..Ha-ha-ha!
Exposing cities to great peril..
Mua-ha-ha-ha-haaaa...ha-ha-ha-ha!
"L-sama Is Coming To Town"
You better watch out, you better go hide,
You better not shout or you're gonna get fried,
L-Sama is coming..to town!
She's making a scroll, though no one knows why,
Gonna pick who's gonna live and who'll die,
L-Sama is coming...to town!
She sees you when you're fragile, she knows how strong you are,
She knows all and she's got a scythe, so go pray to your lucky star!
Oh, you better watch out, you better go hide,
You better not shout or you're gonna get fried,
L-Sama is coming..to tooown!
"Bloody Night"
Bloody night, vicious night..
Creatures die, homes ignite..
Burns yon clergyman, mother, and child...
While their corpses are cut and reviled,
Sleep forever in He-ell...
Sleep forever in Hell....
Bloody night, vicious night,
Warriors quake in their fright,
Humans scream from near and from far,
Ghastly demons laugh as they mar,
Ruby Eye is reborn...
Ruby Eye is reborn...
Bloody night, vicious night,
Son of LoN, mankind's blight,
Destructive beams from thy wretched face,
Mark the rise of the demon race,
Shabby, lord of the world...
Shabby, lord of the world...
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Kappa: Morbid Christmas, minna-san! (maniacal giggle; wavewave) ^_^
((Notes: Hi'ya everyone! I'd like to say thank you for all the speedy and nice reviews this has gotten. Other than that, I need to mention something. For those who don't know, *raises a brow at some unknown flamers* this is completely a work of parody and is all for humor purposes. What do you think I am, a depressing Satanist? Look at my alias for Cephied's sake! ^~ Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.))
Kappa: Hello, boys and girls! Kappa Dolphin desuuuuu! (giggle) It's that time of the year, and for all the little Mazoku around the world, Deep Sea-sama and I give you... The Mazoku Christmas Carols! Have fun singing these around the fire of a burning village! Wai! ^_^
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"Valgaav the Green-Haired Halfbreed"
Valgaav the Green-Haired Halfbreeeeed....Had a very shiny horn...
Valgaav: ..And if you ever touch it...You'll wish you were never boooorn...
All of the baka dragons... used to and still call him names..
They never let poor Valgaav...Join in all the dragon gaaames...
Then one smoky Christmas day, Xelloss came to say...
Xelloss: Valgaav, who I want to fight...can I rip you apart tonight?
Then all Mazoku loved him (Xelloss, that is!)
And they manically giggled with glee! (Heeheeheeeeeee!!!)
Valgaav the Green-Haired Halfbreeeeed....All you are is historyyyyyy...!
*KABOOM!!!!*
"Black Christmas"
I'm...dreaming of a black...Christmas...
Just like the ones I used to knooow....
With Mazoku scheming...and children screaming...
To see....blood stains in the snoooow...
I'm...dreaming of a black...Christmas...
With every city I attack....
May the bodies be fun...to haaaack...
And may all your Christmases be blaaack...
"Deck the Streets"
Deck the streets with mass upheaval..
Mua-ha-ha-ha-haaa..ha-ha-ha-ha!
T'is the season to be evil..
Mua-ha-ha-ha-haaa..ha-ha-ha-ha!
Sick we now our hellbeasts feral..
Mua-ha-ha..Ha-ha-ha..Ha-ha-ha!
Exposing cities to great peril..
Mua-ha-ha-ha-haaaa...ha-ha-ha-ha!
"L-sama Is Coming To Town"
You better watch out, you better go hide,
You better not shout or you're gonna get fried,
L-Sama is coming..to town!
She's making a scroll, though no one knows why,
Gonna pick who's gonna live and who'll die,
L-Sama is coming...to town!
She sees you when you're fragile, she knows how strong you are,
She knows all and she's got a scythe, so go pray to your lucky star!
Oh, you better watch out, you better go hide,
You better not shout or you're gonna get fried,
L-Sama is coming..to tooown!
"Bloody Night"
Bloody night, vicious night..
Creatures die, homes ignite..
Burns yon clergyman, mother, and child...
While their corpses are cut and reviled,
Sleep forever in He-ell...
Sleep forever in Hell....
Bloody night, vicious night,
Warriors quake in their fright,
Humans scream from near and from far,
Ghastly demons laugh as they mar,
Ruby Eye is reborn...
Ruby Eye is reborn...
Bloody night, vicious night,
Son of LoN, mankind's blight,
Destructive beams from thy wretched face,
Mark the rise of the demon race,
Shabby, lord of the world...
Shabby, lord of the world...
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Kappa: Morbid Christmas, minna-san! (maniacal giggle; wavewave) ^_^
((Notes: Hi'ya everyone! I'd like to say thank you for all the speedy and nice reviews this has gotten. Other than that, I need to mention something. For those who don't know, *raises a brow at some unknown flamers* this is completely a work of parody and is all for humor purposes. What do you think I am, a depressing Satanist? Look at my alias for Cephied's sake! ^~ Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.))