Kurt's Story:
Hey, this my story of KMFDM. My name is actually Curtis, but I prefer to spell it Kurt 'cause it looks more foreign. And foreign is cool. If you don't like my name being Kurt, then I think you know where you can go. TO THE ICE CREAM STORE!! (Man, I'm full of it today! LOL)
Anyways, I know you're saying "on with the KMFDM story, moron". I'll get to that now, and I'm not a moron.
I first learned of KMFDM in high school. Yes, it took that long for me to find anyone who knew about them. Almost everyone in the high school I go to likes rap. I hate rap. It sucks. Sorry to anyone out there who likes it, but it's not my thing.
I met a guy named Colin. I'm a guy, also, and I'm not homosexual, so this doesn't end with love. I met Colin, who happens to be a big KMFDM fan. I'm like, "K9MD6 who?". Colin says, "KMFDM, moron," and smacks me across the head for mispronouncing his favorite band's name. Colin is a big German fan. If he could speak nothing but German and move to Germany and live in Sascha K.'s house forever........he would. Colin first introuduced me to Kraftwerk, which is great, too. I started to get into the German thing after a while. I also got into Rammstein even more, although I was already a fan at the time.
So, anyways, he burned me a CD with two KMFDM songs. They were "Sturm Und Drang" and "Skurk". And, yes, Colin and I burn CD's. It a little thing we like to call "Piracy", but we don't do it often. I buy my KMFDM CD's now. SUPPORT KMFDM!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! I called Colin and said "Colin, this KMFDM band kicks ass!!!!!", and Colin says "DAMN RIGHT!!!!". Anyways, the conservation veered toward idiotic and comical subject matter that I'd rather not discuss. What made KMFDM so cool was that they shared the same views on politics and America, and life in general that I had. I was like, "HOW FRIGGIN' AWESOME IS THAT!!!! THEY HAVE THE SAME VIEWS!!!! SCHWIGGITY, SCHWIGGITY, SCHWANG!!!!" I didn't actually say "SCHWIGGITY, SCHWIGGITY, SCHWANG!!!!", but you get the point.
So from then on I listened to more KMFDM and MDFMK, and now I can't get enough of it!!! I picked up their latest CD, WWIII, and it kicks my brain's ass! If you aren't a KMFDM fan, then become one now, or Sascha K. might have something to say about it!!!
CATCH THE VIRUS, SPREAD THE VIRUS!!!!
~Kurt
Hey, this my story of KMFDM. My name is actually Curtis, but I prefer to spell it Kurt 'cause it looks more foreign. And foreign is cool. If you don't like my name being Kurt, then I think you know where you can go. TO THE ICE CREAM STORE!! (Man, I'm full of it today! LOL)
Anyways, I know you're saying "on with the KMFDM story, moron". I'll get to that now, and I'm not a moron.
I first learned of KMFDM in high school. Yes, it took that long for me to find anyone who knew about them. Almost everyone in the high school I go to likes rap. I hate rap. It sucks. Sorry to anyone out there who likes it, but it's not my thing.
I met a guy named Colin. I'm a guy, also, and I'm not homosexual, so this doesn't end with love. I met Colin, who happens to be a big KMFDM fan. I'm like, "K9MD6 who?". Colin says, "KMFDM, moron," and smacks me across the head for mispronouncing his favorite band's name. Colin is a big German fan. If he could speak nothing but German and move to Germany and live in Sascha K.'s house forever........he would. Colin first introuduced me to Kraftwerk, which is great, too. I started to get into the German thing after a while. I also got into Rammstein even more, although I was already a fan at the time.
So, anyways, he burned me a CD with two KMFDM songs. They were "Sturm Und Drang" and "Skurk". And, yes, Colin and I burn CD's. It a little thing we like to call "Piracy", but we don't do it often. I buy my KMFDM CD's now. SUPPORT KMFDM!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! I called Colin and said "Colin, this KMFDM band kicks ass!!!!!", and Colin says "DAMN RIGHT!!!!". Anyways, the conservation veered toward idiotic and comical subject matter that I'd rather not discuss. What made KMFDM so cool was that they shared the same views on politics and America, and life in general that I had. I was like, "HOW FRIGGIN' AWESOME IS THAT!!!! THEY HAVE THE SAME VIEWS!!!! SCHWIGGITY, SCHWIGGITY, SCHWANG!!!!" I didn't actually say "SCHWIGGITY, SCHWIGGITY, SCHWANG!!!!", but you get the point.
So from then on I listened to more KMFDM and MDFMK, and now I can't get enough of it!!! I picked up their latest CD, WWIII, and it kicks my brain's ass! If you aren't a KMFDM fan, then become one now, or Sascha K. might have something to say about it!!!
CATCH THE VIRUS, SPREAD THE VIRUS!!!!
~Kurt